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Lakopa

Bag of Sand! Bag of Sand!!!!!

About Me

Hrm, do you want the long story or the short story? Well, I'm hard to explain. I'm a mountain of a man, if you know me...you'd know. I'm always making a wiseass comment or trying to make a person laugh at their or my own expense. I'm a good all-around guy. I love getting tattooed. I like the laaadies, who doesn't? I like long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners....damn, smooth isn't it? Is weightlifting a hobby or an interest? Anywho, I like...well, me.

My Interests

Movies, sports, music, rinse, wash, repeat

I'd like to meet:

Celebrity-wise: Rosario Dawson, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba.TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jakub M. Larsen
Birthday: March 6th, 1983
Birthplace: Lake Forest, IL
Current Location: Waukegan, IL
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown, Blonde, Red all mixed together
Height: 6 ft. 4 In.
Right Handed or Left Handed: South-paw
Your Heritage: Danish, Portugese, Slavic, Norweigan, Swedish, German, Lithuania and Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nikes, yo
Your Weakness: Italian Women
Your Fears: Extreme Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keep more than $1000 in my savings account for a check perio
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gotta piss, gotta piss, gotta piss
Your Best Physical Feature: Strong, Muscular Legs
Your Bedtime: Sleep is for the weak
Your Most Missed Memory: Memory
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ewwww
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocalate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Like a sailor
Do you Sing: Yup
Do you Shower Daily: Everyday before and after work
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Yup
Do you want to get Married: Yup
Do you belive in yourself: I do, I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Yup
Are you a Health Freak: I work
Do you get along with your Parents: Dad- Yes, Mom-No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup
Do you play an Instrument: Do breasts count as drums?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ewwwwwwwwww
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: On the toilet like Elvis
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: 6 ft 6 in. tall, get it?
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, Denmark and Sicily
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Mid-length
Height: 5 ft. 6 and shorter
Weight: Under 150 lbs.
Best Clothing Style: Who cares
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 2 and counting
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Don't regret anything

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Your Irish Name Is...
Owen Sheehan What's your Irish Name? ("http://friendcount.com/counter.php?i=3114");"
I thank Steve for this game.Mr. Trot Nixon, seeing as anyone with a name like "Trot" deserves to be punished.

Music:

Sublime, Led Zepplin, Offspring, Alice in Chains, Dimmu Borgir(Yeah...Dimmu!), Guns'N'Roses, Eminem, 50 Cent, Mike Jones, Gwen Stefani(Bananas!), Jessica Simpson(hehro, Jessica), Pussycat Dolls(ROWR!), Red Hot Chili Peppers, John Mayer(How does he get sooo many ladies, surriously?), Outkast, Wu Tang Clan(Shaolin, yo), Redman, Stephen Lynch(Comedic Genius)

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1&2, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Sin City(soon-to-be), Monty Python "The Holy Grail", Revenge of the Sith(soon-to-be), Napoleon Dynamite

Television:

[adult swim], The Daily Show, Sportcenter, Girls Gone Wild Infomercials?(Do they count?), Stella(Aka "The State" Part Deux), Chappelle Show(Free Dave Chappelle!)

Books:

"Moneyball" by Michael Lewis(coughcoughBillyBeanecough), "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" by Hunter S. Thompson, "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu

Heroes:

SUPERMAN! The Incredible Hulk? Green Lantern! Lebron James? Rocco Baldelli! Jonny "Friggin" Gomes! Preston, just bc he's a pimp.

My Blog

Man Laws(Yeah, like the ones from the commercials)

..> 1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a...
Posted by Lakopa on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:22:00 PST

Songs of Me: "The Joker" by the Steve Miller Band

..> Some people call me the space cowboy yeahSome call me the gangster of loveSome people call me MauriceCause' I speak of the pompetous of lovePeople talk about me babySay I'm doin' you wrong, do...
Posted by Lakopa on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:24:00 PST

Thoughts on me 2.0: I'M A FLIRT! Edition

1. Middle Name? 2. If I drank a beer, what response would follow? 3. Who is Baby D? 4. If I could eat anything everyday for the rest of my life, I'd eat _________. 5. Smart-ass or unemployed comedian?...
Posted by Lakopa on Wed, 23 May 2007 04:07:00 PST

Thoughts on Me

I always see the same old surveys and it's always "If you could describe me in one word, what would it be? How long have you known me?" Blah, Blah, Blah, Same old tired shit. Well, I must be feeling ...
Posted by Lakopa on Sat, 05 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

Get better, bro, get better

On Thursday, April 12th, one of my closest friends got into a car accident and had to be flown from the scene to Wisconsin. Basically, he got ran off the road by a U-Haul truck and his car flipped aft...
Posted by Lakopa on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:23:00 PST

Let's try this again....I'm back????

Some Myspace Shananigans going on.... You're probably asking, "What's Jakub(aka to some as J-PIMP) been up to?" Yeah, I haven't blogged in a long time....eh, never had the time or need to. Howeve...
Posted by Lakopa on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:47:00 PST

Moneyball-in'

I dunno if it was because of my somewhat scary interest in baseball(over pretty much any other sport)... if it was my thoughts regarding my future career...could it be Stooby telling me in 2002-2003 t...
Posted by Lakopa on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 08:43:00 PST

White Sox Fans, Show me some Ray-vortism

I know that it's football season and I SHOULD be more interested in football than I should be in baseball, I've still got a bit of baseball fever left over. Probably so do a few of my friends who...
Posted by Lakopa on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 01:48:00 PST

Is it wrong to think "American Psycho" is delightfully hilarious

"Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU gi...
Posted by Lakopa on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 11:56:00 PST

Hey yo, It's Survey Time!

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by Lakopa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST