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About Me

I get up everyday with the hope that I can create something beautiful. I feel a great sense of responsibility as a creator to do my best to bring something interesting, true, and original to the outside because as creations go in this day and age in this world, We are at an all time low in quality of expression. when you consider the sensationalism on t.v and the number of explosions it takes to keep the average person interested on just an artistic level, well shit it's enough to want to join the armed forces and the fucking media vomiting out child molestation stories with the non chalance of ripping open a pack of bubble gum. It's fucking Disguisting every where you turn. AHH! I Hate This Place, I Hate THIS FUCKING WORLD! (Yawn).....whew! I'm getting tired. zzzzz zzzzz zzzzzz zzzzz zzzzzz

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fucked Up People who get lost in their own houses. people who have had to eat their own limbs to survive, common place dictators of imaginary countries, those who harbor a belief in anything they can't physically see, rotten apples who have since become perfume, peacocks, squirt gun Russian roulette enthusiasts, behavior dismantlers, insecure librarians by day fierce social critics by night, the matador who survived the bull attack, anyone who would yell a question from across the room in a public place, anyone willing to take a break from the play outside and do something real...that they know there going to get shit for, I want to meet those peeps.

My Blog

The Adventures of Rob and his Moms Brain "Rocks and Stamps"

Preface: &nbs p; &nbs p; If you've been reading the adventures of rob and his mom's brain (start...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 20:27:00 GMT

the adventures of Rob and his Moms brain "The Grind"

From the begining, Rob's life was (to say the least) quite peculiar in nature. His Mother was born with the only ever recorded square vagina, so then, at his birth, his less than little circular head ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 19:05:00 GMT

the adventures of Rob and his Mom's brain "the science project"

(As dumb witted and socially inept to junior High school as Rob was, ( his IQ bordering on 63, a test he swore was a conspirative hoax) his ability to adapt and survive in what he saw as a Twisted Sem...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 23:41:00 GMT

adventures of Rob and his Mom's brain."The Telephone Man"

Saturday, February 03, 2007(Rob is sitting at his desk concerned, sweating, running his little fingers through every possible radio station. It's a hot day, he's all of 8 years old and already is...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 21:31:00 GMT

adventures of Rob and his Mom's brain "the incense"

rob's mom's brain: Practical kitchen dinet set Practical appliances Practical application Practical sollutions Practical sense Practical knowledge Practical ideas Practical politcal views ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:03:00 GMT