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About Me

Acoustic soul with a little rock n roll flavor. That's the goal. I just wanna kick some grooves you can dig on a stringbox 'round a roaring campfire with some brews, buddies, and bullshit. Enjoy, but remember: listen to Mr. Gravy responsibly. Don't wear pants if you listen to my songs in a moving vehicle. Your pants will be blown off, directly through your engine. In fact, it's best to listen to my tunes naked. Very naked. Like sharing bodily fluids wth your couch naked. And ladies, please stop sending me so many panties. I can only wear one pair at a time!
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Member Since: 11/06/2006
Band Members: *snicker* Just the big guy!

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Influences: Let's get the list goin: Led Zep...Zeppel...in?, Tenacious D, Anthony Hamilton, Tool, the way my nuts feel all twisted up in my boxers, Strange Unit, 10 Years, Modest Mouse, Scott Moser, Ween, all those damn country songs I was forced to listen to, Days of the New, Pantera, Lordi, Gavin DeGraw, Morgan Freeman, Lucious Jackson, Finger 11, Terror Tractor, my family, Erica Campbell, STP, Emix and Mr. Meanz, copious amounts of alcohol, King Leonidas, Dio, Wolfmother, Scientist, Sublime, and old Schwarzenegger films. Oh, and edible panties. Strawberry flavored.
Sounds Like: I think this quote from a review of my upcoming album sums up my style: "The simple chord riffs accentuate the minimalistic attitude the swaggering drunken braggart has portrayed throughout his [as in MY] forgettable musical career...It seems as if Mr. Gravy was either too intoxicated, or too busy [masturbating to his own reflection] to realize that most of his songs sound exactly the same...and degrading to women." --Rock Poser Monthly, March 2007
Record Label: Kergen's Workshop, Ogden, KS

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All kinds of excitement

For those of you who haven’t heard yet, I joined a second band, Delirium Trigger, out of Junction City. I play bass for them as well. I’ve been humping it hard learning all thier son...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 20:46:00 GMT

Inspiratu

Oh the pain of pleasure, the sopping wet armpits of the addicted dweller within. My little demon Inspiratu. I beat him, often, and from his twisted, toothy mouth spew muttering and ramblin...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:02:00 GMT

Campfire Anthems

I've got four solid recordings for my album as of last night! I'll have about eight or nine tracks on it. I've been working with Kergen, Emix and Darren of Strange Unit to get my tracks re...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 23:25:00 GMT

Here I am, bitches!

I finally leaped into the digital age! I got myself a crappy recording program so I can post my mediocrity for the whole world to scoff at! Laugh all you want, fuckers, I'm laughing too!&n...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 20:35:00 GMT