They’re all so true. |
1. The fact that a believer is happier than a sceptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality....
Posted by derek dikdik on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:53:00 PST |
Things I miss |
Friends and family being a phone call away.Knowing someone everywhere I went.Knowing all the best spots for anything.Real goddamn mexican food.Having a group to make fun of.Dominoes.The lake.Whataburg...
Posted by derek dikdik on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:40:00 PST |
75 things a man should be able to do. |
large picture of people doing all kinds of different activitiesLeif ParsonsA Man Should Be Able To:1. Give advice that matters in one sentence. I got run out of a job I liked once, and while it was ha...
Posted by derek dikdik on Fri, 23 May 2008 04:10:00 PST |
ive finished most of my projects. |
1) Do you think your matur e? Only when I absolutely have to be. Which is almost never.2) Have you kisse d someb ody in the last 2 weeks ? Nope.3) Who was the last perso ns house you went to besid e...
Posted by derek dikdik on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:57:00 PST |
Gross. |
Ladies, please take down all pictures of you and/or your friends taking a piss. It's gross. Especially when it's in a public bathroom. Seriously. Have some class.
Posted by derek dikdik on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:16:00 PST |
Kurt Vonnegut: Real Man of Genius |
Cold TurkeyBy Kurt VonnegutMany years ago, I was so innocent I still considered it possible that we could become the humane and reasonable America so many members of my generation used to dream of. We...
Posted by derek dikdik on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:03:00 PST |
Die Vogeln und die Bienen |
omg it is so funny if you know german, and even if you dont!!!!...
Posted by derek dikdik on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 01:56:00 PST |
drunk....im drunk |
Beer, wine, and spirits come in all flavours why shouldn't our descriptions of their pleasant effects do the same? The National Pist proudly presents as many ways to say you're drunk as we could thi...
Posted by derek dikdik on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 03:30:00 PST |
must read for all servers |
1. CHILDREN "THE LITTLE DEVILS":
If you have children, DO NOT let them, open and dump anything on the table (ie; salt, sugar, etc). IF YOU DO, you must leave an extra $5 for the server to clean up YO...
Posted by derek dikdik on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:22:00 PST |
because vagina isnt good enough |
150 WAYS TO SAY VAGINA:
vagina, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, hol...
Posted by derek dikdik on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 02:34:00 PST |
