What's good!? I'm Jeremy, and I'm known for my obnoxious sarcasm. Word. I started my own myspace so that all humanity can bask in my glory. No joke. Eventually I'll finish reading the entire internet and document my life story in blog form, which will probably overload all technology infrastructures in existence. In the meantime, memorize this small bio as a prerequisite to becoming cool and hip, such as myself. I'm a mut... which explains half of it. My life is pretty much one random moment after another. As far as the responsible side of me goes; I'm a Hospital Professional, work for a bank, and pay bills once and a while. Other than that, I enjoy the simple things in life.. sex, sneezing, pissing into the wind and wasting time with a few good friends. I usually make first impressions of arrogance and ignorance. Really.. I'm just confident? HA. I am who I am. I'm a dude with no exscuses. I'm a witty mother fucker. Sarcastic as hell. Sometimes cocky. Bottom line.. I'll be myself regardless of who you are. I suggest you do the same. I'm my own source of amusement. I like to think out loud. I do and say a lot of off the wall shit. I've been told I need a lot of attention. Probably true.. but don't psychoanalyze me. It makes me homicidal. I think I'm ADHD as fuck. My attention span is for shit. In case you haven't figured it out, this bio is completely random. Keep the fuck up. I'm cooler than 2 out of 3 people that you'll ever meet, not including me, who doesn't not know me. Besides the first 2 out of 3 people I mentioned, the last "1/3" group of people might not understand that they aren't necessarily a part of the primary grouping of people who aren't as cool as me. If you are unsure as to which group you would fall under, play it safe and put yourself in the 2 out of 3 who aren't as cool as me group. This will expediate your chances of me realizing I need to be your friend, because you may not ever have the chance to hang out with me or someone else who is as cool as me. Don't count on the second portion of my last sentence that says, "who is as cool as me", because that person more than likely does not exist. What else. My favorite movies are Scarface, Pulp Fiction and Blow. But if too many people agree with me on these I'll have to change them. I'm an anti-conformist unique rebel. Be someone else, asshole. My life would be so much easier if I could just conform to the sheepish ways of society. But I'm way too cool for that. No one ever expects anything from me other than a sexual advance and free drink. I like to pretend I'm just some stupid kid who only knows how to drink beer and tell dirty jokes, but I'm really the next Einstein.. with a vulgar sense of humor. I hate people who take my witty and satirical banter seriously. Hu? Once and a while I'll bust out with deep and profound statements about things such as liking peas in my applesauce and the fact that the movie "dawn of that dead" is the greatest example of our societies downfall. I'll get into that another time. Right now.. my point is, stereotyping me only feeds my egotistical inner beast while giving me a natural high that substitues all normal behavior and allows me to keep my chasity belt forever. Foreverrrr. Sandlot anyone? If you're still reading this you're probably more screwed up than me. I like that. I've never been addicted to anything. But I want to be. I think it would be cool to have a dependency on something other than myself.Peace
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Name: Jeremy Collins
Birthday: December 17th
Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ
Current Location: Ghetto Ass Erial
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black (Bob says it's red)
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: HAHAHA
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black CK dress shoes for work
Your Weakness: Sexy Fuckin' Cars
Your Fears: Not accomplishing my goals
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed Crust w/ extra pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get hired at Penn Presbyterian Medical Center as an ED Access Manager (finished the interview, just waiting for the call!!!)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: What the hell did I do last night??
Your Best Physical Feature: Girls envy my skin tone
Your Bedtime: Whenever the fuck i'm tired!
Your Most Missed Memory: Beatin' the shit outta Bob when we were little LOL! (He beat the shit outta me too!)
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: Depends on whats happening
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Unfortunately yes
Do you Swear: The fuck I do
Do you Sing: In the shower and in the car
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice!
Have you Been in Love: Maybe once or twice
Do you want to go to College: Someday
Do you want to get Married: Of Course!
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I like to think I am, but you tell me
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHA
Do you get along with your Parents: Oh jeeze.....
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell Yeah!
Do you play an Instrument: Use to play trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: LMAOOOO...AUGUST 14TH JUSTINS 21ST BDAY
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigarettes...yes...weed...hellz no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My bros Phillies Jerzee
Ever been Drunk: LOLOL...go up 11 questions
Ever been called a Tease: Nah
Ever been Beaten up: When I was younger...but no one will touch me now
Ever Shoplifted: When I was little
How do you want to Die: Knowing that I lived my life to the fullest
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Something Healthcare related
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Anything shiny
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: much less than me
Best Clothing Style: Sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1..but that was a whiiiilllle back..we're talkin years!
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: zilch
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Zero
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