tomass â„¢ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

sadly i cannot take anything seriously, which often proves to be a problem â„¢
i like giraffes and crackers (the edible kind) and monekys.... but who doesnt! â„¢
i also like the fact that monkeys only smile when they are unhappy, it makes me happy in a way! â„¢
i live next door to my unlce john, he is an absolute comedy genius (however he does not realize this, if he did, he would be a millionaire....) im currently thinking about writing a book/sitcom based around his life! â„¢
the sky is blue â„¢
im quite good at computers and such â„¢
i also like the fact about why jaffa cakes want to be cakes so badly (its because there racist towards biscuits, which im in support of....im a total biscuit fashist!) â„¢
i also like facts....i have lots, i would like more! â„¢
i miss family fortunes (with les dennis) and POB â„¢
for more interesting facts, contact someone interesting! â„¢

My Interests

i love working really hard, it interests me greatly!
i also have a great fondness for annoying people in a way that amuses me, it comes completly natrual! â„¢

I'd like to meet:

KARL PILKINGTON and anyone who wants to give me money
(if either of these people are you, please contact me) â„¢

Music:

rock and/or roll (not necessarily in that order) â„¢

Movies:

does anyone actually care realy! (thats not actually a name of a film) â„¢

Television:

i dont watch tv, i have a life.....but i realy realy realy hate eastenders thou! (if u watch eastenders, i hate you, goodbye)! â„¢
but i do like the office and partridge obvisously...also i hate lost, but i cant help but watch it! â„¢

Books:

Karl Pilkington Diary of course..... â„¢

Heroes:

circus folk....and KARL PILKINGTON â„¢

My Blog

New Year?!

THE YEAR 20071. Will you be looking for a new job?Not unless i get Sacked2. Will you be looking for a new relationship?Will see....3. New house?No, maybe an old house....4. What will you do different ...
Posted by tomass " on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:17:00 PST

My Manifesto....

Lets go, lets do it....Whos got the 1st point?
Posted by tomass " on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:16:00 PST

A Message from Satan's Breath Managment Teamn!

Hello to all my little rockers! Just a quick hello, just to remind you all the Satan's Breath are the greatest fucking rock band in the world and if you think differently i will slice of your balls (i...
Posted by tomass " on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:45:00 PST

OFFICE DARES!!!

Office daresONE-POINT OFFICE DARES1 - Run one lap around the office at top speed.2 - Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player'must be in the toilet at the time -.3 - Ignore...
Posted by tomass " on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:33:00 PST

a bulletin (posted 21/11/06)

IM FUCKIN BORED and nobody wants to play with me!IM FUCKIN BORED and some IDIOT has just asked me if i want my fuckin bluetak back.....no i dont want my fuckin bluetak back!and IM FUCKIN BORED and pud...
Posted by tomass " on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:10:00 PST

a song by tom and hel.....

EGG FRIED RICE (to the tune of Nic Nac Paddywack)Egg Fried RiceEgg Fried RiceI would like some Egg Fried RiceWith a big fat Egg and a bit of Carrot toEgg Fried Rice for me and you by tom and hel comin...
Posted by tomass " on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:09:00 PST

my survery thing.....

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Tom Tit Birthday: the day after independence day Birthplace: wolvohamptionay Current Location: hednesfordionay Eye Color: a certain shade of green H...
Posted by tomass " on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:00:00 PST

a song by james, hel and tom

the made up journey song i smash plates with my rebatei bend folks with my tooooesi like to eat lots of biscuitsbecasue they make me coooold writen by james, hel and tom ©...
Posted by tomass " on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:27:00 PST

do you know that you guys mite get a thrill out of?!

oooh oooh, eating a pebble!
Posted by tomass " on Tue, 23 May 2006 01:16:00 PST