My name is Tara Talbert. I graduated from Lamar University with a communications degree. I work for Verizon Wireless. I was a member of Zeta Tau Alpha and truely believe it was on of the best decisions I ever made....I was also a founding member of ZAP... for those of you around at that time YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! I am a career bridesmaid. I like to sing. I also value friendships and other people's feelings. I am a work-a-holic. I like to laugh and think that I am fun to be around. I love kids. I love my Aunt Sassy.. she is everyone's Aunt Sassy! One the kindest and happiest people I know. I love my cousin in law, Marley..she is like a sister to me. I love my sisters, Paula, Jessica and my newly found one, Chelsey. I love my cat, Kenzie. I love my nieces, Izzabella and Claire and my 2 nephews, Jayden and Cade. I love my brother Jason and his amazing family: Cheryl, Jackson, Chloe and my mini me, Lexi. They are what life is all about. I like to watch movies. I love love love road trips! I am always up for a good time. I love meeting new people, and usually make new best friends all the time. I have an amazing group of friends who I cherish more than they will ever know. I feel lucky to have so many people who care about me and have my best interest at heart. True friends like that are hard to find!.. And just for fun, a recap of everything that's good in this world:
**Zeta Tau Alpha**Brook Shivers Dorms**Chelsea Street Pub and “It Hurts So Goodâ€* *cosmos/martinis**darts at The Handlebar**drunk eating**Fall ‘99**hickies**fall casuals**fights at Cowboys**floating the river**9215 Shepard**gossip magazines**Lake Sam Rayburn**University Drive Apartments**being drunk Monday-Sunday (spring 2001)**laughing until you cry**Boone’s Farm**Lime Light**Today & Forever**Aunt Sassy**laying out at the pool**judging drag queen contest at The Copa**movies**champagne**bags of cat food**Lancaster Cornwall**November 5, 1999**pedicures**step show**porch parties at the backhouse**pre-parties**Big Daddy’s Dog House**blip blops**quarter beers**Elena’s**Cactus Canyon**flag football**Suck My Dick**random drunken nights**peeing in parking lots**shots of Patrone**the PaceSetter**random pictures**Red’s Ice House**rush** retreats**Zeta Man Strip Tease**"no muff too tough"**road trips to Alabama**Sharky’s**shopping**Sig Ep Formal 2001 **sisters**Student Body Contests**the bathroom in the music building at Lamar**The Hoffbrau**The Stump**throwing up under tables downtown** Thursday nights at Bobby McGee’s**underage drinking**trip to Baytown with the Pikes**Vicky’s Saloon**Zeta formals** Hurricane Evacuees Weekend in Houston**The Crescent Club** Bachelorette parties**Career bridesmaid**Always catching the bouquet** being wheeled in on a luggage rack**passing out in your neighbors yard**breaking 2 pairs of shoes in 1 night** severely injuring your ankle on Crocket Street**dry erase message boards**FEMA checks**DRUNK DIALING/TEXTING** Hurricane Evacuees weekend part deux**peace offering a beer to the guy at What-a-burger**camera phone video shoots** bike riding**save $60 but spend $150 at NY and Co**pics from the night before w/ people you don't remember**iced down buckets of beer**Shit happens**Go unicorns!**Scuba Steve**"The Grotto"**8 deep in the Dodge**2 girls - 1 tube**Hot Fries**The Bachelor call down**ant bites**laughing til you pee your pants**The over rated list**Kenny G**LIPS**Not It!**Sleeping on Feagin's dads floor**Feather boa's**reminicing in front of someone's mom**Apple Martini's**realizing you don't have your keys or your cell phone when you get to your car on Crockett Street because someone else has the community purse**"Buddy Elf" barging in your room at 3 AM**Drunk text marriage proposals**Giving my beautiful nephew Jayden a bath for the first time**Claire screaming "Aunt TT"**Elevator group pics**Random guys in group pics**being unmployed for 24 hours**jagar bombs at a wedding reception**stuffing feathers into tiny bags**footloose dance by yourself**KEGS**stealing entire wine bottle at wedding reception**forgetting your drunk sick cousin in the Dixie bathroom for an hour**"Walk of Shame" into a room with all your best friends**TAR-A Diane**Piggy back rides with your thong hanging WAY out**Getting physical with a friends ex boyfriend**knowing there are feathers in your beer and downing it anyway**having your bra in your purse**The all famous "PI K A Alligator"**reading confusing drunk text messages from the night before**always regretting looking at who your phone called/texted the night before**High Fives!**bonding with strangers outside cause of the damn smoking ban**paying some girl $1 for a pony tail holder**$1 beers when you didn't know there was a special**having "one too many" and closing out a $14 tab**loosing the community purse**Going to the wrong airport when the correct one is clear across Houston**meeting your sister who's 18 for the 1st time**Drunk myspacing**Getting your head closed in the car door**Being lead up the stairs by 3 of your best friends while Flinn watches and laughs on the couch**Hold on, my pants are falling off**peeing on yourself on your friend's front porch**seductive dancing with the Pace Setter mirror**clover table at Pace Setter, RIP**Drunk dials by the bonfire**Leaving your camera unattended only to find random self portrait shots of Jeremy Walker**New "bowl" sink in the Pace Setter bathroom**Bringing in the New Year Pace Setter style**Flinn being nicknamed a highschool history teacher**Having your best friends wake you up to hear about your date the night before**Being "the mediator"**Arriving down town at 8**Rocking a GLOW IN THE DARK monster bash T shirt to lunch**Planning on going home at 12:30 only to close down the bar instead**"making due" w/ no toilet paper IN ANY STALL at Star Bar**Shot w/ friends you just made**pictures w/ Santa, in JANUARY**Your friend telling you she's not coming and walks in the door while on the phone w/ you**Pace Setter on a Wednesday night**2 people, $300 bar tab**Steve-O, JT and the other guy at Oke Dokees**Strawberry ShortCake bandaide in the community purse**Getting a beer dumped down your back and still posing for a pic**Flinn's boyfriend Barry White**Rekindling an old friendship**Having the guy who owns Pace Setter buy you drinks at Oke Dokees**3 girls... $0 bar tab**Taking one for the team**"choo choo... i'm a train wreck"**falling twice in 10 minutes**needing a hip replacement after breaking it down FLINN STYLE the previous night on the dance floor**Slamming 3 shots back to back cause "you're mad," yeah, that'll show him!**guy bashing in the bathroom w/ girls you don't know**thanking the girl who gave you a ponytail holder the previous weekend w/ a shot**getting hit on by a girl... as she pees in front of you**"hurricane, but you can call me slurricane"**texting "ugh..." after one long night**WHITE TRASH BAR HOP w/ the girls**Meeting at your house at 7... and 3 of your friends show up already under the influence.. so much for dinner!!**Leaving your friends at the bar w/ no keys or cell phones, yep, you took home the community purse**only proof of who brought you home is the random pics on your camera the next day**bringing a beer from thirsty's to handlebar in your purse**Being "too white trash" to pay a $5 cover at your 1st WTBH stop**Going to a bar named BAR**Playing "G Unit" on the juke box in a clearly country bar**Dropping it in front of the juke box**pics on the toilet**taking your birth control pill at the bar**Yelling at people to make way so FLinn can do the footloose dance**barefoot dancing at pace setter**Bitching at people for leaving the door open cause your ass crack gets cold**BEER CAN PYRAMID**Having 10 friends w/ you... and being able to buy a round of beer for only $20**"what, they don't take credit cards???**2 stepping around pool tables**Singing "before he cheats" LOUDLY and not at a place that does karokee**seeing the looks on the faces of the regs at RICKS PLACE when 10 smokin hot girls walk in**Beer from a fridge at a bar**Lil Ash having to drink a beer**Warning your clan that if you get lucky, no one can spend the night**35 calls from your friend saying "come get me" and "nevermind..."**Scooping your best friend with a car full pointing and laughing as she does the walk of shame**Peeing behind Florida Tans**leaving your friends husband as he is still peeing cause you forgot he wasn't in the car**getting a look from your BFF and knowing EXACTLY what she is "saying" when no words are exchanged**"OUTSIDE"**Being put in "time out"**Second job - greeter at Pace Setter**Falling on the Pace Setter dance floor and just laying there and laughing**Footloose, Flinn style... after she throws you her shoes**After the bar party**Giving your number to 3 guys and high fiving about it**Flinn - Kez - Tara - patio - pee = NUFF SAID**Waking up in bed with your BFF in all her glory**"MESSAGE HOE"**Ay...you missed yo bus**Hangover Sundays**Drunk dialing people the MORNING after just to say hi**Flinn's "fan club"**Flinn in the mall in socks and flip flops**Taking shots by yourself at the bar - ISSUES** Goldfish extravaganza!**Bring in down from a 10 to a 2** "Uh, ma'am, you're either going to bring her home, or she's coming with me"**Leaving your tab open at Pace Setter AGAIN**Finding a random piece of sausage on your friends floor board after a trip to Crockett Street.. the NEXT day**2 stepping w/ Kez at Pace Setter**Walking to Fast Eddie's for cigarettes**Saul from Pappasito's in Houston and his "fabulous" reaction to Amber saying vagina**"H" is for Hottie**Kicking your leg so high your shoe flys off and hits a girl not in your group...TWO TIMES**$9 shots in Austin**Amber, Flinn and Lindsay celebrating my birthday w/out me cause "someone's got to do it"**killing an ironing board Tara and Flinn style - BADOW**Running thru 4 star hotel naked, and taking photos**naked girl dog pile on Amber**Amber's odd drunk laugh**Flinn toilet photo**spying on your friends by standing on the toilet in the stall next to them**breaking the toilet paper holder at Spill and drunk trying to rig it up**Getting your foot stuck in the toilet at The Spill**Lil Ash - Micheal Jackson pose**Pool and hot tub on top of the hotel**PIZZA at 3 AM on 6th street** Room 316, 314 and THE HOE room**Having part of 6th street on your shoe the next morning and/or leaving part of your shoe on 6th street**Giving names of all guests at 2 AM w/ mentholatum oitment all over your face**Elevator not moving w/ 14 girls on it... HUMMMMMMM!!!**Flashing all of 6th street - and mardi gras is OVER!**Bicycle cab ride race**Flinn saying "trainwreck" and "choo choo" and "derailed" 150 times alone in the bathroom**SPIDER BITE**Almost bitch slapping a guy at a restaurant over some water cause he was closed and your friend is having an asthma attack**Losing your voice from laughing and screaming so much**"meet me at the elevator (we stayed on the 3rd floor) but they were waiting on floor 12 - IDIOTS!**Getting called on stage at Pete's Piano Bar**He was hot, til we noticed the HELLO KITTY T shirt**Flinn dropping it on a pole, and stopping when its "dropped" to take a "breather"**Getting denied at a bar cause your ID is EXPIRED!!!**Lindsay and Andrea's pallet on the floor, how they survived when the ironing board was massacured is a MIRACLE**Touching Vanilla Ice on the leg**Eating fries in line for Vanilla Ice**Loosing your shoes at Pace Setter**Flip flops w/ a formal dress**Ordering $40 of room service at 3 AM and then passing out before it gets there**Night stand bruise on your head**Thomas Thomas**Green shots for St. Patty's Day**"oh no you didn't!"**"ish, i don't think so"**circle dance w/ someone in the middle**getting pepper sprayed at Pace Setter**Checking to see if your friends water broke**midnight trips to walmart**flinn's drunk camera phone debuts**cigarette run to walgreens at 2:30 AM**"lil rob" from south park mexican**"what am i doing w/ my life"**laying 4 deep in sassy's big bed ALL DAY LONG**Heart to hearts w/ random strangers**Random weekday drunken nights w/ your girls**lunch at the same restaurant 2 days in a row**SHAKE...AND BAKE**Flinn.. Erin.. Tara.. patio..lighter**IGNITE!**waking up 3 deep in the bed**Chicken McNuggets at 2 AM**Madison's on a Thursday w/ the Verizon Crew**Gasolina!**Long drunk conversations w/ the girls**Having more 1 ear ring sets of ear rings then complete sets**All your best friends being off on the same weekend**Having a gun pulled on you at a stop sign**making out w/ a gay guy**LIQUID COCAINE SHOTS**"neighbor" **singing "i wanna dance w/ somebody" on stage at Madison's**Leaving the bar w/ everyone crying**having an "appointment"**Texting your friend "help" cause you've had too much to drink**"1-8-9-8-1"**trippin as you get out of your friends car because there is a random thong that attaches itself to your shoe**dirty text messaging**The pine tree lodge**"i am not on probation for being nice"** JUDY**getting motor-boated**"the bunny"**Benjamin**getting rescued right before you "go in for the kill"**getting drunk dialed by a guy you hate**getting scolded for being in a car w/ a boy, and no one knows who he was (DID IT REALLY EVEN HAPPEN :)**never seeing Borat, but feeling pretty confidant you can recite all the lines after one night out w/ guys who just saw it**getting too many shots bought for you at Pace Setter THANKS HENRY**taking some green shit Amber likes and nearly spitting it out**waking up w/ one of your BFF's and all she says is "water and asprin"**attempting to go down the stairs, only to have your cat come at you kamakazi style and make you fall**breaking your tail bone in previously mentioned ordeal**getting called Tonya, Traci, Tabitha, Trisha.. pretty much everything BUT Tara**walking in on "the bunny" and benjamin in a pretty compromising position**bonding w/ your ex boyfriend's future wife**80's dance off - ZTA style**Shout out to Sammy for the rounds and rounds and rounds of shots w/ the girls**random drunk monday at the west**3 guys from good ole HJ... 3 ZTA sorority chicks..you do the math**4-17-07 = the end of Flinn's "dry spell"**EARLY drunken tuesday morning drive back to your old stompin ground in the sticks**getting woken up only to be high fived cause she "got lucky"**getting an apology from a guy for molesting you at the bar the previous weekend, and not recalling the incident**taking out chairs as you fall at Pace Setter, for the 3rd time**two stepping at Alibi's**cowboy buying you and your girls shots at Alibi's**Having your best friend pay your bar tab cause it appears the community purse ate your credit card**Flinn and Kenzie sharing same bad habit of pissing on bathroom rugs**Chicken McNugget peace treaty at 2 AM**Going to every craft store in Beaumont looking for a wooden box on a severe hangover**waiting til the middle of the week for the amount of your "mystery tab" to clear your account**"team builder" Verizon style at Bobby Magees** Amber's rodeo bull ride debut at Dixie**Your girl calling, hearing your drunk, and coming all the way back down town to get you**SOBER slumber parties**getting lost at a college you graduated from cause "its so different from when i was here"** eating junk food and laughing until 4 AM when you have to be up at 7 AM for work** Cinco De Mayo photo shoot at Acalpoco** $5 margaritas - $9** All your girls texting your boss to let him let you go home so you can play**Reunited and it feels so good** Me houdini'ing and being outside all night long** Who the hell is Roy anyway?**Zeta formal after party at the Pace** Your former running buddy's first night out at the new Pace** Seeing "the one that got away" and having him drunk dial you all night long**Queso massacre**screaming Flinn's name drunk 50 times** "get your skinny ass out of this bed and get my phone"**drunk falling out of the bed**Drunk British shit talking**DUTCH OVEN**Under-roos**Flinn sleeping in the dress she went out in**Making sure everyone's phone gets a turn on the charger, because at Verizon Wireless, "we NEVER stop working for you"** attempting to watch a movie w/ the 2 most A.D.D. friends you have** Old school melody ringtones on your cell phone** Golden Girls theme song at old school Pace Setter at the end of the night**Barry DJing**TRUFFLE SHUFFLE**The Ostrige** Fabulous 4**VH1's WORST WEEK EVER starring Amber, Tara, and Flinn**I wanna go home**drunken apologies**trying to close out your friends non existant bar tab**text shit talk**striping off your clothes the minute you walk in the door**being spoon feed lean cusine pizza**someone holding your hair for you while you throw up**refusing to put on panties**having to be held up while you are at the bar** morning after drunken excursions to collect the community purse**Pace on a Wednesday w/ 2 of your favorite people** Mr. Mike's Mad Margaritas**porch parties at a friends dads**having your best friends dad "assist" you with adjusting the size of the life jacket because you're "too busty" to fit in it**Water skiing, or attempting it** jokes about people's dads... especially Mike, Bill and JP**Uncle Bubba**Going to Fast Eddie's where the smoking ban is non existant and realizing how much you love the smoking ban**yet another trip at 2:30 AM to Walgreens for cigarettes**going home after the bar and having a patio party w/ yourself, Erin and a bottle of Vodka**end of the month drinks w/ co workers and friends**double fisting** free bar tab all night long**proposing too another female** drunk photo shoot... just you and a camera phone** getting flowers delivered to you at work from one the best friends ever just cause** Friday morning meetings w/ a hangover** trying to take a nap only to have 15 calls/text messages...annoying, but makes ya feel "special"**catching up w/ old friends**planning summer road trips together** getting texted cause someone heard you weren't feeling well.. just to check on you** realizing ONCE AGAIN... I have the best friends ever**Tingle Factor**How many Zeta's does it really take to turn down the thermostat?**House sitting + wine + slumber party = bad news, but good times**knowing its love when a dutch oven turns you on**NUVA ring demo**V juice**Wine bottle BJ demo**the booth at the circuit loosing power**peeing in a sink**Elena's margaritas... causing those who have to work at 8 to go out even though they know better**Musical car driving... around the corner to Pace Setter**Community cigarette**CUPID SHUFFLE**waking up in bed w/ a married couple**text messaging your boss you aren't coming in... from someone else's phone** leaving your Louis at the Pace Setter**having your purse delivered to you at work... whole new meaning to "walk of shame"**Being pretty wasted all day at work**not knowing where yet another random bruise came from**Kenzie spending another night outside thanks to drunk girls**Tequila shots ruining trip to Schlitterbahn.. BASTARDS**sober slumber parties**carmela's hot sauce**wedding show after wedding show after wedding show**laughing til 2 AM**pulling over at 2 PM so your girl can throw up**silent battles w/ the thermostat**having the HORRIBLE 24 hour virus, but laughing through every miserable trip to the bathroom because you have AMAZING friends**Water park trips with the girls**Flinn on a water slide**Flinn in the kiddie section of the waterpark, happiest kid there**Hamburgers at The Cottage in Caney Head**Flinn doing the splits on Pace Setter dance floor and feeling it days later**photo shoot of us laying on the Pace Setter dance floor**Your friends baby daddy throwing up beside your table, ruining everyone's buzz**Working at the Circuit**Matt from Cattle Company**"Buffi's Coke"**guitar heros game w/ a 5 year old, and really trying hard to win**Cookie masacure at the Dodd's**El Presidente margaritas at Chili's**Picking up Baby Sou after the margaritas**Singing Ghetto SuperStar in Pace Setter parking lot**Not getting carded at the Setter - i know... can't imagine why???**Dancing and laughing w/ your girls like you're the only people there** "The Atkins" gangsta dance moves**knowing Chrisa and I are the 2 "whitest" girls we know**BDS being at the Setter once again**Drunk conversations w/ your friends boss**having all your favorite friends together at the same bar - some were missing though!!**Drunk heart to hearts in your panties and bra**Getting a text that says "you look amazing today," no matter who its from, it still makes your day**Flinn's recent 'good point' revelations**pallets on the floor**Joe from Pace punking drunk Amanda out**eating at the Waffle House sober at midnight**going through enormous box of 'the good ole days' pictures with your friends**2 stepping at The West on your own self made dance floor**raining everyday you're off, sunny when you're stuck at work**wake up text from your girl letting you know she 'scored' the night before**bonding w/ your ex's fiance' and truely enjoying it (maybe it was the shots ya'll put on HIS tab)**drinks w/ the boys at wild wings**Jose Cuervo and sprite, after the bar.. highly do not recommend**car pool to work cause there's only one car**long day at work only to find your car dead in your friends yard because she left it running all day long** amber jump starting your car in high heels and a skirt** Jasper WalMart trip for the lake adventure**Vodka and Crystal Light**Camal Menthol Cigs**Bunk beds**Bingo, Chloe's boyfriend**Ashley's guacamole**Rattle Snake Island**All night talks around the citronela candle** Jello shots in syringes**Miss Jill being a "five"** Winding road back from Rayburn to Toledo after a few adult beverages**Clint Black's greatest hits**Flinn and the ultimate "paddle boat incident"**Ashley's laugh on the "paddle boat incident"**trying to pull your drunk friend out of the water post the "paddle boat incident"** almost breaking your "good ankle" in the previous mentioned "incident"**Flinn realizing the only way out of the water is to run through the mucky grassy water to the bank... and kept running**Sassy and Mel almost not making it to the bathroom after "paddle boat incident"**30 pack of Miller Lite plus Tara and Flinn equals - 2 left**Rolls and mashed potato day in high school** Cafeteria retangular shaped pizza**"I went to high school to ya know"** playing "i never" w/ your aunt**your aunt and you being the only 2 drinking during one round of "i never"** land line phone sharing since no one had cell service - note to self... come on verizon!** "its just a natural function ya know"** planning to not drink, and "accidently" drinking all of BIG D's beers** Girls Gone Wild on the boat Flinn, Emily and Mel style** Mel throwing me off the jet ski** Em's last will and testament before take off on the jet ski w/ Flinn as the pilot** me asking for Russell** your friends mom giving her husband who is driving the boat and lap dance then high fiving everyone**Aretha Franklin's greatest hits blarring from the boat radio**Bat mitten - Big D vs. Lil Em**wire surrounding bat mitten court - DANGER ZONE**Flinn in Big D's recliner chair** drunk showers during the day**Miss Jill's mac and cheese**Tara Tara T T T... Tara Tara 1 2 3**If you run into the WILDCAT, we'll be covered in urine**Ordering off the kiddie menu at a seafood restaurant**"it'd be a lot cooler if you did"**Gracie's nub**Club ATM**Drunk TT at old school what-a-burger**Lil Brown Jug**White Trash Bar Hop, Bama style**Catrina w/ a C**Kim the bartendar**Towel koozie**Bitch, I will cut you**Pineapple good... ketchup and Dr Pepper bad**15 minute drunk videos**Throwing the duece 117 times**The underwater tunnel**THE IMPALA**Spanish lessons w/ Senioria Flinn**Alabama Mexican food**Put some mayo on her... she's done**Non air conditioned van**Creepy neck grouper guy**The Whiskey**Chef at Stix**Vodka in a ketchup bottle**Mechanical bulls**Weeve in the trash can**Wave pools**watching Flinn get into an innertube**The Rainbow slide**Discounts at a water park after 3**Tar-a Diane trying to mount the mechanical bull**10 year old operating the cash register at the waterpark**Orange Beach**Jelly fish**Sand all up in your bikini**Flinn's dismount off the rainbow slide**Matt's pancakes**Nifty bacon contraption**It does include a special ingrediant...LOVE**Cracked windshield**Being an official member of The Whiskey**State of Alabam's boycott of Tuaca**Rekindling your relationship w/ Jagar due to previous mentioned incident**Clinique face masks**Rub a dub dub... four girls in the tub**Roxy's lovable nature**BAM!**Matt's meat"balls"**Prissy Pots**Pricella LeFlour**What happens w/ friends, stays w/ friends**Gracie's hugs**Paper plate ashtray**Getting dressed up for dinner at Wendy's**Water proof cameras**The Dog Whisperer**80's CD mix**Road trips in general**Laura at Lil Brown Jug**$38 + $10 = $38**Conversation w/ someone you just met in your under-roos**Scuddle from Little Mermaid impressions**F&*$ your mom**Gay guys who love boobs**Purposely giving your number to a guy incorrectly**Flinn peeking when Matt was nude**"Angel Eyes" - we know Flinn... PACE SETTER**Flinn's BEACH BUM under-roos**Flinn's girdle - M.I.A.**The world is my restroom**having gas in your sleep**Never meeting a stranger**Naked peek-a-boos**Alabama tradition - everyone have a personalized license plate**CB radio dirty talk** Toe touch contest**GASOLINE on her vibrator!?!?!?!**If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be sweet and wipe the seat**Snack bar in a bar**Not sleeping w/ one SNORES MAGEE only to find yourself in bed w/ another one!**Laughing out loud suddenly in remembrance of something funny that happened**DVSLP**Flinn's Get that Craw Ya'll T shirt**Three person innertube**Flinn announcing to entire bathroom that she's "doing #2"**Bringing your own koozie to a bar - clearly on a mission**"Blame it on the rain"** Vamanos Stephie**Finding $3 AND a headband when you get off the waterslide**Knowing you bring the fun everywhere you go**Snoop Dogg sing-a-longs**Spooning w/ your best friends husbands brother AND sister on a pallet**Matt's chuckle**Dottie and I laying in her bed waiting on Flinn and Feagin to wake up**busting Flinn as she eats a cupcake**Flinn, the A.D.D. driver, asking for directions 5 seconds before the exit**Hammond exit fiasco**loosing ROGER THAT because of Hammond exit fiasco**Flinn's subconscious attempt to take us to New Orleans**Shucks a woogie**My PlayBoy photo shoot**Feagin - Queen of Useless Information**Flinn renting a mini van** Wednesday night in the mini at Pace**walking in and the bartendar having your entire groups drinks ready** 4 trainwrecks coming home in the mini van**mini van dance photo shoot staring Tara and Amber**Flinn's urine photo in the neighbors yard**everyone waking up at 7 AM w/ a hangover... why we drink when we KNOW we have to go to work??** drunken video shoots that get sent out to everyone**fighting over a chair that breaks the minute you sit in it**Sassy on Olive Garden wine**Easy's martini's**coming home at 5 AM, when you're 26**bringing your hungover friend lunch at work** game night at Linda's**beef tips and rice**Tit Slap**Hey Taco Bell, we're coming in**Old school hits in Winnie Taco Bell**Its 8 PM... and we're in Winnie**Girls being girls**Cotton Tail**Making up your own words to songs**A melody sure can bring back a memory**Wheel barrow smack dab in the middle of IH 10**Finding the "original" over-rated list**U turns in the mini van**It smells like pit bulls and macaronni** The Tara and Flinn shower incident**Rub a Dub Dub... guess who fell out of the tub**Shower curtain blind fold**Soul Train 2007, starring Tara and Flinn**Tit & Tat**Emily's gravity challenged tank top**Pissing in a lawn chair**Flip Flop visor**Directing drunk pee toward someone's bag** cigarette burn to the face**Emily's "wrinkle"** PoppyCocks**Texas Tubes Slot 90**Getting "ghetto" w/ Texas Tubes attendant**Who loves you baby?*BFFBB - best friends forever beer bitch**You wanna know what else feels good?** D.O.T. = DUN**Checking to make sure someone is breathing after they pass out**Drunk dial to Nikki... at 7 PM** Cigarette bottle**Ole Blue**Its so weird that you said that**Man Crush** Taking a beer can to the face**The Howard Johnson**No tint in the mini**So.. we're good right... no more of this shit in 5 years?**Go to the left**Perfect Body Joan**Life guard rescue of Emily**John the Bachelor**Jason, AKA "The Streaker"** Shrinkage** Steve-O the 2nd**Radios built into ice chests** But the big dude's my brother**How many girls can you fit in a king sized bed**Search party for Mel's towel**Hide and seek... in the dryer**Bodily function alarm clocks** Melissa and Not Melissa**Dry Hump Corner**Trailer Park Girls**Packing your best friends favorit T shirt for the weekend adventure, because w/out it she'll be upset** Road rage - mini van and Flinn style**No one pee'd their pants this trip!!!!!**G201 and G202**Piggy back ride because someone made it off the river shy a flip flop**Matching water shoes for Tit & Tat**Naked search for Ole Blue**2 stepping in a pool**Stage 5 Clinger piece of TP**Story Time w/ Mother Tara**MINI VAN ROAD WHORES RULE!**Off roading in the mini**MP's in the MV**Stupid hairy monkey bitch**Sugar and Spice and everything nice - Room 202... Boys Locker Room - Room 201**literally "catching" the birthday girl as she hugs you**peeing outside**heart to heart w/ Henry**barging into the boys restroom w/ 5 other girls**throwing up in a corner**shots by yourself at the bar... again**Triple shots of Patron**passing out on the toilet**hitting a random girl in the face w/ the bathroom stall**falling down in front of everyone**getting lead out of the "illegal exit" cause its a MUST**Having the Pace Setter bouncer as your baby-sitter**valet parking by pace setter bouncer**attack of the panties cause you don't want them**drunk friendships that last forever**having lunch delivered to you by your friends**sleep-overs**Jack-n-the-box 99 cent tacos**2 stepping w/ another girl**$1 drinks** pow wow in the bathroom stall**statue of Sam Houston at Dixie**shots that are on fire**dancing in the car w/ the radio blarring**waking up to a king sized bed to yourself cause your friend slept on the floor**drunk dance moves** redo on photos**princess parking**chugging champaine from a bottle**water mocasin shots** "I graduated from Yale and Harvard" **Joe from Pace Setter**getting cut off**drunk confessions**getting brought home at 11**attempting chinese fire drill while car is in motion**getting "in trouble"**wanting to go home to dance**having the bartendar keep your beer on ice so it'll be cold when you return from bringing someone home**crying in your BFF's truck and NOT getting kicked out**debbie downer... wha wha wha**fuck me w/ your closed mouth shut**Aunt Debbie and Uncle Lewis**Rudy and his Schlitz**Bringing a bag of beer in the car**To Go cups - courtesy of Aunt Debbie**Getting a $60 shot allowance from the Cajun Clan**Beer slushy** Heart to Heart w/ your friend's boss' girlfriend** Jill's HOT ASS**Grinding on BDS**Free drinks thanks to DD**2 stepping w/ your friends uncle**Almost falling out of Betty Ford**"I will fucking kill you"**Passing out on the living room floor**Waking up in your birthday suite** Throwing a "plastic hanger" at your friends window to wake her up**Munching on Cajun Trail Mix wasted on the floor** Not going out, yet still being up until 4 AM**Having an ACTUAL piece of steak on your leg... thanks KIP!**Changing Times**Realizing who your true friends are**Trying to save a liquid damaged phone at a bar called BAR**What-a-burger box of fries on your front porch**Getting a drunk text from the wife at 4 PM**Getting a pat on the back for being able to walk out of the bar on your own**Alibi's w/ the fam**Getting asked out on a date... by your ex from high school**Spoonin w/ your wife every night even though you both have a bed**Random Sunday wine party**"falling asleep at 7 PM due to random wine Sunday**having your hangover at 4 AM**Text arguments at 4 AM**Big John "wearing" the kiosk**Golf cart riding in Liberty**Girls night at the fair**Corn dogs at the fair**Flinn loving sausage...on a stick**Pro-Life fetus in your cats food bowl**Can I blow your whistle in my picture sir** Pace Setter Virgins**Naughty vale at a bachelorette party**Cards w/ naked guys on them**Deodorant pass at the dinner table**Bald-ette**BFF's from Kelly**Your aunt texting you that "laughter is the best foreplay"**"Oh... Hey! I thought you were in prison"**Glow sticks on a string**Drunk call from someone you aren't friends with anymore requesting the phone # to a jail in a town you do not currently or never did live in at 2 AM**Pinky swear**Take it back**Get it Snow**Your aunt asking if you're gay**Drop a quarter, I can get it w/ my lips** Feagin and fishnets**$138 bar tab on your mom's credit card - shout out to Sherry!**Pictures w/ Henry**I need Snow in the drivers seat**WestGate Rest stop**Knee injuries**Getting your finger slammed in the car door** Nurse Natalia**Stupid Cupid**Alice in Wonderland**Ahoy Amber**J. Howard showing off and breaking the wheel chair**Amber eating crawfish on Halloween**seeing your friends brittney multiple times**Dottie chilly-ing up the place**Amber Redenbauker**JP's moonshine** watching your sister walk down the aisle**who needs flowers when he'll buy you a new toilet seat**Let it Go!**It was all a dream**Over-night parties at Wal-Greens**Mission: Find Scott**Polariod Cameras at the bar**Cupid Shuffle at a pool hall**Kenzie from Lafayette: future dancing w/ the stars contestant**24 Whoopers at Burger King**Saying "yes ma'am" to a guy...twice**The Voyager riots at Verizon** Being scheduled to work at 3 AM**Being sophisticated at Divine Wines only to be trainwrecks later**Cowtown Red** Oyster crackers**Gardettos**The bouncer asking you as you enter the bar if you're gonna be able to walk out of here tonight**"Famous last words"**Psysho Stalker**Falling down outside**Flinn trying to "get away" and Amber banging on the glass**Getting left at Pace Setter cause you "couldn't be found" in the same spot you were in all night long**Popping a squat only to fall in your tee tee** Passing out in your plate of food**Drunk myspacing BAM a lot**The song "SHOUT" making you burst into tears**Chili Cheese Fritos at 2 AM**My body hurts**Cap'n Morgan out of an Enterprise cup in a Verizon koozie**Sexual discussions around a coffee table**5 girls popping a squat down town, one completely pants-less**Black Cat - WHY AGAIN?** 14 people on a 5 inch patio smoking**Elevator pics that cause you to hold up the elevator**Dirty dancing with co-workers**Getting asked if you know where she can "score some pot"**Don't ask her on a straight WHISKEY night** FLinn's What-a-burger drive thru episode**Spooning w/ a pillow on the way home**Going upstairs to get in your bed only to find a half naked girl sprawled out with nothing but FOXY under-roos on**your roommate in your bed you in hers** hung over til 8 PM**Realizing YET AGAIN that Cap'n Morgan is the DEVIL**Being told all night that you will not be babysat tonight only to be the one doing the babysitting**Changing drivers half way home**OKAY (ms d voice)**FRUUUUUUUUU**Whammie!**Getting flowers 2 days in a row**Bleach blond mullets**Lauren at Pate Green**Beer Tokens**Chair in a crowded concert that is standing room only**Port-a-potty hiney**No toilet paper in the port-a- potty**Drunk Skipping**Pulling peoples hair **Jeremy's "gift"**small white ballons**Uh... no. Thats my French Tickler**Whoops... i dropped something**August 15th 2006**Resenda - the NEVER ENDING road**If there's grass on the field - play ball**Making a "deposit" at Guarantee Bank**Matching T shirts that read - "I was raised on tha street"**Puke and Rally**Long dark corridors leading to a bath room**Dancing with the stars w/ host NiNi**Waking up with your going out outfit on**Pizza party at 3 AM** going to bed at 4 AM waking up at 7 AM**Loosing your pants** nearly loosing an apendage due to a strike by weave**are you gonna go my way air guitar**oh yeah.. watch me exaggerate it**should i put my foot on the couch if i am already on the floor to stop the room from spinning** Dance line get down til you split your pants**Swimmers ear administration at a wedding reception**Soul Train** TJD mad dance moves**I'd shoot him**I wanna dance with some body big finish**Amber's smokin...HOT**Dale's fingers with Flinn spoonin**Receiving a text that says THE GOONIES IS ON at 3:04 AM**The "i like shit lol" text cause SOMEONE is still drunk**Open tab courtsey of BDS**Sam the bartendar asking BDS "you sure about that??"**Dale's gangsta hat** Sonic order w/ 7 mini van road whores**Motha truckin chedda peppers**random tot in the mini**changing shirts on IH 10 in the mini w/ untinted windows**Singing the word "NIPPLES"**sex on a bouncy ball**witnessing a drug deal in the slums of THE ROUGE**Hey... there are 14 NIPPLES in the car**Flinn's barnyard**Ugh.. yeah cause i forgot my easy bake oven** tell me someone brought their Be-Dazzler**Oh... yes officer the hand-cuffs and gun give that away... oh and your hard ass**Trying to valet with your luggage at the casino**1... 2.... 3... CHEESEBURGERS** Stand up naughty shower routine w/ someone in the tub**Whats going on up there??? KEG STANDS???**Ryan at French Market**Its gonna be a good day tator**Pipe sticking out of the wall at French Market**Mardi Gras mistle toe**I want the 9 of clubs in this barnyard**BUG INCIDENT NUMBER 1**Standing O when you leave dinner**Where are the vaginas on your vale** NO ROSE! YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THAT!**Its a Jack ass you idiot!**Oh... whats he gonna do.. chase me silently?**Marley got runned over by a taxi** I am the fine one... thats why I am the caboose**WHOA!!! Let me see your tongue again**Ya'll be careful tonight... and don't forget about the blue penis** getting dick slapped on Bourbon**Strip club w/ your aunt**Heart to heart w/ a stripper in the bathroom**Bordon milk in the stripper bathroom**Stripper Vaj**Um... somebody drank your beer... and I think it was me**Being in a bar less than 1 minute and one girl is on stage and the whole bar sings happy birthday to another girl**FUN FACT - i like to give head** Quit being a vagina**Being a Coyote Ugly for one night** dancing on a bar bare-footed**Casino snack bar at 1 AM** Cheeto's fiasco**Dumping a full beer on the lettuce and tomatoes at Fuddruckers**Where can i pick up my burger?** where can I pick up my dessert?**dropping a brownie on the floor and eating it anyway**Texting someone "get me a burger"** Hoe-tard bus**One legged pigeon **Sparkle penis shades**Being told you are "cock eyed"** Beer Goggles**Rose trying to convert a Bourbon Street bartendar**Get Flinn to Pat O's NOW!!!!**The "gasey corner" at Pat O's**Marley - the meat of a fart sandwich** You wanna make out**Timothy at Pat O's - he was OK at first**Random 80's guy Flinn wanted a piece of**Hospitable New Orleans lesbians**It used to be a banana warehouse you know**As far as i know... we haven't ruined one straight marriage yet**Recieving your first "i love you" text from someone**Pizza from Louisiana Pizza**BUG INCIDENT NUMBER 2** I will have a glass of water - hold the bug**Man.. I gotta pee like a jack ass on Bourbon**Walk up-wind from me ladies**The violation of Benjamin**Sex Lighter**You just hit me in the Vaj you fuck-tard** Naked dance video of Flinn - "you don't need nothing but a good time"**The violation of my purple boa w/ Flinn's barn yard**Tit slap**"you only live once... might as well be naked"** Rose - my vaj...vaj my Rose**ITS CALLED A FUPA ROSE**FUPA anatomy 101 w/ Dr. Flinn, PhD**"awe... she makes me wanna take my clothes off and start dancing!"** Yup...won't be using THAT towel**Oh... wait... she ain't ready to meet PINK**Dale.. you could see your dads kids swimming up there**Nothing like a little good clean fun** OH!! She licked me**Drunk eye make-up applying**38c longs are amazing... look, i can eat off it if i wanna**oh.. i saw the snot coming outta your nose**Showing your lungs to the whole room**I just saw your heart - and it flipped me off**SHIRT PLEASE SHIRT PLEASE** Chorographed "flash dance"** Dividing lunch using our initials then realizing what our initials spell - F.A.R.T. (flinn, amber, rose, tara)** Being "snacky"** I love those jeans... you should give them to me.. they looked bad on you anyway**Si-o-naro tasty brownie**What do they think this shit is made of? GOLD... my tit is bigger than the sink**SNAP! Next personality please**SCREW THE SPRITE**Peace be with you**Highway chase w/ the mini van road whores**who knew the mini could do 95?**Leaving your ENTIRE set of keys in the drawer at the hotel**N as in Nipples and Nantucket**80 one dollar bills**FUDA**A clean Vaj is a happy Vaj**Endless Photo Op**Matching ROAD TRIP T shirts** DJ**You could try out for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers**Shout out to Dubba**I spy- our version. Man bag** Getting drunk on a patio**Leaving a bottle of wine on the patio. Broken wine glass**Courtney's "mystery bruise"** Courtney- check**Twin sisters**Mandy the navigator**Trip's favorite TV commericial**Pirate show movie stars**The mummy photo op**Ghetto screen saver**Hold on fool**Free beer natzi's** Mickey Mouse does smoke** Flying Unicorn**Tara- you're gonna cry like a lil
girl**Smelly guy who cuts**Talking noise in another language** Warning label that SHOULD be on Pinot bottle- could cause short term loss** Bubba Gump trivia pro- anthony** Pat Green then Night Rider**So... You're saying you don't want the ornament then?**Walking in the bar- getting four free shots cause you all had a bad day**FUCK tornados, over night fees, outta town jobs, and crazy thieving bitches**bam- get those weeds bitch**Joe telling us he's leaving 42 times- buying shots each departure**Whoa- that was almost a shart**That shit covers it and it vibrates my balls too** But judge, i'm a snake** Amber doesn't know shit from pound cake**Mid-night
hangover**Kez and Freddy K shower**Fever in knee caps**Survivor finalists: Sassy and Lisa**Trespassers beggin to be hauled off to jail cause its dry and they will feed us**Amber's first time river trip = her b-day bash agenda in August**Spoonin w/ Zona**Breaking the bed while practicing aerobics**Stop yelling at me in front of my friends**Diving on an air mattress**BABY BOO**Breakfast feast at 7 AM**Hating the river 2 hours in to it**Someone ate your sandwhich, i think it was me**Barfing at the Grist Mill**Cameron, my toddler boyfriend**Beer funnels**pissing in the pool and everyone acting like they didn't**AO's mom at the pool**Blue Lizard sun screen**Wet packs of cigarettes**No one eat unless you plan to not be in the water for a few hours**Punching babies in the face** Dear God, make me a bird.. so i can fly far, far away from here**Guys, it will not hurt my feelings if ya'll don't invite me next year**Rocky rapids are fun** Passing out w/ a Sparks in your hand**laying "tits up"** PH balanced for a woman, but strong enough for a man** Keith in a self made speed-o**Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol**Change fiasco at Rockin R - should have been a sign of whats to come**Melting ice**Two rules - no throwing up and no fighting - nothing about getting naked**free jello shots**strip sand bar on the river** pissing yourself to stay warm**having to take a shit on the river**drunk shit talk when the subject of the shit talk is less than 2 tubes away from you**loosing your favorite cover up to the wrath of the Guad**Whats your mom's name**Leah the mime**Medicated ear plugs**Ya'll have your alcohol, and i have mine**Kez the experienced driver w/ people in the back**Drinking at noon**Air mattresses in general**59 degree thermastat**Please go put a bra on** How long's he been asleep? every 10 minutes**Locking the adjoining door**being grateful to be alive after the Guad**she's done - ya'll need to put some sun screen on her**tell him to get a hobby**bow and arrows in the back of your car**AAAAAAAAMEN!**I was there... whoop whoop**high kicks on stage**forgetting your ID in Kountze**man... these shorts are short**streaking @ whataburger**stealing shoes**eating crumbs**the pizza that never stood a chance**soft baked cookies**napkin skirt** knappy dug out in a drive thru**waking up naked AGAIN** getting excited you didn't pee the bed**bonding in a bathroom stall**girl crush**new boobs magee**celebrate good times... come on**dick size demo**2 kids**poppin and lockin**being afraid to look @ your camera**drinking everything @ the table**who needs toilet paper when you can shake it**kickin it old school**all these girls in this bar are available...**no cover charge on your birthday**cell phone in a flower pot**drunken slumber parties**amanda's chocolate lover**still having your night club stamp @ 4 pm**
