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My Defnition of What a Romance Novel Is......

My definition of a Romance Novel: A book consisting of a thin plot, lame external conflict, no internal conflict, weak dialogue, and predictable plot twists, all of which center around a romance lacki...
Posted by the Tanni" on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:06:00 PST

Aww, I feel like I'm 13 years old again....

I was going through old files on my computer, and I found my old songs from The Pillows!! YAAAAAYYY!!! Man, I'm talking Furi Kuri status... That stuff seems like ages ago.... GODDAMN!! And what's mor...
Posted by the Tanni" on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:38:00 PST

"I am the girl anachronism!!"

girl anachronism (read it as if you were crazy... as in, really fast) you can tell from the scars on my arms and cracks in my hips and the dents in my carand the blisters on my lipsthat i'm not the ca...
Posted by the Tanni" on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:15:00 PST

Oh, wait, let me guess... And when I wake up, I'll be dead.

Yes... this is another... blog. Why are blogs called blogs, anyway? What the fuck kind of name is "blog"? "Hey Jimmy, on my website, I'm gonna write a bunch of journal entires that are pointless, and ...
Posted by the Tanni" on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:42:00 PST

The world sucks, but it's not gonna change before you die!

(While browzing the internet) 404 ErrorWe're sorry! We can't find that page. This could have happened for several reasons: 1. The page may be extinct, just as you soon could be, too, if you are still ...
Posted by the Tanni" on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:19:00 PST

And so it's no longer CaliFUCKnia....

I remember.... Back in the day... I hated California with all of my dark little being. I wanted to get the hell away from this state. Move to New York, Washington, Japan, England, China, Ger...
Posted by the Tanni" on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST

Gackt Died on November 4, 2006 at 22:47

Yeah, last night I was talking to Gackt, and he was just absolutely bored out of his mind. So I was like, "Hey dude, why don't you come over? Watch some porn, or something... You know.....
Posted by the Tanni" on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:57:00 PST

My favorite one of the year; a really clever ad...

[Not that any of you would care, really, since I seem to be alone on the ad thing.]   Today, my best bud and I went to Universal City, Hollywood. Had a great time, thanks for asking. Anyway, I wa...
Posted by the Tanni" on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:12:00 PST

*The* best game in the world! Well... the most addictive, anyway.

~I love large groups of pixels....~   I'm kinda a lame ass when it comes to games like SIMS and other games where there isn't much of a point except to interact with the computer and possibl...
Posted by the Tanni" on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:42:00 PST

Why slowly? You know you like it fast, fucker!!

Well, I believe it's safe to say, I am slowly withering away, along with everyone else. It's great to whither away, isn't it? But why slowly? Why does *everything* have to be slow, like dial-up intern...
Posted by the Tanni" on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:55:00 PST