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Joanie Laurer trained at Killer Kowalski's Wrestling School in Salem, Massachusetts, where she briefly dated Perry Saturn, and worked for various independent promotions. Her career reached new heights when she met WWE wrestlers Paul Levesque (then Hunter Hearst Helmsley, now Triple H) and Shawn Michaels in a bar in 1997. Struck by her appearance, they helped her get into the World Wrestling Federation. Her original role was as the impassive bodyguard of D-Generation X, often getting physically involved in Triple H's matches.
At the 1999 Royal Rumble Laurer turned heel by betraying Triple H, aligning herself with his enemy Vince McMahon. She was a thorn in the side of Triple H until he too joined McMahon's group at WrestleMania XV. The duo became part of the Corporation, and later Shane McMahon's Corporate Ministry, harassing rebels like Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kane, X-Pac and The Rock.
In late 1999, Laurer became a face again, allying with The Kat and feuding with Jeff Jarrett over the Intercontinental Championship. She defeated Jarrett for the title in his last WWE match on October 17, 1999 becoming the first and only woman to win the Intercontinental Championship at No Mercy. She claims that Jarrett demanded (and received) $250,000 from Vince McMahon in order to lose the title cleanly to a woman (his contract had expired on October 16, and he was therefore not obligated to appear on the Pay Per View. If he had not appeared, the WWF would have been criticised for false advertising, and the lineage of the title would have been broken). She would go on to hold the title two more timesChyna's rivalry with Chris Jericho began 1999-10-24. The two met at Survivor Series where Chyna retained the IC Title after a grueling match. The next night on RAW Jericho abducts Chyna and smashes her thumb with a hammer. They continue the rivalry till Armageddon where Jericho defeated her becoming the IC Champ. Chyna congratulates him and for the next several weeks helps Jericho to hang on to the title, finally admitting that she was waiting till her thumb fully healed before her rematch. Chyna took on Jericho 1999-12-30, however the victor was not clear. Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley made a first time-ever ruling that made Chyna and Chris Jericho co-Intercontinental Champions on 2000-01-03. Chris Jericho and Chyna defend the title, both alone, and together, holding on to it until 2000-01-23 at Royal Rumble where Chyna, Jericho, and Hardcore Holly competed in a Triple Threat match which named Jericho the undisputed IC ChampIn 2000, Laurer briefly teamed with Chris Jericho, before becoming the onscreen girlfriend of Eddie Guerrero. Guerrero and Laurer became very popular during the Summer of 2000, with Guerrero dubbing her his "Mamacita". They split in the Autumn of 2000 after Eddie was found cavorting in the shower with two of the Godfather's "Hos", Mandy and Victoria. At the same time, her appearance in Playboy attracted the unwanted attention of Right to Censor, a straight-laced group of wrestlers who lampooned the Parents Television Council. Laurer was announced as injured after a vicious double team piledriver at the hands of Ivory and Val Venis.Laurer returned a few weeks later and began a feud with Ivory over the Women's Title. This culminated in a tasteless angle at the 2001 Royal Rumble where Laurer appeared to reinjure her neck while performing a handspring back elbow. The fake injury was criticized as color commentator Jerry Lawler left the commentators' booth and entered the ring to check on Laurer, something he had not done since the tragic accident that led to the death of Owen Hart. The highly publicised return of Laurer from the "injury" culminated in her winning the Women's Title from Ivory at WrestleMania 17 in a squash match.
Laurer was an extremely dominant champion, defeating challengers Lita and Trish Stratus with little problem. However, during her contract renegotiations, Laurer was unhappy with the pay she was offered and the fact that she was expected to compete principally in the women's division rather than against men. It is also rumoured that the relationship between Triple H, her former boyfriend, and Stephanie McMahon, with whom he had an affair then left Laurer for, was a factor in her departure. She left the company on November 30, 2001, several months after negotations had broken down and she had been taken off television.Laurer's in-ring career since then has been very limited. She has sang and wrestled at a Ultimate Pro Wrestling event, and was scheduled to appear on a talkshow hosted by Jonny Fairplay on a Total Nonstop Action Pay Per View, but did not appear, supposedly due to a dispute over travel costs. She also made several appearances for New Japan Pro Wrestling, and in celebrity boxing tournaments.Chyna's vital statistics: Age - 35
Birthday: December 27
Birthplace & Hometown: Londonderry, New Hampshire
Real Name: Joanie Laurer
Joanie's Height: 5'8" -6'
Weight: 180 -200lbs
Favourite Band: Van Halen
Favourite Sport (besides wrestling): Boxing
Favourite Athlete: Mike Tyson
Favourite T.V. Show: 60 Minutes
Favourite Food: Chicken
Musical Talents: She plays the Cello & sings
Best Advice she ever recieved: "Ask and ye shall receive"
Favourite Acotr: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Favourite Actress: Gleen Close
Favourite Movie: Pulp Fiction
Favourite Cartoon Charcter: Wolverine from X-Men
Chyna also has: a boxing licence
She admires this most in a man: The ability to accept her as an equal
You'll always see her with this: Chewing Gum
People Refuse to believe this about her: She has a really good sense of humour
Something she rarely has: Time Alone
Something she thinks is a real blessing: A Great Masseuse
Somewhere she would like to visit more often: Mr. McMahon's mansion
Favourite Story as a kid: Winnie the Pooh
His eyes hypnotize her: Visera
She thinks this person is a laugh a minute: Jerry Lawler
She was surpised how sweet this person was to her: Mike Tyson
Favourite awards show: The American Music Awards
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HOTTEST GIRL ME!!
WHOS HOTTER RANDY ORTON OR JOHN CENA Randy
WOULD YOU RATHER BE TRISH OR STACY miss jackie
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THE BEST MALE FINISHING MOVE HHH - Pedegree
THE BEST FEMALE FINISHING MOVE Chyna-PowerBomb
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THE BEST SAYING IN WWE Suck It
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