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Chunkster

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About Me

I love the Cardinals. I REALLY FUCKING LOVE THE CARDINALS!! I live just east of St Louis in Illinois. I teach Wood Shop at my local high school.My best friend is an Elvis impersonator. The best one east of the Mississiippi. He's the best! I love him. He puts on a great show especially when we get an extra 8 bucks and we bring him to the Cardinals game. I hold the boombox up between innings and crank THE KING and he sings and dances along. The people around us go friggin nuts!!! You just gotta see it to believe it!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Albert Pujols, Scotti Rolen, Ozzie Smith, Bruce Sutter, Jeff Cohen(the real CHUNK), Bob Vila, Norm Abrams, Carmen Elektra, Minnie Driver and ELVIS "THE KING" PRESLEY when I'm dead of course.

My Blog

I’m actually going for the Cubs becasue of My loyalties to Budweiser

I'm ticked my Cardinals aren't going to the playoffs.  However, I did renew my upper deck season ticket for all the action of next year.  For those of you that have come and hung out with me...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:44:00 GMT

Just Layin Low!

Hey friends, It's your old pal cHUNKster!!! I have been laying low as of late. This school year is wrapping up soon, and I'm so excited!!! When it ends, I will be heading to Busch Stadium alot to see ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:07:00 GMT

Tomorrow, I love you, you're only a day away!!!

SPRING TRAINING starts tomorrow!!! Life is Good!!!  I have been laying low for the last few months, letting my liver recover from all the celebrating from the World Series. I am a little ner...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 19:07:00 GMT

baseball is over thanksgiving is over xmas is near!

My computer has had problems and haven't been able to update my stuff lately. All I wear around is cardinals world champions gear. My students gave me cuttin board with the STL engraved on it. I'm...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:37:00 GMT

Cardinal Win World Series!!!!! Go Crazy Go Crazy!!!!

They did it! They did it. It's taken me a couple days to post. I was out with my buddy Jack bar hopping all Friday night and woke up in my car with my shirt off with a big red bird painted on my che...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:24:00 GMT

Go Cardinals it's time for Game 4

Hey You Guys,I've taken the week off work for the World Series. I spilled beer all over my keyboard the other night after the Cards big victory the other night. I had to go out and get a new keyboar...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 16:52:00 GMT

Life is good the Cards are winning

It's Saturday night and the Cardinals are beating the no good Tigers. Most of my cardinal buddies are over. We have a cooler of bud light next to the couch so we don't miss a thing. My buddy is an ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 18:37:00 GMT

MUCK the FETS & TUCK the FIGERS

HELL YEAH!!!! WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO THE WORLD SERIES!!! THIS IS OUR YEAR!!! I am calling in sick tommorrow because I am so fucking smashed from celebrating and there is no way in HELL I ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 23:23:00 GMT

LETS TRY AGAIN!!

Last Night Sucked the BIG ONE! I had a bad hangover at work(woodshop class) today, the sounds of the power tools going made my headache fucking worse! I thought my boys were going to pull it...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 18:30:00 GMT

TONIGHT!

FUCK THE METS! THE CARDS ARE GOING TO WIN TONIGHT! THEN IT'S ON 2 DETROIT FOR SOME TIGER ASS WHOOPING! R U WITH ME MY FELLOW CARDINAL FANS? chUNKsteR
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:34:00 GMT