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small, semi-barbaric witch

used to be one of the rotten ones and i liked you for that

About Me


My Interests



I'd like to meet:

someone who surprises me

Music:



1)RADIOHEAD
2)Pink Floyd
3)Smashing Pumpkins
4)Guided by Voices
5)Cannibal Corpse
6)Yo La Tengo
7)Cocteau Twins

Movies:


"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." -Tyler Durden
Your IQ Is 65
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Below Average
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Below Average
Your General Knowledge is Below Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Television:

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that 70's show, who's line is it anyway?, family guy, Xena: Warrior Princess(fuck yeah)

Books:

Catch-22, im in love with yossarian.if you havent been able to tell already i want his babies. oh, he's so hot, Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf, Grendel, almost anything by Edgarallen, Pride and Predjudice, Crime and Punishment, Sula (the book is so strange), some Stephen King (when he doesnt get too carried away with the sensual details), Catcher in the Rye, House of Mirth, Their Eyes Were Watching God, Harry Potter, The Da Vinci Code, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. a brief history of time, and six easy pieces.~and~The Idiots Guide to Sexmust readitswonderfull......
The Witch of Blackbird Pond, Where the Red Furn Grows, Little Women, Goosebumps, The Hobbit, Shell Silverstine.

Heroes:

woody allen, sex machine

My Blog

George Carlin

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Posted by small, semi-barbaric witch on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:34:00 PST

icelandic sled ride

you keep me up,with your stories,you clog my nose,every night,baby I'm lying,can't you see that I'm dying?with your elbow blocking my breath hole.
Posted by small, semi-barbaric witch on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:30:00 PST

green castle

you have fungus on your backand you make me scratch itall the time
Posted by small, semi-barbaric witch on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:38:00 PST

planet xerox

last night a terrible fishoverpowered me,grove me inside outin a dream but you stopped itand for the second timei went mad for thirstfunny i always thought that you were the one that needed to be save...
Posted by small, semi-barbaric witch on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

wolfie (on keeping your mouth shut)

mother said she said maybe you lovely it maka me happy. so i showed her the tygers inside me. she hates her some tiger. meow. and i brought them home, one at a time. i bent on the thresh and ga...
Posted by small, semi-barbaric witch on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:17:00 PST

lobstrosify

the lobstros ification less ness was entirely un bearable   so many tentacles never existed   i always didn't know the joy of its landing for it didn't land   (being a sea dwelling cre...
Posted by small, semi-barbaric witch on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:26:00 PST

check out my velociraptor impression

its like this ...
Posted by small, semi-barbaric witch on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:53:00 PST

walpurgisnacht

i feel wronged by many things. first of all that feeling so doesn't give me answers. -why, if bugs are attracted to light, do they not just all take off for the sun? maybe the first tried and had its ...
Posted by small, semi-barbaric witch on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 05:19:00 PST

no shave november

fact: its really hard to bullshit a phil paper when you havent read the essay its sposed to be on. metaphysics can really scramble your noodle the wrong way. i mean, the more i know about these thing...
Posted by small, semi-barbaric witch on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:25:00 PST

zebras

in my pantshaunting the wildebeestieswho are also down thereso many stripes...lions (a little something i learned how to do in english class)
Posted by small, semi-barbaric witch on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:43:00 PST