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H.A.L.

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About Me

I was born in Paris only to discover I didn't speak French and was forced, mistakenly, to Australia where I learned to play the accordien. At age nine I quit my job wrestling crocodiles and took the next flight to Vienna to study art. I put the brushes down and picked up hang-gliding. After falling in and out of love I awoke with a head ache in Sub-Saharan Africa where I used salt for currency. I took a steamship to the US and to my astonishment was unable to buy things with salt.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Groucho Marx, but he's dead, charlize theron and one other tall blond South Afrikan I know.

My Blog

damn

I want to love someone or something more than myself but I cant bring heart to do it. He left the gun pointing up at his face. She moved to his side.            Why? was her only response.       ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:47:00 GMT

body vs. soul I guess

Why is the body always at odds with the soul? The two can come together and when they agree there is nothing better, when they disagree there is nothing worse. The soul wants what it wants and the bod...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:09:00 GMT

Just read it!

There are so many questions and the answers almost always come with death....almost.
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 22:43:00 GMT

My Scout in action

There is nothing better than pulling up to a hot blond in a Ferrai and scoffing becuase I am in my Scout.
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 13:45:00 GMT

1st Drink

The 1st drink to calm the nerves. The 2nd to make it stick. The 3rd becuase its going well. The 4th because the bats are circling. "No that's enough....well one more." The 5th just to forget and the s...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 05:20:00 GMT

not real

"So what are you so afraid of?" She said leaning back against the fake sheep skin seat cover.               I could tell a flash of a cigare...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 03:09:00 GMT

mistook what i thought best

As a student of history I have made a mockery of it. I always took note of what was going on but never interfered. Like I was a damn time traveler too afraid to interfere for fear this would interfere...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:00:00 GMT

to know

I dont know who is the bigger fool, me for thinking I know whats going on or person who says "Yes, I know HAL Wagner."
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:54:00 GMT

transitions

It's hard to let go, move away. Get rid of the old and make room for the new. Things draw you back to a different time and place when you thought you knew what was best and where you were going only t...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 20:30:00 GMT

anymore

So let me ask you what the meaning of your life is? I thought you'd say that, i used to feel that way but not anymore. When i was young i had that knowledge of what life should be about, not anymore. ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 15:22:00 GMT