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Jack // Choppa

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am the man with no name... but you can call me Zap Brannigan!!!
People call me the J man. I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what your asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the octagon, but I also nick named my testie's. My left one is Sir James Wesfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
Seriously folks, the names jack, and my mates call me choppa. post yr 12 student at como sc, and was schooled with only the best ppl you will ever meet. friends? sure, i have plenty. the most awesome of which are listed in who i'd like to meet and my heroes section. i used to work at coles, and although i would never admit in it real life, i actually miss working there... if u can call wat we did work that is. fresh prod and meat room are the coolest places to be (literally, they're freezing) had sum great times, met sum great people and have sum great memories. i now work at a Quantity Surveying firm in West Perth. the pays good and the work is easy. i also study full time at tafe. going good so far, looking forward to the future.
chinese food is the greatest, but nothing beats a classic Aussie BBQ. love to beach it, love to party hard even more.
i live to party, to have fun (as is so clearly shown in the movie down below), afterall, we live for nights we wont remember in the morning. ..need to know more? just ask.
Anyhow, take a look at my page, leave a comment, comment a photo, and make sure u have atleast 1 friend who's a Jew.

My Interests

XBOX
sport
music
old skool N64
explosm comics

Cyanide & Happiness @ a

I'd like to meet:

who would i like to meet u ask? well...
someone more devious yet seducing as Ben L
someone who can make me laugh as easily as Steve
someone who's a better drinking mate than Spinky
someone who's more of a brother than Jordan
someone with more free beer than Nathan
someone who parties harder than Nicole
someone who's taller and nicer than Simmo
someone who's more "anna" than Anna (its a good thing anna, dont worry)
someone who's more of a black asian than Liss
someone who loves music more than Rid
someone more gangsta than the RDS girls
someone more caring than Mia
someone who masters more dragons than Rob
someone with more confidence than Tildo
someone more "Shirvo" than Jack (Shirvo) G
someone whos a better poker player than Lisa(inside joke)
someone who throws a better spa party than Jason
someone who i have more enthralling msn convos with than Alix
someone who holds a long distance friendship better than Ryan
and finally, someone who's always there more, funnier than, has better advice than, is more totally awesome than, and i have more respect for, than Jimmy and Kyle
I love my mates. They're my family, they're my memories, they're my life. You guys are awesome

I'd also love to meet these guys

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I PITY THE FOOL WHO DONT COMMENT ME

Music:

Anything techno
3 Doors Down
AC/DC
Breaking Benjamin
Dandy Warhols
Eskimo Joe
Evermore
The Fray
The Jyle Experience
The Killers
Matchbox Twenty
Moby
Nickelback
Offspring
Papa Roach
Tenacious D
Thirsty Merc
U2
White Stripes
Wolfmother

Movies:

Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 - At Worlds End
The Breakfast Club
Saw I
Saw II
Saw III
Transformers
The Bourne Series
Beerfest
Hot*Fuzz
Anchorman
Dodgeball
Van Wilder
Eurotrip
300

Superbad
Jumper
IronMan
Indiana Jones Series

Television:

Family Guy!!!!
That 70's Show
Rove Live
Futurama
Scrubs
Boston Legal
Supernatural
NCIS
Heroes
Chaser's War On Everything
LOST
South Park
Las Vegas
Burn Notice

Books:

The Deltora Quest Series
The Wind on Fire Series
Harry Potter Series
yeah i know, childish, but i'm an immature little bitch at heart

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Heroes:

Ben Lowry

THE BEST FRIEND

Jordan Szczurek

THE BROTHER

Steve Dawson

THE TUTOR

Ben Spink

THE WINGMAN

Anna Forman

THE DRUNKEN SISTER

Nicole Carey

THE PARTY CHICK

Kyle Martin

THE LEGEND

Jimmy Tracey
THE AWESOME

Jaimi Andrews
THE RIVAL

Claire West

THE ROCKER CHICK

Brenton Lush

THE COMIC

Rid Rawaat

THE DJ

Pat Dawson

THE NYMPHO