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Spam the ninja [GIVE ME TANGO OR GIVE ME DEATH!)

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me


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I LIKE

-ORANGE TANGO
-ben and jerrys ice cream (brownie)
-my fella... JAY xxxx
-making a tit of myself when i "dance"
-drinkin
-teasin
-the way i act.. so deal with it
-meeting new people
-nights in with sammi
-nights in with diddy and my new found pillow/in house drinking/smoking/giggle buddy craig
-cuddles
-the feeling of being wanted
-jeff hardy!
-but most of all my friends and family!

I HATE


-the way i act on vodka!
-bein messed about
-fake people
-CLOWNS!
-backstabbers
-just about anything girlie (apart from the pinkness... sometimes)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


just about anyone who can make me smile and anyone who can put up with me being... hmmmm how can ya put it.... violent ways!

BUT...

i would like to add that i would so hump jeff hardyz leg 2 cus hes one damn fine sexay man!!! and no i aint obsessed >wipes away druel< mmmmmm i aint obessed...

hmmmm... i would also like to meet chuck norris hehe :) my fave quote being Whats the quickest way to a mans heart.... with chuck norris' fist hehe

My Blog

a quick one

just a really a quick msg to say that i am still with jay after the last blog on here so loving that :) hehe xxxmy life still has its ups and downs... thats life... but still.. im still here and thats...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:20:00 GMT

hell... why not

hell... why not... yes i repeated it but thought... hell why not write another blog which i have not done in a longgggggggg time well... update... the f**k buddy in my last blog is now well... my boyf...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 07:24:00 GMT

life as i now know it :)

Well... i thought it was about time that i would write another blog after the events of ... well you :P well... spam has been single now for a few weeks... and tbh i didnt think i could be happier......
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:07:00 GMT

the ex :)

Well... i could be really nasty when writing this blog because of everything that has gone on... if it comes out it comes out and tbh who cares... well when i first started goin with joe many people w...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:48:00 GMT

can i sex you up??

why??? why cant i stop thinkin about that one line??? can i sex you up if i was single??? Paranoia.... something which has taken over my mind.... yes.... at that point last night i was fine.... goin ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

me, myself and i

Really dont know where to begin (aint as good as sammi at these :) hehe) Well... as promised  ended up going sammis last night - granted it was not just spam and sammi time but all in all was a v...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:50:00 GMT

BOREDOM strikes! blog time:)

Well... ten minutes left of work and i decide to write a blog now, which i will be very suprised if i manage to finish it... or rush and forget to say something or even say the wrong thing :P wot can...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:49:00 GMT

just a little thought :)

Thought it was time to write a new blog... just to... well... pass the last half hour of work! hehe Well... where to start really... just the same old spam doing the same old thing really. dont get m...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:41:00 GMT

the weekend :) hehe

dude!!!! lets just say my weekend started from thursday. AND SAMMI WASNT OUT FOR ANY OF IT!!!!!! (borin fook she has become) THURS - jaks - can mainly remember - diddy gettin the top score on the pun...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:09:00 GMT

last of 2007! (not literally) hehe

2007! well... been an up and down year if i should say so myself (and i aint sayin... goes without sayin, cuz why should i say it if we didnt need say it... (head blag or what))would like to thank rea...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:39:00 GMT