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Romeo Retarded

It's not a tub it's a jungle jim lunchbox

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorHeylo, stuff about me; Im a Graphic Designer, I have a huge passion for designing anything whether its stuff for work, artwork for peoples bands or tattoos etc. I do the LOT. I’m involved in two T-Shirt companies both of which will be hitting the myspace and internet scene very soon, but its not the usual scene clothing shit where everything looks the same as every other t-shirt company, with the usual stars, guns and skulls crap all over it. Also if you’re a good up and coming photographer let me know as we could do with some people taking pictures of people modelling the Tee’s. Models would be appreciated as well, you shall be rewarded but this would be in talks and depending on portfolio etc =D *** so watch out for updates in the next few months ***I like a lot of the usual stuff, I’m totally obsessed with slip-on vans and my collection is growing more and more =] I have a HUGE interest in music and going to gigs etc. One band everyone around the Portsmouth and Southampton area should check out is The Edible Stems which can be found on my top 12 or check out their myspace at: www.myspace.com/theediblestems who are a GREAT local band from Portsmouth who are a MUST SEE LIVE BAND!I Rarely take new pictures of myself, well to be honest I NEVER take pictures of myself and I rarely update my pictures as I’m too bloody lazy!I love tattoos and piercing’s loads and im really into my comics, manga artwork, cartoons etc. I love death cab for cutie and always have been a huge fan, so yes I probably am slightly geeky but I really don’t care and my friends / girlfriend loves me for it =D … honest!Ma'am, i think you'd look mighty hot with a beard!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Marky *moo moo*
Birthday: April 14th
Birthplace: um, says on my passport which i cant find at the mo =s
Current Location: Fareham, Portsmouth
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black & Blonde
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: im a Righty baby!
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Slip on pink and brown Vans -- I LOVE MY VAN'S SHOES :D --- im seriously obsessed :| i WILL own them all =D
Your Weakness: Kick my balls and ill fall down quicker than a granny with bad knees
Your Fears: too many French people coming to England
Your Perfect Pizza: all the meat in the world with cheese! and jalapeno peppers, lots n lots of jalapeno's ... FIRE FIRE FIRE!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to be able to buy my gf something good for Christmas
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: boobie
Thoughts First Waking Up: ahh shit, i got work!
Your Best Physical Feature: ill pass on that one...
Your Bedtime: whenever i end up passing out
Your Most Missed Memory: i really dont know at the moment, shall think and answer later
Pepsi or Coke: gimmie the pepsi challenge baby
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, why not
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: never tried
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah!
Do you Sing: Yeah, X Factor here i come! ... oops did i type that out loud?
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: already been
Do you want to get Married: when im older
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: does my head REALLY look that big right now? ;)
Are you a Health Freak: na
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: too noisey man
Do you play an Instrument: nu-uh
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: in relationship now, does that still count as a "date" ? ... does anyone call a "date" a "date" now anyways? ... whats with "dates" anyways?... good food though
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: mall? ... a mall! ... do we even call them Malls in England?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, deffo have to try it though, looks good ... but seriously doubt it tastes good
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i took a crayon pen from work once, does that count? ... it was a REALLY crayon it had several different coloured blocks to choose from man!
Ever been Drunk: ever been sober?
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: as an 80year old fucked as a dirty tramp on whiskey and coke been shagged to death by an young dirty sex crazed prossie
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: South Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Blue, or ... Blue with a hint of Green, ooh *moist*
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: long hair
Height: bit smaller than me? ... Nicole's height is perfect =)
Weight: Slim?
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks good on the person
Number of Drugs I have taken: does medication count?
Number of CDs I own: im not too sure, i dont buy too many cds cos the dvd section is always before the cd section or the *SALE* sigh for dvds is at least and im too much of a film geek to pass down a dvd sale -- ahh another weekness
Number of Piercings: one at the moment
Number of Tattoos: 3 stars for the moment
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dunno, not too many but prob a few things, lets say ... an even 4 *nods*
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My Interests

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

I'd like to meet:

your mum

Movies:

im a total film geek so i love most movies! but my fave American film is - Pulp Fiction and fave English film would be Snatch