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About Me

You know how sometimes you're in a loud room and everyone's talking and laughing and all of a sudden the whole room goes quiet and some asshat ends up saying something embarrassing as loud as humanly possible? Yeah, that's me. Hi.

I'd go on for a sentence or two about how bad I am about talking about myself, but that would be a lie. I'm awesome. That's really all you need to know. I'm way too self-absorbed to be psychologically healthy, and lots of people like me, which essentially means I'm delusional. Sometimes I don't make sense, or dollars.

I'm a loser (but no one seems to notice) and I'm also a bookish nerd-y weirdo pompous smart-ass, but people often don't notice that until I start using words like "ameliorate" and "apropos" in casual conversation. Then they run. Far.

Anyway, what I'm doing with my life: Basically I sit around and do stuff. Or don't do stuff. And sometimes I'll eat cereal while I'm doing it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

So, in this section it used to say "Julia Murney. Oh, baby." but then I met Julia Murney (Oh, baby) so now I don't know what to put here.

My Blog

PROP 8 ARREST

Hey guys! Last night I was arrested for removing "Yes on 8" signs from *public property*.Here is everything I remember, I want everyone to know about this (because I feel that it was wrongful and the ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 08:53:00 GMT

COC Summer Theatre Showcase - Dates/Ticket info

College of the Canyons Theatre Showcase! August 13-15 (Mon, Tues, Weds) In the COC Blackbox Theatre Tickets go on sale at 7pm each night, show starts at 8pm. Get there early! These shows will se...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:47:00 GMT

Grease - Dates/Tickets info!

Grease!At the Plaza Del Sol Performance Hall, CSUN(Zelzah Ave.) Yay Grease! This show is pretty awesome, and we're all pretty amazing (read: crazy) so you should come see it. Obviously if you know me...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 00:07:00 GMT

Peter Pan Dates/Ticket Info

Peter PanAt the Plaza Del Sol Performance HallCal State University, Northridge Friday, January 26 - 7:30pm(Preferred Adults $22, Preferred Children $18. Regular Adults $20, Regular Children $16)Saturd...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 00:07:00 GMT

The Rocky Horror Show, Dates/Ticket Info

Opening night was fan-freaking-tastic. Come see the show at COC (I'm in it) or I will assume you don't love me. Those of you who live in other states, or several hours away (Leigh, I'm looking at you ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 00:20:00 GMT

You Know You Go To Valencia High School If:

So I just spent maybe half an hour writing this, because I always see them for other schools, but not Valencia. I'm kind of proud of it (the funny parts, at least). Repost if you wish. I'd like it if ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 19:15:00 GMT

How to get attention with improvisation

This was taken from my regular blog, which is just so terribly awesome that without it the Earth might hurl into the sun. In short, it must be destroyed. (During brunch, which is after third period. I...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 21:14:00 GMT

Friends.

Friends. Which friend is the.....: x craziest- Melanie..: x sweetest- Still Josh. *Laughs*..: x prettiest- Wouldn't it be narcissistic if I said me?.: x smartest- Nate..: x girly- Alyssa McBride...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jul 2005 02:41:00 GMT

Some Excerpts From My Yearbook

So, in order to perpetuate the illusion that I actually wrote something, I present to you, the strangest things written in my yearbook:"Hey I know you are one cool madamwazelle. not correct spell...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Jun 2005 01:08:00 GMT

Coughs

I lied.
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jun 2005 13:43:00 GMT