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Sean

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

About Me

I have a tendency to procrastinate, stay up way too late, read non-fiction books, and eat tofu.
I am attempting to live a minimalist lifestyle. I want to sell or give away the majority of my possessions and live a simpler life with no crap weighing me down. Just the bare necessities. Just my car, my laptop, and my clothes. And my guitar. And my rice cooker. And my books. And a printer (I dont have one yet, but I really should get one). And a plasma screen TV... I'm too American to be a minimalist.

My Interests

Comedy, writing, making music, eating healthy, nature, and traveling (something I don’t really do, but really want to).

I'd like to meet:

People who are cool, but not too cool.

Music:

Black Keys, Tom Waits, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, Violent Femmes, Pixies, Rolling Stones, Weezer (when they were good) and a bunch of others...

Movies:

Office Space, Full Metal Jacket, A Life Aquatic, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Stand By Me, The Big Lebowski, and Robocop...

Television:

Veronica Mars, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Strangers with Candy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Southpark, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Carnivale, Doctor Who, Upright Citizens Brigade

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1984, Down the Highway: The Life of Bob Dylan, Maus, Of Mice and Men, Animal Farm, Ethan Frome

Heroes:

My writing idol is Charlie Kaufman.
My musical idol is Bob Dylan.
My American idol is that one girl who sang that power ballad really loudly, you know the one.

My Blog

I finally know what to say when someone asks me my religion

ApatheismThere are four main roots of theology (we'll ignore the various ascetic, moral, dogmatic, etc. branches of theology and stick to the roots): theism, agnosticism, atheism, and apatheism - all ...
Posted by Sean on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 07:45:00 PST

Man, car accidents hurt

My first day of paid work in LA. I'm delivering gift baskets to people all around town. I'm the passenger and a girl I just met is the driver. We're driving down La Brea, just south of Sunset. A car ...
Posted by Sean on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:50:00 PST

I think I just quit my job

Yesterday, I didn't show up to work and I didn't call in either.  That's what's referred to as a "no call/ no show." Then today, I went and did the same damn thing again. Oops. Each one of those ...
Posted by Sean on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:24:00 PST

I like killing people and stealing things

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is the most addictive game on the planet.I was supposed to be working all day, but this damn game wouldn't let me. It kept calling me. It said, "Hey Sean, just kill one ...
Posted by Sean on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 11:07:00 PST

Jack Bauer is GOD!

I'm starting a new religion called Bauerism. Who's with me?* edit * Upon doing a google search of "Bauerism" I've found that I'm not the only one who believes in his holiness. Here is a prayer that a...
Posted by Sean on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 02:08:00 PST