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sarahJones! [YGJ!]

picture comments are like sex for people who have no lovelife =)

About Me

Ciao. E una buona mattina, non?
Certo. Aparte dello smog.
Si, che piccato.
Si! Mi piace la tua bicicletta.
Ahhh grazie.
"there's this girl i know, right? and she's really, really lovely, and i adore her, even though i can't act like i do because i have to keep looking popular =) but when we get home she makes me happy by being there =) and i miss her right now, and i will until wednesday evening, which is when she will be receiving a coodle. i have a confession to make. this comment is about YOU. i bought dude, where's my car? But it isn't as funny as you...is it weird i tried to replace you with a movie?"
lauraJones
"ONLY you would get all three quiz results. so i think the hetero and lesbian ones cancel each other out, leaving you with bi. that or you're just so sexual that you are non-sexual. it's like a vicious circle. have fun with that! PS. *SHOCK*SHOCK*HORROR*HORROR* SARAH IS NOT ON MYSPACE RIGHT NOW!!!! THE WORLD MUST BE ENDING!"
misha sidapra
"i am commenting you sarah, purely because you claim nobody ever comments you. This is very untrue, because as i can see, lots of people have commented you. including some nick person, that i assume is your cousin. and not your lover. dirty little secret, la la la la la la. i was going to picture comment you but i simply knew that it would just give you too much pleasure! our bowling pictures are wonderful, ooo and guess what! i received a postcard from you today! from when you went to bloody cyprus!! that was aaaages ago! i think it's cause you insulted them in your postcard so they treated you as a terrorist. love you"
alex jerome
"well, you could mention that you co-wrote, produced, directed and starred in a series of successful 1990s horror films for your personal statement. or that you choreographed, directed and starred in a music video?? 'looking in your eyes, i see a paradise' =D P.S. DON'T ACTUALLY MENTION EITHER OF THOSE THINGS"
alistair redgrift
"ohhhh i love you sarah. i am a spaz tis my job. and yes, i would be there with preverbial knobs on. you gonna have it on your actual birthday or is that too easy? and if i remember correctly you dragged me all the way to the garage for a grand total of 4 freddos and a dairy milk or whatever. i'm not saying freddos don't rock my world though - they certainly do. see you tomorrow"
hannah bond
"oh my god...today is Closer day and now you tell me dickson is setting up a French conversation club...I think that would complete my life."
rosie wilkes
"There's not as much emo whining on your profile as I was expecting. I'll let you live... for now..."
the merciful rich taylor
"I swear you're on this site for WAYYYY too much of your time saz!!!! Lol...something exciting...i want another one of those hilary duff phone conversations again!!!! love you daddy"
sniffany lau
"aww poor you, what did savage say? all good things yeh :P 'sarah has a brilliant sense of humour and often cleverly remarks upon my incompetence which i look forward to in every lesson and corridor!' lol i woof you too!"
annanananana
"Haha i remember when you couldn't stop laughing at my mum for wearing those foot-strap trousers! Good old days...i've not seen now for like...months. Pffff...grandad reaches 90 in like 8 years..i'm sure we'll see you then =S & oh dear. Please tell me he's 82. Lol. In ALL the cards we got him it said '82!!' and we got two big balloons bearing the letters 8 and 2. He can't have been happy with that if he's 84 =S"
Master Physick
"Sarah, Sarah, Sarah! We MUST go see Hanson in concert!!! For some disgusting reason, only WE appreciate them! & I wonder how many matches Sarah went through until she got the photo she hoped for..."
chlowee thomson
"I would point out the fact I never reply to sarah's comments, but that ruins the whole point of it...I am aware of the irony."
smellyjoe aldous
click here for ALL my pictures =O
~I Have It All =D~
beyond best friends
she's like an imaginary friend brought to life as a pet
i would actually clean the house for those guys =P
some form of hardcore madeline-type wife
my big/little brother depending on his mood =)
and *most of us* live together in this pretty house =D

My Interests



i brought these gifts for you, they're upinmybum... =)

be young
be foolish
but be happy

†~Sarah~†

please don't point out how many contradictions there are in my beliefs =) thank you.

ANTI-
drugs
smoking
alcoholism
piercings =P
sexism
homophobia
private schools
capital punishment
ms savage
nerds
small children

PRO-
multiculturalism *but what's a little racism among friends =)*
equality!
freedom!!!
abortion
euthanasia
stereotypes
grammar & state schools
america *no really*
sex education for children!
global-warming *but i do recycle, etc. so best of both worlds there =) hooray for hurricanes!*

I'd like to meet:



forced london sightseeing!

my 18th birthday movie! =P

the girls being gay 2 trailer!! =D

the mish alex & sarah movie!!!

the english crew post-tgi fridays =O

the stereotypical sleepover includes monkey bars =)

nobody understands this...

sarah & laura 2: the improvement =)
the original sarah & laura video!

the girls being gay trailer =D

the sarah & jess movie =)

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My Blog

NOW it's christmas =D

yes, chocolate bananas mean christmas =D ahhh tis an annual thing now perhaps.this is the grow-your-own-nerd i got mish. she got me a thong with my name on =) we might just be the coolest people ever....
Posted by sarahJones! [YGJ!] on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:56:00 PST

lol christmas card designs =D

i was so bored in double italian today without alex OR anna *glares* i was driven to designing christmas cards =S personally i think sarahJones Christmas Card Designs could grow to be big enough ...
Posted by sarahJones! [YGJ!] on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:26:00 PST

Forced London Sight-seeing!

yeah ya heard me. though i was the one who, erm, forced laura. ho hum, was rather fun at least =) *distant cheering* WE HAVE PHOTOS AND VIDEO CLIPS YEHUS. par exemple, thar we be at camden and then ...
Posted by sarahJones! [YGJ!] on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:49:00 PST

x~Halloween =P~x

unfortunately we could not find Hocus Pocus to watch *tear* but never mind, instead we had much funnage seeing how many costumes we could get through within the space of one evening... Dad: "I've see...
Posted by sarahJones! [YGJ!] on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:12:00 PST

***MY 18TH BIRTHDAY!!! =D***

Eeeee! Check it out man, i'm 18!! don't hold your breath for that to come across anytime soon =) and my family didn't take me to some pooey posh restaurant on my birthday after all, they took me to lo...
Posted by sarahJones! [YGJ!] on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:17:00 PST

***We heart Alex! =P***

and therefore took her to see Beauty & the Beast, naturally =) Gaston was amazing and was spotted playing half the characters in the show, including a delightful glittery spatula among other thing...
Posted by sarahJones! [YGJ!] on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:30:00 PST

x~Onwards to Uni!~x

I am a loser and will not stop insisting that Thursday was a road trip *squeals* and next Thursday will be the same =PThough kudos to Mish for being spontaneous!! =O and Sarah is amazingly now also co...
Posted by sarahJones! [YGJ!] on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:07:00 PST

~ Cyprus Summary ~

WOOF. all i can say is thank the good karma god we have returned from cyprus as it was well shit and i don't know how those crazy greeks can live there =S mmmmm feels so good to be able to flush paper...
Posted by sarahJones! [YGJ!] on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:27:00 PST

*~MY BEST FRIENDS~*

I didn't want to get rid of this completely...blogs solve everything x~Mish~x first and foremost, mish is my best friend. i don't need to say it really because, well, we ARE best friends right to th...
Posted by sarahJones! [YGJ!] on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 03:23:00 PST

about five dubai pix =O

i would like to take this opportunity to say: do not go to dubai.unless you like seeing camels up close, there is nothing for you there. this is from when our car sunk in the desert. obviously all the...
Posted by sarahJones! [YGJ!] on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:19:00 PST