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About Me

Paintball
Music is life
Cars
Santa Cruz
Sports
Ninja Turtles are awesome
flipper
7-11 slurpees
other cool crap
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic || 10%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||| 23%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Shit makes me wanna go back. One of the best movies you could ever see
To all fallen marines who never made it home, Semper Fi
.. You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

Natural Causes


67%

Eaten


53%

Bomb


53%

Drowning


53%

Accident


53%

Stabbed


47%

Suicide


40%

Gunshot


33%

Suffocated


33%

Disappear


27%

Posion


20%

Disease


7%

Cut Throat


7%
How Will You Die??
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh
Birthday: November 18th 1985
Birthplace: San Jose California
Current Location: Redding California
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mexican/Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: White dvs's
Your Weakness: Pain is weakness leaving the body
Your Fears: I hate bee's....fuckers
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be back into the marine core
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: im goin back to bed
Your Best Physical Feature: dunno
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: summer a couple years ago
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: both
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ice tea sucks
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: water?
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: to much
Do you Sing: yeah
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: yeah
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: very much
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah there awesome
Do you play an Instrument: air guitar..0o0o0
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sushi's nasty
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: dont think so
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: in a heist
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Marine...again
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe/japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: like all colors
Short or Long Hair: depends on the girl
Height: about the same as me
Weight: iono
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: to many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: few
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My Interests

If you dont talk, then dont add me
I graduated highschool
I was born in San Jose
Kings/Niners/sharks/giants....my teams
I work full time
Im a sales rep
I drive
I take random road trips
I play video games
I love the military
dont like the military? then I dont like you
I was in the marines
Honorably discharged
Im going into the Air National Guard
I have a cell phone
I watch ninja turtles
I love family guy
I say random shit
I like shiny things
im eaisly amused
I love all types of cars, imports and domestic
I drink
I like to party
I love my nephew bird
I like to go paintballing
I love going to concerts
Rally Sessions are awesome
music
that would be about it for now

MY DOGS, Einstein and Beau

And my kitty patches

1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!

You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.

Violent


81%

Exciting


69%

Hot


63%

Soft


56%

Awkward


44%

Sweet


44%

Wet


38%

Shy


25%
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You're Frank-the-Tank

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Your Deadly Sins


Gluttony: 40%
Greed: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Envy: 0%
Lust: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You'll die choking on a cookie in bed. How Sinful Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Jordan, Johnny Knoxville. Stevo

Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Low
Schizoid Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Disorder : Moderate
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : Low
Narcissistic Disorder : Moderate
Avoidant Disorder : Low
Dependent Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Low

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Music:

I like all music, rap, rock, techno, old shit, new shit....some bands i like....
10 years, 12 stones, 2pac, 311, 3rd strike, 50 cent, a perfect circle, acdc, adema, afi, avenged sevenfold, alice in chains, american hi-fi, atreyu, audioslave, black eyed peas, blindside, bone thugs, brand new, breaking benjamin, bush, busta rhymes, chevelle, ciara, CKY, coal chamber, darude, daft punk, def lepard, deftones, disturbed, dmx, dope, dr dre, drowning pool, earshot, element eighty, eminem, eve6, everlast, foo fighters, from autum to ashes, garth brooks, godsmack, googoo dolls, greenday, hatebreed, hoobastank,Incubus, jimi hendrix, kittie, korn, Kottonmouth Kings, krazy bone, led zepplin, lil john, limp bizkit, Linkin park, lost prophets, Frank Sinatra, lynard skynard, Marilyn manson, mario, maroon 5, metallica, moby, mudvayne, murderdolls, mushroom head, my american heart,My chemical romance nappy roots, nickelback, Nine inch nails, nirvana, Obie Trice, Offspring, orgy, Pantera, Papa roach, pearl jam, pennywise, prodigy, puddle of mudd, queen, rammstein, revolution smile, rob zombie, saliva, seether, senses fail, shinedown, skindred, slipknot, smile empty soul, snoop dogg, soil, staind, static x, stonesour, story of the year, sublime, sugarcult, system of a down, tech n9ne, tesla, the ataris, the classic crime, the postal service, the union underground, The Used, the white stripes, three days grace, tim mcgraw, toby kieth, tom petty, too short, tool, trapt, tripside, white zombie, xzibit,
bold are bands ive seen in concert

You Belong in 1969
1969 If you scored...1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?

You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 8 out of 10 correct! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?

Movies:


...the notebook...
Varsity blues, road trip, euro trip, slackers, both shreks, dogma, head of state, the rock, we were soldiers, office space, last samuri, phone booth, monsters inc, con air, and any scary movie

Television:


sportscenter
family guy
simpsons
anything on adult swim
FUSE
cops/worlds police chases
history channel....w00t
fresh prince
OLD ninja turtles

Books:

forget books, I read maxim

Heroes:

United States Marines, United States Airmen, United States Soldiers, and United States Sailors.

My Blog

"emo"

 to anyone reading, be you an emo boy or someone who loves emo boys and being "scene"....suck my dick, I'm cooler than you and your haircut and your pants. I fucking own your pants as far as your...
Posted by Josh" on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 07:51:00 PST

decisions decisions decisions

what to do go back into the marine core or go into the air force both have their pros and cons they both appeal to me i just dont know what the fuck to choose blah...
Posted by Josh" on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 11:41:00 PST

READ THIS.......this is going to be my child

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "wi...
Posted by Josh" on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 02:26:00 PST

survey

BAsics What time are you starting this at?: 9:50 What is your full name?: Joshua Matthew Sanford Do you like your name?: yea If no,What would you change it to?: Age?:19 ...
Posted by Josh" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST