The Protagonists of Rock n' Roll- new faces, old name, a new past, present, and future
A long year has past since the sands of time have unsheathed a name that provoked fear and false understanding in all those who spoke it like that of TSF. With roots and connections to the past, and more importantly the future, this entity shall henceforth both destroy and nurture the past successes and failures of others as well aid those ignorant in the forms of good punk rock music in understanding both their insanity and ignorance. Also an understanding that:
-The following names have never existed or never shall exist in relation to the present form; they merely exhibit a lackluster deviation from reality: Eater! Out!, Fever or Fever Beat, Nailer, Fashion Whore etc.
-Any one male or female, caught speaking the above names will be executed and exiled to a land of bad music and pathetic realities also known as the “real world", which in itself when spoken sends shutters and spasms through out the bodies of citizens of the world.
You, citizens or pathetic cretins alike may have once been fortunate enough to have heard the letters, "TSF" uttered in succession, or for the more informed seen the actual events surrounding said letters. For these privileged individuals, it should come as no surprise that the same three letters have returned in a new surrounding form that should be immediately recognizable when at once understood by those onlookers who are worthy of its presence. There are reminders of TSF past to accompany you in the future endeavor of understanding.
Being that this present incarnation is both a new form in itself and a connection to a worthy and incredible legacy it is without further ado that the re-configured entity unveils itself to the masses…..
The following are your new protagonists of Rock n' Roll
John- Electric guitar
Sheldon-Drums
Patrick- Vocals and general brilliance
The above are your assistants in suicide prevention and an antithesis of bad punk rock music, as well as comrades so to speak in general studies of the human race. It is not a choice of the masses whether or not to accept this decree or any further decrees by this representative entity. It is a necessity.
The letters TSF have formerly once stood for “Total System Failure†but recognizing the present form as re-born, a new interpretation for the acronym may be assigned at a later date.
The above paragraphs should be taken literally and very seriously in that this representative entity does not suffer fools gladly. Commencing as of this day, in succession of personal destinies, the sun will set off the face of the earth, the tides will change, the north wind shall blow, all in preparation for a new sunrise, and the dawn of mankind’s saviors of thought.
In closing…….
Through the centuries thinkers have found a failure in the masses to realize inconsistencies in their surroundings, and this entity continues in this tradition, revealing the pure idiocy, hypocrisy, and stupidity in the state of punk rock music, as well as the surrounding less impressive entities.
Serving as a reminder, this entity shall be perpetually available to the masses, should they choose to call upon it.
TSF
