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Emir

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About Me

My life...wow, I wish it were that easy...living in one place for your entire childhood and adolescence, keeping friends and nurturing those bonds, having a whole and stubbornless family, being able to just look the world in the face and just smile...Then again, life wouldn't be interesting if it was perfect. And believe me, my life is far from it...but I would never change the past because it made me who I am today./ And now I'm writing this second paragraph two weeks after I wrote the first one...so that's two things you've learned about me so far: I'm cryptic and lazy (only when I get bored of what I'm doing...so it's a major wonder how I passed IB!) I get a lot of feedback from people saying that I'm easy to talk to and friendly to nearly everyone I meet, despite their beliefs and opinions. I also have a knack for being cool under pressure, which is something everybody needs if they lived in both israel and lebanon (don't ask, bizarre situation)...in fact, the israelis are bombing nearby and i'm not even phased about it. Afer I finish med-school, I'm planning on joining Doctors Without Borders so if any of you knows somebody in the organization, you'd have my eternal gratitude. Peace out.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Emir, Turk, Beast, Lurch, Serial-killer, Chewbacca...oh and who can forget ocre (it's spelled oGre but the girls who "blessed" me with the name like to spell it like this...the funny part is that they're all in IB **cough cough** mimi, sue, nadine, list goes on)
Birthday: January 30
Birthplace: Ankara, Turkey
Current Location: Beirut
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 193 cm (hence the name Beast)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Turkish, Turkish, and (holy dysfunctional erectile!) more Turkish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers
Your Weakness: Fear
Your Fears: Risking the lives of those around me, powerful and ignorant people, cute stuffed animals! (ever noticed the sadistic insanity inside their huge and supposedly adorable eyes?)
Your Perfect Pizza: One that would get me stoned out of my mind
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get through freshman year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have calculus in an hour?...screw it (reset the alarm for later in the day)
Your Best Physical Feature: Everyone keeps on mentioning my height
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Dressing up as a Spice Girl and getting a 50% discount for my prom for it
Pepsi or Coke: My crotch or my groin? They're both the same!
MacDonalds or Burger King: KFC
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who the hell writes this stuff?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso (thank IB for that)
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: ???What the fuck is this "swearing"???
Do you Sing: Only to myself (for all of your sakes...)
Do you Shower Daily: If I didn't, would I admit it?...Yes, i do (for those who are slow)
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: In it
Do you want to get Married: No, it takes the passion out of the relationship
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Rarely
Do you think you are Attractive: Oh yeah I'm bringing sexy back
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em especially at night when I'm in a warm bed...all that energy and sound makes the day seem more active and beautiful
Do you play an Instrument: Sax and guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Does a bear shit in the woods?
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: WHO THE FUCK CARES?! DO PEOPLE VIEW OTHER PEOPLES' MYSPACE TO SEE WHETHER OR NOT THEY ATE A BOX OF OREOS IN THE PAST MONTH?! IT'S MORONIC!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Maybe when I was drunk
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: HA!
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, last time was back in first grade
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Fighting for something I believe in...or as laith once put it "slaying a fucking dragon or some cool shit like that"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Big Bird
What country would you most like to Visit: Malaysia (don't you dare say "Truely Asia"!)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Whatever suits her
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Less than me
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: Medical or recreational?
Number of CDs I own: Lost count
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: Want to get one across my upper back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, my mistakes in the past have taught me to become a stronger and better person
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how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


92%

agnosticism


75%

Buddhism


71%

Paganism


71%

Judaism


63%

Islam


63%

atheism


58%

Christianity


29%

Hinduism


17%
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My Interests

I like long walks on the beach under the full moon and the soothing sounds of the Backstreet Boys...HA! If I'm ever serious about that in the future please feel free to tie me to the back bumper of your car and drag me on the Lebanese coastal road, in all its glory, beer bottles and used condoms...I love anything active or musical like snowboarding, windsurfing, playing the sax and guitar, playing volleyball basketball water polo and baseball, scuba diving (the darth vader experience), driving, and laughing at my friends when they're piss-drunk!

I'd like to meet:

Hobos and purple flying monkeys...anyone who's their own person and doesn't follow the crowd. Doesn't matter what race you are, beliefs you have, and political opinions you might have (as long as you can back them up). I'm open to just about everybody. My only conditions are that you must have an I.Q. over 40 and must not be a nazi...in other words, if you believe that the U.S. government is doing good to the world (and by world I mean outside of America) than worse, then you've fail to meet my conditions. If you voted for Bush, you share the same I.Q. as him. If you take in information blindly from the media or other sources without having some form of doubt about what's being told, then you fit the low I.Q. catagory. If you believe in baking a pie full of rainbows, unicorns, and gleeful smiles, then you have no hope of being saved, though I would be very interested in meeting you...if you're just adding me just to fill up your friends list, I think that's pretty pathetic and kindly suggest that you FUCK OFF!

Music:

I can listen to just about anything (the only exceptions are modern rap and pop)depending on my mood but I prefer most types of rock. Here are some of the artists I like: Lost Prophets, Incubus, Staind, Linkin Park, Puddle of Mudd, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Crossfade, Creed, 3 Doors Down, AC/DC, Guns And Roses, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamins, Drowning Pool, Taproot, P.O.D.,Charlie Parker, Santana, B.B. King, Oasis, Nickelback, Jimi Hendrix, Duman, The Offspring, Trust Company, Poets of the Fall, Blink 182, Sum 41, Goo Goo Dolls, Tupac Shakur, DJ Tiesto, the guys who sing the Lahme Song, and The Backstreet Boys(only joking! god forbid...)
You Are an Indie Rocker!
You are in it for the love of the music...
And you couldn't care less about being signed by a big label.
You're all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career...oh and you're a Turkish sex god. That will be all. What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Movies:

Crash, The Terminal, Love Actually, Star Wars (might sound geeky but I don't care), Donnie Darko, Little Nicky, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, The Matrix Trilogy (for both the action and the meaning behind it all), The Untouchables, Kung Pow, Hitch, Lord of War, To Sir With Love, Saving Private Ryan, The Rock, Basic, Assault On Precint 13, Paradise Now, Borat, The Butterfly Effect, 40 Year-Old Virgin, Remember The Titans, Good Morning Vietnam, We Were Soldiers, Big Trouble, The Quiet American, The Naked Gun trilogy, Scary Movie 1 to 3, Hot Shots 1 and 2, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 and 2, White Chicks

Television:

Malcolm in the Middle, Married With Children, The Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, Everybody Hates Chris, Life As We Know It, Scrubs, Jackass, Will and Grace, Megas XLR, Family Guy, The Boondocks, and anything on the National Geographic Channel(when i'm bored)

Books:

Arcadia, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, A Long Day's Journey Into Night, the Halo series, Harry Potter, Hot Six

Heroes:

Those who had supported me during my darkest moments and Stewie from Family Guy

My Blog

Why I Love Turkey

The beer is cheap and plentiful- the girls are all beautiful, even the least attractive are easy on the eyes- people live and die for their football teams-  ISKENDER!- the city to city buses are ...
Posted by Emir on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 04:23:00 PST

At Hillside

My time at the Hillside Beach Resort: The "kick ass" times at the Pasha Bar - jet skiing at full speed without a care in the world - the three Russian breakdancers who got too friendly with thems...
Posted by Emir on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 05:24:00 PST