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Dan Maslyn

About Me

Let's see, I was born in Rochester, NY and have lived here all my life. I graduated from St. John Fisher College with a degree in Communications. When I'm not out partying and drinking myself stupid, I am pursuing my never ending quest to break into the entertainment industry, which hopefully will one day result in me being a famous millionaire with a supermodel trophy wife and my own private helicopter. I've starred in lots of diferent plays, worked on several different independent films and have done stand up comedy all over the country. It's my dream to someday be in Hollywood working on big budget blockbusters and performing in front of sold out theatres. Is that a longshot? Maybe, but if I don't make it, I'm at least gonna go down fighting. Other than that, I always try to have fun and keep myself amused no matter where I am because the only thing that ever really matters is if you're happy. real editor best profile tools real editor best profile tools

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other comics, drunk chicks, and anyone else cool

My Blog

Video Killed the Radio Star

Greetings from under the 200X black Resistol hat&wait&sorry wrong blog (If you got that joke you're a dork). I know I promised to write more frequently, but the drive just hasn't been there. It's not ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 04:43:00 GMT

Faith

You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be? You would lie in bed at night and close your eyes and you had complete and utter faith...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 06:34:00 GMT

The End

Well I'm sure you've all heard by now that the Comix Cafe has closed. It happened about two weeks ago, but I've been waiting to post a blog about it because, to be perfectly honest, I've had mixed emo...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:01:00 GMT

I’m Movin’ On

Greeting from my home computer, May 31st, 6:22 pm. Wait a minute Dan, aren't you supposed to be at work? Well, that's an excellent question and one that I plan to address now. I've been an emplo...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 15:30:00 GMT

Shake ’n Bake

Aright, I guess I've put this off long enough. There's a lot I want to say but at the same time I'm not sure exactly what to put here, I've never had a friend die before. I first met Mike "Shake 'n Ba...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:56:00 GMT

Long Time

Again, long time since I've posted one of these, but I've been very preoccupied with other things lately and haven't really even had time to get on myspace. My guest spot on Sunday at Comix went surpr...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 04:40:00 GMT

100 Dead Possums in the Road

I know it's been a while since I've posted anything (like anyone actually reads them) but I have a few things to talk about. First off, I attended the first screening of Smoking Laws, the independent ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:45:00 GMT

Windmills do not work that way!

Well at long last I have a picture up. I don't know about you, but I think I look damn good, especially considering this was taken at 3:30 am. In any case, I've probed diferent people's friend lists a...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 01:51:00 GMT

Business

Alright, first things first. I am avidly working on getting a picture of my gorgeous self on here. If anyone I know happens to stumble upon this page, the reason I haven't added you, or anyo...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 13:37:00 GMT

Happy Birthday to Me!

Yesterday I celebrated my 23rd birthday. I finally got to go to a casino and play some poker. I won $102, not bad for the first time in a real card room. (ok, so the buy in was 40 and I had to pay two...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:59:00 GMT