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Wasting my life in an Army school for 30 days!

bimmian328

About Me

I love to travel, see new places, and see new people. I am a new fan of kareoke, i dont know if thats how its spelled but it is fun as hell. I like to taste beer and different varieties of alchohol but people tell me drinking is bad, i call these people idiots. I find homeless people(aka "urban outdoorsman") to be very entertaining. No, i do not want to put a baby in any of you....unless youre filthy rich. One more thought....being in the military is like getting a bj, it feels better and better the closer i am to discharge!
What do you wanna be when you grow up?: a happy old man
Is 30 old?: nope
What's your major?: owning people
What's the prettiest part of your body?: youll have to see....ladies
What celebrity would you shag?: scarlett johansson!
Have you shagged any celebrities?: not yet :)
Have you met any celebrities?: yes
Do you think you'll ever get married?: yes but not till im all old and wrinkly
What do you want your wedding song to be?: roadsteamer- i put a baby in you
If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?: Thailand
If you were stranded on a desert island,what 2 things would you take withu?: vodka and a volley ball named spalding
What is your favorite club?: annalitas lol
Movie you wished you had starred in: Asian Sensation #4
Any other celebrities you would shag?: jessica alba and jessica biel
Who is the coolest person you know?: hmmm dunno
Who do you know of that you wanna meet, but you've never met?: rick strassman
Whats the best class you ever took?: psychology, its just too bad i slept through most of it
What's the best job you've ever had?: running a skateboard shop
what song is in your head right now?: pepper-too much
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?: oatmeal, apple and cinnamon style
Do you love your mom?: of course i do you stupid idiot
Do you love your dad?: yes
Do you love our siblings?: yes stupid
Plain or peanut?: umm peanut?
smooth or crunchy?: crunchy...i hope your not talking about poo cuz that would be nastiness
White or wheat?: depends
Coldplay or Nivana?: neither both suck
Purple or Chartruese?: what the hell?
Aliens or Ghosts?: aliens would own all ghosts asses!
Do you believe in ghosts?: yes but not the dumb videos that people film of them
Favorite movie?: tommy boy
Favorite Christian Slater movie?: true romance
favorite drink?: VODKA!
Favorite alchoholic drink?: VODKA!
Favorite mixed drink?: ice cubes and VODKA!
Favorite city?: 3 way tie hilo-kona-vegas
Favorite store?: right now...keg and bottle
vices?: no i dont use such things
addictions?: tj
fetishes?: not yet..
Favorite food?: poke'
Favorite animal?: the three headed cow
Think of a number between 1 and 10: 3.14
WRONG!!!: wtf? no, youre wrong!
Have you ever thrown up on someone really hot?: ya my baseball coach was all hot and sweaty and i puked all over his pants...haha loser, is that what you mean?
Has anyone really hot ever thrown up on you?: no but i cant wait...
Have you ever been to mexico?: hell yea
Do you obssess over little things?: nope
Do you have any tatoos?: well see
Do you have any peircings?: yes
What is your ethnic background?: im whitish
Name three sexy people's myspace names.: ashlee, amy, me
now 3 more.: nah thats it
now 3 more.: I SAID NO BIATCH!!!
Have you ever broken anyones heart?: nope
Has anyone ever broken your heart?: i think so...
Do you refer to anyone as "the one that got away": only one a long time ago
Have you slept with anyone that is on myspace?: no but im willing to learn
Did you think that that question was a little too personal?: nothing is to personal
Republican or democrat?: i hate them both
liberal or conservative?: i hate them too
what's your favorite word?: plethora
who is the hottest woman/man in the world?: JESSICA ALBA!
Who would you kill if your morals would allow?: i will kill anyone at will
what's your favorite restaurant?: the canteen
are you glad this quiz is over?: its not over...theres still a shit load left
tricked ya! What color are your underwear right now?: no you didnt, i could see the rest, dumbass oh and my color underwear is birthday suite
If you could join one band, what would it be?: g-unit
If you could resurrect one band, who would it be?: no one, if they hear todays music they would shoot themselves
Favorite female vocalist?: alicia keys is purdy good and she gives good bjs jk...she kinda sucks at it *pun not intended
favorite athelete?: forest gump
favorite body part on a guy/girl?: lips
What band does your ideal mate absolutley have to love?: tool or pepper
what can your ideal mate not do?: dont be dishonest
Do you believe in soul mates?: yea
Do you love yourself?: every night
Do you love your friends?: i guess
Who do you love the most in the whole wide world?: me...good answer?
For all of you who dont support our troops, remember these two things and let it float in your stupid little idiot head...."Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you... Jesus Christ and The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chris Farley, Richard Pryor, Bruce Lee. Lets dig em out of the ground!

Music:

GREGS FLOGGING MOLLY CD, kona style *PEPPER, *rancid, *tim armstrong, lars fredericksen and the bastards, op ivy, the cure, *authority zero, *slightly stoopid, SOJA, *311, turntablism, dj krush, hepcat, hardcore gangsta ass rap, public enemy, blindside, butthole surfers, deftones, audioslave, *rage, *a perfect circle, *tool, chevelle, stabbing westward, cake, bless the fall, might mighty bosstones, dropkick murphys, diesel boy, johnny cash, (hed) pe, *sashamon, *incubus(s.c.i.e.n.c.e. is the shhhhit), NIN, *red hot chilli peppers, ac/dc, faith no more, long beach dub all stars, g love and the special sauce, taking back sunday, STP, buju banton, barrington levy, matisyahu, steel pulse, gorillaz (vs spacemonkeyz), cypress hill, n.e.r.d., foo fighters, marleys, ill nino, atreyu, soulfly, unearth, trivium, pantera, roadsteamer, KSE, bloodhound gang, kmfdm, skinny puppy, mudvayne, system of a down, radio head, needlemouth, ramstein, filter, moby, coal chamber, the prodigy, crystal method, aphex twin, chemical bros, alice and chains, led zeppelin, jimi hendrix, pink floyd, sometimes slipknot, sometimes mushroomhead, sevendust, nonpoint, linkin park (only reanimation), early korn, iration, sublime, jack johnson, tribal seeds, primus, les claypools crazy bass madness, and the list goes on.... i have to organize this crap one day.almost skateboarding - rodney mullen vs daewon song round 2
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Movies:

movies are good but comedians are better especially these ones: *Richard Pryor, *Demetri Martin, *George Carlin, *Jackie Martling, Lewis Black, The Amazing Jonathan, Robert Schimmel, Mitch Hedberg, Emo Philips(wierd funny), Sarah Silverman(sexy funny), Jimmy Carr, Craig Gass, Jim Gaffigan, Dave Chappele, Jim Bruer, Jeff Dunham, Kyle Cease, Joe Rogan, Doug Stanhope, Dave Attel, Rodney Dangerfield, Nathan Trenholm, Eddie Murphy, Bobbie Lee, Harland Williams, Howie Mandel, Todd Barry, Darcy Micheal, Stephen Lynch, Bob Saget(he does an amazing aristocrats). COMEDIAN ACTORS: Will Ferrell, Jim Carey, Steve Carrell, Seth Rogan, Nick Swardson....dont like Dane Cook anymore and hate "Carlos Mencia" AKA Ned Holdness with burning rage!this is demetri martin with the funniest thing you will ever hear! ladies and gents same and opposites.....

Television:

the discov channel, animal planet, fuel, fuse, the office, csi, conan, ufc, stand up, comedy central, most tv sucks tho.

Books:

Hooket on fonix, DMT: The Spirit Molecule. This is joe rogan telling all that needs to be said...

Heroes:

the great steve irwin, "remembered for passion and enthusiasum"steve irwin
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My Blog

DMT and what not...

These are just some random notes ive been taking about DMT and the pineal gland. It is in no particular order so dont hate!  Its just an easy way to make sure my dumb ass doesnt lose everyth...
Posted by Wasting my life in an Army school for 30 days! on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:32:00 PST

TAG!!!

  The rules are:Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose ten people to be tagged, list their names,...
Posted by Wasting my life in an Army school for 30 days! on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 06:41:00 PST