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Songs of Elliott's myspace
The Roadhammers - I'm a road hammer
Moby - Why does my heart feel so bad
Rob Zombie - Living dead girl
Stereophonics - Mr. Writer
Gary Jules - Mad world
Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity
Dropkick Murphys - I'm shipping up to boston
Will Smith - Wild Wild West
Bloodhound Gang - Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
Don Omar - Los Bandaleros
Rob Zombie - Meet the Creeper(alice in wonderland video
Asterix - Oange range
Buffalo Springfield - For what its worth
Msn (add me I dont care for myspace much): [email protected] (long story dont ask lol)
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Elliott 'ELPORTO' Porter
Birthday: 1 september
Birthplace: Perth
Current Location: Sydney
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: light brown or Dark blonde it changes
Height: no clue
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: French Prostitute, not joking
The Shoes You Wore Today: Royal's
Your Weakness: Im a guy, we all share a common weakness
Your Fears: hmmmm...
Your Perfect Pizza: Ooo it changes but i had a mighty fine peperoni the other day
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Hypnotise a bear
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fabulous
Thoughts First Waking Up: Now how did i get half a hot dog in my top pocket
Your Best Physical Feature: Everything, Mirrors are my friend
Your Bedtime: now
Your Most Missed Memory: What ever happened to the other half of that hot dog
Pepsi or Coke: Copsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burgonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: lies!
Do you Swear: often
Do you Sing: not for you, its too good for you
Do you Shower Daily: i should hope so
Have you Been in Love: its complicated
Do you want to go to College: does anyone really want to go? i guess so
Do you want to get Married: Absolutely
Do you belive in yourself: Positivly
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: A lady never tells
Are you a Health Freak: maybe
Do you get along with your Parents: My mum is the Shiznit
Do you like Thunderstorms: tre kewl
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: are you trying to pay me out?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oooo la di da i have a girlfriend, suck my balls!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: You think your a big man dont you!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: oh right questions, yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: look i really wanted that kazoo ok! leave it!
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: every damn day
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: whos asking?
How do you want to Die: super hereos dont die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich
What country would you most like to Visit: hmmm at the moment Mongolia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: meh
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: just an itsy bit shorter than moi
Weight: skinny, tonned, sexy nar im not like that, but seriously
Best Clothing Style: Nothing hahaha JOKING, but seriously
Number of Drugs I have taken: none, but seriously, wait that didnt make sense
Number of CDs I own: downloading is cheaper
Number of Piercings: ouch
Number of Tattoos: as above
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ohhh where to start... stealing santa's soul, selling santa's soul on ebay, over priceing the said soul...
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