About Me
You are Betty Grable
The ulitmate girl next door
You're the perfect girl for most guys
Pretty yet approachable. Beautiful yet real.
What Famous Pinup Are You?
(See! I am totally a Betty... 100% No artifical additives or flavorings)
DISCLAIMER: The views presented here are not the views of MySpace.com or of anyone decent and chaste.
ABOUT BETTY - The Survey
Name: Betty
Birthday: September 30
Birthplace: Cincinnati, Ohio
Current Location: Cincinnati, Ohio (I lived in Los Angeles from 1989 - 1996)
Eye Color: Hazel... sometimes blue, sometimes green, sometimes grey
Hair Color: Depending upon the season and how much I'm in the sun, anywhere from blonde to cooper. I'm usually a dirty-dishwater or a strawberry blonde.
Height: 5' 5.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mostly German with some French, Irish and Hungarian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Rocket Dog Flip Flops with lots of shiny "diamonds"
Your Weakness: If I tell you, you might use it against me.
Your Fears: Dying... not death, just the event that gets me there.
Your Perfect Pizza: Light cheese, heavy sauce, chicken, black olives, red onions delivered to my door by a hottie. Momma Mia!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would love to find someone that I can connect with. Me lonely long time.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol" I ponder the sexual orientation of any guy who uses it.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "It's okay, Betty... you can hit the snooze button one more time." I usually say that to myself seven times.
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: What's "bedtime"? Can you use that in a sentence for me, please?
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with my best friend Megan (RIP, girlfriend). Okay, now I'm going to cry.
Pepsi or Coke: "She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie..."
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither... both are PURE EVIL! Yeah, we're worried about terrorists in the Middle East while we have a psychotic clown and someone who crowned themself king prancing around every other corner.
Single or Group Dates: Single or Group? You mean it's okay for me to date a group of guys on one date as opposed to one at a time? Well, haven't I been spinning my wheels...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither... I like this organic green tea with ginger from Nepal obtained through a fair trade organization. Not only am I drinking tea, I'm redeeming my soul. Eat your heart out, Angelina!
Chocolate or Vanilla: If we're talking ice cream, definitely vanilla. Real vanilla... not some artifical flavor crap. I'm a purist (not be confused with pure).
Cappuccino or Coffee: I swing both ways on this one.
Do you Smoke: Only before I combust.
Do you Swear: Oh, hell nah!
Do you Sing: Yes, and it's an unfortunate thing for those within earshot.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes... I shower myself with love (and soap and water too).
Have you Been in Love: Ohmigod! Over and over and over again... like, everytime I look into a mirror.
Do you want to go to College: Yeah... when I grow up.
Do you want to get Married: I think I'm foolish enough to do that again.
Do you belive in yourself: I am the master of my own destiny.... to infinity and beyond!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Hmmmm... I guess that depends upon the motion.
Do you think you are Attractive: See "Have you Been in Love" above. Seriously, I don't think I'm drop dead gorgeous; but I'm not butt ugly either. I have moments when I really shine. And then there are times when a paper bag is needed.
Are you a Health Freak: More so than the average bear. I am always striving to live better and treat myself better 'cuz I'm worth it, damn it!
Do you get along with your Parents: I tolerate them on rare occasions. They gave me life, and I give them pain. Fair trade off, I think.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them. They're so powerful and beautiful... hey, just like me!
Do you play an Instrument: Does an instrument of torture count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Does that make me bad? I use it to preserve myself... yep, I'm soaking in it.
In the past month have you Smoked: No... but I am smokin'
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, my erratic behavior is natural.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes... and it was with just one guy, not a group cuz I didn't know that was okay.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No. Security recognizes me.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I do not like them, Sam I am.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. Not in the rain, not on a train.
In the past month have you been on Stage: The whole world is my stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Oh yeah... guys can't seem to handle me. And then I'm bossy on top of that. Yep, I'm pretty intidimating alright.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does taking a bath qualify?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah... the innocence of a young man.
Ever been Drunk: Maybe I am right now.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes... and that just makes me giggle more.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, but in defense of my ability to protect myself, the guy was almost twice my size, a body builder, and his dad was a professional boxer. Yessiree... I've got the scars to prove it.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, I was a juvenile delinquent.
How do you want to Die: See "Your biggest fear" above. Thank God, I didn't tell you what my weakness is. The questions here would be a bit uncomfortable.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Do I really have to grow up? I'm a Toys 'R Us Kid, bitch!
What country would you most like to Visit: I love being in the Caribbean. Arrrrghhh! I'm a pirate looking for booty.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Proportionate, a little bit bulky. I want to feel overpowered by him. I don't want to feel like I can pick him up and throw him.
Best Clothing Style: The whole gamut... from casual to formal.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ohmigod, who sent you? Is this my probation officer asking all these questions?
Number of CDs I own: Approximately 50
Number of Piercings: Three. (I am counting each ear as one.)
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Onward and upward is my motto... life is a learning experience. Some experiences just cost more than others.
I am a magnet with an infectious sense of humor albeit a little on the morbid and sarcastic side. Creative, playful, and intelligent, I possess the uncanny ability to overanalyze and complicate the simplest of things. I am quite fluid in my point of view as I see from all angles; but, no matter what my opinion is, I am almost always an advocate of the underdog.
I subscribe to the idea that life is a gift for which we should be thankful and celebrate every day. I love to live and crave new experiences. I am extremely sociable and like to be out and about doing things.
People who really know me describe me as funny, charismatic, down to earth, laid back, and very genuine. Everyone else thinks I'm quiet. (It is the quiet ones you must watch out for.) I am exceptionally honest, caring, and nurturing. People tend to seek me out and are comfortable to confide in me. I am extremely devoted and fiercely loyal to the few that I hold close.
Above everything else, I am a dedicated single parent of one young child.