IN THE YEAR 2002 AD A YOUNG WARRIOR KNOWN ONLY AS XIANOX AWOKE SUDDENLY IN THE NIGHT, HE HAD JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE IN WHICH HE SAW THE END OF THE WORLD!!! HE WAS GREATLY DISTURBED BY THE VISION AND AFTER MUCH MEDITATION HE DECIDED THAT HE MUST TRAVEL TO THE END OF THE WORLD TO FIND THE ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS HE WAS AFRAID TO ASK.
ON THE HIGHEST PEAK OF THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN HE STUMBLED ACROSS ANOTHER TRAVELLER, HER NAME WAS GERI. SHE TOLD HIM TALES OF THE WORLD AND REVEALED TO HIM THAT SHE HAD ONCE BEEN PART OF A SUPERGROUP KNOWN ONLY AS THE SPICE GIRLS. SHE HELPED HIM GET IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEMININE SIDE AND MADE HIM REALIZE THAT IT WAS NEVER THE DESTINATION THAT MATTERED ALL BUT INSTEAD THE JOURNEY. IT WAS AT THIS POINT THAT XIANOX SAW WHAT HE MUST DO. HIS MISSION WAS TO FORM AN EMOTIONAL HARDCORE BAND THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN. GERI LEFT HIM WITH SOME ADVICE "REMEMBER THE EYES THEY NEVER LIE AND MOST GIRLS ARE SLUTS, BUT IM NOT MOST GIRLS".
THE NEXT YEAR XIANOX MET THE FOUR INDIVIDUALS WHO HE WAS SURE WERE THE ENTITIES HE HAD BEEN WAITING FOR.
FIRST CAME JOHAN AKA SIMO, XIANOX HAD KNOW SIMO FOR SOMETIME BUT IT WAS WHEN HE SAW HIM HEAD A FOOTBALL HE KNEW THAT HE HAD FOUND THE FIRST MEMBER OF HIS BAND.
SECOND WAS KELLS AKA KELLS, ONE DAY WHILE ON THE BUS XIANOX SAW KELLS PLAYING WITH HIS HAIR AND SINGING THE LINE "MY HEART IS BREAKING" IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT THAT XIANOX KNEW HE HAD FOUND HIS SINGER.
THIRD WAS JAMES, LITTLE IS KNOW ABOUT JAMES BUT IT IS THOUGHT THAT HE IS ONLY HALF HUMAN. ALL XIANOXS MEMORIES OF JAMES WERE ERASED IN THE GREAT BATTLE OF MIDDLE ABBEY STREET WHEN HE WAS HIT BY A SONIC BOOM GUITAR SWING.
FORTH CAME STE AKA MINI KELLS. STES ENTRY TO THE BAND WAS FORGED IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE WHEN HE WAS INPALED ON A NAIL AT A PARTY WHERE THE GREAT BATTLE OF OUR TIME KELLFEST LATER TOOK PLACE.
IT WAS AFTER THE FIRST GIG IN THE TEMPLE BAR MUSIC CENTRE THAT THE BAND BEGAN TO REALISE THAT THEY HAD POWERS.
KELLS:THE POWER TO MAKE PEOPLE DO ANYTHING HE SAYS.
STE:WITH THE HELP OF HIS DRUM STICKS HE CAN CREATE A SHOCKWAVE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO KNOCK DOWN BUILDINGS
JAMES:THE SONIC BOOM GUITAR SWING
XIANOX:THE POWER TO MANIPULATE TIME
JOHAN:HEART(HE GOT A LITTLE MONKEY)
IT WAS AT THIS GIG THAT XIANOX MET WHO WAS TO BECOME ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS XGAVX.
AFTER ENL HAD DESTROYED THE EVIL CREATURE KNOWN AS WHOPPERBUZZ JAMES DECIDED TO LEAVE THE BAND. HE WAS EVENTUALLY SLAYED BY A TXT MESSAGE IN WHICH KELLS CALLED ONE OF HIS BEST FRIENDS A MINGER.
JAMES WAS REPLACED BY LAW-RANCE WHO WAS A FIRE ARMS SPECIALIST WHO RODE A MECHANICAL HORSE. ALTHOUGH HIS TIME IN THE BAND WAS SHORT HE HELPED THEM TO SOME OF THEIR GREATEST VICTORIES. HE WAS LAST SEEN BOARDING A BUS IN DROGHEDA WITH A BOTTLE OF PEPSI 50% EXTRA FREE HELD HIGH IN THE AIR.
XGAVX JOINED THE BAND AT THE TURN OF THE TIDE. ENL HAD HAD JOINED FORCES WITH SUCH GROUPS AS THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, BORN A GHOST AND THE POWER RANGERS, THIS GROUP WAS COLLECTIVLY KNOWN AS THE RESISTANCE.
MANY PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT ENL WERE DESTROYED AT THE VALENTINES MASSACRE OF 2006 WHERE STE WAS LOURD INTO THE BACK ROOM OF THE VOODOO AND CORRUPTED BY THE DARK LORD. BUT THIS SIMPLY IS NOT TRUE.
STE QUICKLY CAST OFF THE SHACKLES OF THE DARK LORD AND IS NOW IN HIDING WERE HE IS PERFECTING THE SONIC DRUM ROLL.
JOHAN BECAME HEAD OF TRAINING AT THE RESISTANCE HEAD QUARTERS AND IS TRAINING A GROUP OF ELITE CADETS KNOWS AS THE MEXICANS.
KELLS WAS MORTALLY WOUNDED AND THE ONLY WAY XIANOX COULD SAVE HIM WAS TO TRAVEL BACK THROUGH TIME AND BRING FORWARD A YOUNGER VERSION OF KELLS IN THE FORM OF A 10 YEAR OLD BOY, IT IS SAID HE HAS NOW TURNED INTO A HERO.
XIANOX AND XGAVX ARE CURRENTLY AT THE FRONT LINE WHICH IS LOCATED IN DEEP SPACE, THEY FIGHT BACK THE DARK AND EVERY DAY STRUGGLE TO PREVENT THE END OF THE WORLD. THEY ARE JOINED AT THE FRONT BY THEIR BROTHERS XGLENNX, XCIARANX, XMACKLEX AND XROBBEDGEX COLLECTIVELY THEY ARE KNOW AS XMOSHCALLX AND THEY ARE THEY ONLY THING THAT STAND BETWEEN YOU AND THE END OF THE WORLD.
