Have recent global events gotten you down? Have you ever been struck by personal tragedy? Do you feel guilty about anything you've ever done?
If you said yes to any of these questions, chances are you blame world leaders, God, or even yourself. Feels pretty bad, doesn't it? Wouldn't it be nice if there was someone ELSE who's fault it was? A mortal man with no diplomatic immunity or divine powers?
DAVE IS THAT MAN.
It can be hard, at first, to blame one man for everything that's ever happened since the dawn of time, but with practise, the benefits can be amazing.
Imagine living entirely without responsibility, free to do what you want, when you want, to who you want, safe in the knowledge that whatever happens, IT'S DAVE'S FAULT.
Imagine no longer. Join us, blame Dave, and enter your new life. Just read this inspiring testimonial:
"Blaming Dave is great! I used to feel terrible pangs of guilt over my sordid past, but since I started blaming Dave, it really does feel like an enormous weight has been lifted onto Dave's shoulders." JC, Oxford.
