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Sam

I wink in your general direction

About Me


I'm a JUNIOR (yes!) at UNC Chapel Hill. I'm an extremely sarcastic person...I could say the most outrageous thing to your face without letting on...but I can't lie. What a gyp! I'm hardly ever without a smile on my face. I'm passive aggressive. I looove stand-up comedians, cause they're just so damn witty. I shoulda been a teenager in the 80's, 'cause I love the 80's. (get it? I love the...nevermind) I love movies - any genre. Love romantic comedies, but real-life romance makes me laugh...really hard. I don't need alcohol to have fun...I get high on life! I'm obsessive-compulsive when it comes to the gym or being active. And...I love to be random, obviously.
A video of my crazy roommate and my crazy self:

And even better...Doug and me performing "the Bad Touch"

My Interests

Bantering, debating, dancing, beating boys in ping-pong, singing in the car, wishing I could afford concerts, procrastinating

I'd like to meet:

all the cool kids at UNC. ..AIM SammyDatUNC, and these awesome guys....The ManEddie IzzardKevin SpaceyEdward NortonDane Cook

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Seether, AoF, Breaking Benjamin, The Juliana Theory, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, R.E.M., The Killers, The Clash, The Beatles, Linkin Park, The Temptations, Eve 6, Tenacious D, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, John Mayer, Rufus Wainwright, Flogging Molly .. ..

Movies:

Sin City, the kill bills, Death to Smoochy, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Harold and Kumar, Napoleon Dynamite, Battle Royale, Donnie Darko, Reservoir Dogs, A Clockwork Orange

Books:

The da Vinci Code, The Stand, Of Mice and Men, Watchers, Interview With the Vampire, Jane Eyre, Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, Hamlet, Wuthering Heights

My Blog

Huzzah!

I have kicked school's ASS!  Grades are as follows:English -       AGeography - AComm -        APhilosophy -  A-Italian -&nbs...
Posted by Sam on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 07:28:00 PST

FINALS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOWHERE'S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS?WHEN'S IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVER?WHY AM I NOT STUDYING?!?!?!?!....there, that's done....
Posted by Sam on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 07:24:00 PST

Great Night!

Last night was the Stephen Lynch concert...and it was sooo great!  Stephen sounded awesome, but the funniest parts came when he interacted with the audience.  If I have time later, I'm total...
Posted by Sam on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 07:10:00 PST

You Tell 'Em, Margaret Cho!

"I have alot of self-esteem, which is pretty amazing because I am somebody who wouldn't necessarily have a lot of self-esteem as I am considered a minority. If you are a woman, if you are a perso...
Posted by Sam on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 03:14:00 PST

Midterms...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!...
Posted by Sam on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:03:00 PST

Awesome November

November shall be my entertainment blowout month! 2nd Row Stephen Lynch - Nov 4 Harry Potter - Nov 18 Brian Regan - Nov 20 Rent - Nov 25   Ahhh so excited to laugh / swoon / sing!...
Posted by Sam on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 09:34:00 PST

Decisions, Decisions....

So, Saturday I moved into my new dorm room!  The crates were heavy, it was hot, and my family was bickering....glorious.  Ok, so maybe I don't have AC, and my dorm is 3/4 of a mile from camp...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 03:21:00 PST

Woman Make Dinner...

It may have been one of those "Homestyle Bake" thingies, but, dammit, I made it!  Hey - stirring those Random Turkey Bits into the noodles and adding precisely one and a quarter cup of ...
Posted by Sam on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 09:56:00 PST

4 More Days...

Today, I began my packing for my return to UNC!  I absolutely cannot wait.  Well...lemme rephrase that.  I can't wait to hang out with all my friends again.  But the classes? ...
Posted by Sam on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:31:00 PST

Pure Genius...

Brian and I went to see the 40 year-old virgin today...and we picked the ungodly time of 12:05 to do so.  WHY, when we're already late for the movie, do we get the trainee cashier lady?!  I ...
Posted by Sam on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:03:00 PST