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Bald Langouste

About Me

You wanna talk about the end of the world? Here it is; top-decibel, well-crafted chaos-crush smacking you in the head like an iron thunderbolt. Bald Langouste is a controlled substance that abused; the music hit your system like you had been dusted, sent the listeners into spasms of frenzy with stars and dead birds twittering around their skulls struck by the unruly walls of wallop that they had honed to the bone. The guitarist, Max(Endless Exhale), is maniac magic-user, gripped in a bizarre mechanized tone-mime, channeling the chopped and smooth nadir of notes that must come from some nether-nether land in the sky. A radiated wind from the corroded core is waved from their weird wands, and they turned the knobs that turned the riffs into strange, scintillating symphonies and psychotic, sinister Hell On Earth sonatas that echoed the backs-to-the-walls of razor wire in front of firing squads, "NJ - Only the Strong Survive" state of mindless they called home. The leads were equally alien, they flagellate like R'lyeh rainbows birthing cat-o-nine-tail tentacles and things that resemble man-o-wars ('cept they fly through space as well as the sea). The drums boom like Barisal guns, and make the titanic clash march into an ordered anarchy of raining buckets of obliteration. Not to mention bassist Serge, a punk rock coppertop who was solid on his bass as his head is bald. The band rose further from categories such as death metal, the crossed wires of styles transcend the sound beyond language limitations and faint descriptions in comparison to the real sound and raging aggression, live and in studio. Bald Langouste are tightly wound around their wounds: I scream, you scream, we all scream...

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Member Since: 11/06/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/d357j
Band Members: Maxim aka Endless Exhale (guitar), Serge (Bass&Burning tapdance), Dj 357 (drums)
Influences: U
Sounds Like: Your grandpa all this time was a pedophile
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

New track `Psyoffice` is now available

17 bit mastering, 1 bit higher quality!!!
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 12:04:00 GMT

17

We're negotiating with Zdzislaw Beksinski about album cover picture.
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 23:05:00 GMT

Steven Lundgren

Dolph Lundgren did win a Golden Globe Best Villain in autobiographic movie about Steven Seagal.
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 21:00:00 GMT

Japan is not China

Jet Lee has choked in Tokyo Subway Gases.
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:24:00 GMT

Black and white and child fucker all the same face

I spilled my beer on my tie when ran you over Michael Jackson.
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:24:00 GMT

Mike Morowitz, The Qasi-sarcastic suck

Mike Korowitz has tested Java scripts on Pakis animals.http://www.michaelhorowitz.com/
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 00:56:00 GMT

Gramp

Jim Carrey is old.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 23:57:00 GMT

Cumfights: A cause for concern

The bumfighters Rufus and Donald Brennan  were sodomized by black and blonde and red man.
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:35:00 GMT

Secret

Batman is Bruce Wayne.
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 21:34:00 GMT

Scott Hull

Scott Hull founded Agoraphobic Nosebleed because Brian Harvey did not allow to play on drums.
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 20:57:00 GMT