~*WELCOME TO THE PLASTIC AGE*~
Disclaimer: What is a groupie?
Groupies have gotten a bad name in recent years mostly due to the fact that most people don't understand what a groupie really is. We are not the girls trading blow jobs for backstage passes or posting about our sexual experiences with rock stars on websites and "penis charts". We are also not the up and coming models, actresses, or porn stars looking to land a celebrity in hopes of furthering our own careers. These kind of girls are called "starfuckers." Real groupies do what they do for the love of music. We are the girls that inspired such films as "Almost Famous". We are the girls who's passion for music runs so deep that we desire to be a part of it on as many levels as possible. Do some of us have sexual relationships with the rock stars we love? We sure do! But we do so with mutual respect. We don't give out personal info or talk about things we are asked not to. Groupies are the girls that will promote you when you are new and struggling, that will drive 6 hours in extreme weather conditions to see your show, and that will be there to lend a breast to cry on when your current model/actress/porn star dumps you. Our love is unconditional and we are there to help out any way we can. Art, love, friendship, and sex is a spiritual experience to us. We are there because our lives were changed. We are there for the love of music and the religion of rock n' roll!!!!
The Hollywood Plastics: Dirty Diana, Christmas, Lexa Vonn, Satania 333, April Vixxi
Greetings fans, bands and other creatures of excess!
"I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody is Plastic, but I love Plastic. I wish I were Plastic." - Andy Warhol
~*WHO ARE THE PLASTICS?*~
The Plastics is an international organization, sisterhood, school and club for groupies. We are a sorority of a sense. Think a rock n' roll version of The Red Hat Society or The Girlscouts. Our elite chapters spread all over the world and consist of one captain, which must be approved by Plastics President, Lexa Vonn and as many members as the captain of each indivisual chapter would like to include. Our activities focus around everything that has to do with music and alternative fashion. The Plastics main sport is going to concerts and learning how to meet the band, collect photos, autographs and other memorabilia, and to form friendships and personal relationships with rock stars and others in the industry. Lexa Vonn works personally with the captain of each Plastics chapter and gives them training on how to get backstage, approach celebrities, and creatively support musicians of all genres and success levels. Our lesser activites include modeling rock n' roll fashions and pin-up, writing reviews of concerts and CD's and promoting local bands in our respective areas.
~*WANT TO HIRE THE PLASTICS?*~ The Plastics are always available for hire or trade. Our services include:
~Modeling rock n' roll fashions, accessories, or products
~Spokes model services
~Host/MC events, shows, after shows
~Go-Go dancing onstage or private parties
~Photography, live and event
~Advertising sales for Rock City News
~Coverage of shows and events, review and photos
~Press kit assembly
~Merch services
~ Make-up artistry and band image consultation
~Backing vocals by professional recording artist, Lexa Vonn
~Anything else you can think of!! We are also available for touring!
Please email us for rate inquiries, we will work within your budget.
OFFICIAL PLASTICS T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE NOW
Order Plastics shirts now. We accept checks, money orders, or Paypal. Please contact us for instructions to purchase through Paypal. All girls shirts are 100% cotton baby doll cut. Sizes S,M,L,XL $16
Men's shirts sizes S,M,L,XL $13
Please add $5 S&H US, add $7 International
~*THE HISTORY OF THE ORIGINAL PLASTICS*~ The Plastics were created to bring back the spirit of groupie chic past. We were inspired by the social risks and freedom spirited ways of girls living in the rock n' roll world in the 1960's. In a time where the music industry has become controlled and void of any real rebellion, we decided to create a social clique here in Hollywood, CA based on and dedicated to groups of girls that create their own social rules and norms rather than succumbing to those set for them by others. Reminiscent of power cliques portrayed in your favorite teen movies, we are a living satire of ourselves. We are worshippers of art and music and live as our own character creations. We are everything but serious but play hard none the less. It was a good two years we spent trying to change the ever-growing conservatism and dullness of pop culture. We gallavanted the clubs dressed in lingerie, we go-go danced onstage to our friend's bands, we wrote live reviews for Rock City News and appeared on talk shows such as Tyra Banks, we did a book with Pamela Des Barres, we loved, we fought, we fucked...we conquered!...And we're still going, baby!!
~*LEXA VONN, PLASTICS PRESIDENT AND CREATOR*~
The leader and ringmaster of this girl-culture cult still continues to immerse herself in rock n' roll, her one true love. She has a regular column in Rock City News and also contributes reviews to Crypt Magazine (www.cryptmagazine.com). She is currently granting interviews, appearing in documentaries, and posing for the occasional pin-up session. She continues to head the Hollywood chapter of The Plastics as well as establish and mentor Plastics chapters worldwide.
The 1st Plastics: Staci Paige, Sandra Starr, Lexa Vonn, Jenni Jayde
~*SO WHAT DO THE PLASTICS BELIEVE?*~
We believe in coloring the world with lipstick and glitter, we believe in life, we believe in giving credit where credit is due and honoring the artists and rock stars that inspire us to admire them and co-create reality with them. We believe in ourselves. We believe in celebrating the beautiful and astounding creations and statements of our mentors and friends. We believe in using inspiration to create new art. We believe that we are all canvases of expression. "Im not an artist, Im a fucking work of art!" We are muses. We are mistresses. We are mothers of invention. You dont have to be musically inclined or be a master painter to be an artist, you just have to be creative, live and love your own and the creations of others.
This page is dedicated to everyone who ever fell in love with a rock star for the music, had their life changed by a movie or book or simply contributed to a scene by showing up and being fabulous, fun and sexy at all times.
"I dont intend to pretend Im not who I am. Im not afraid to stand up and change the world. Im the virgin, Im the whore, I got the key to your back door. Ill take you in and twist you up, Im the mother, Im the slut."- Ophelia Rising
"Rock n' roll is the greatest energy source of our time and groupies- they're the spark plugs of rock n roll".- Kaki Hunter (Roadie)
If you'd like Lexa to review a live show or CD or are interested in scheduling an appearance, interview, or photoshoot you may contact her here or on her personal page.
~*WANT TO BE A PLASTIC?~*
After recieving many letters from girls all over the globe, Lexa has decided to franchise The Plastics into an organization worldwide. If you would like to join an existing chapter, please message them directly. If you would like to start your own Plastics chapter, you must do the following:
1. Message us with the answers to the following questions: Why do you want to be a Plastic? How did you hear about The Plastics? Who are your fave bands/artists? Do you have friends that would want to join your chapter? What areas of band support would you like to develop? i.e. spokes modeling, promotions, booking, journalism, photography, ect.
2. Make a Myspace page for your chapter once approved by Lexa
3. Purchase your Plastics starter kit for $35 (includes shipping) The kit includes:
~ an official Plastics t-shirt in your size (baby doll or regular size on request)
~ an 8x10 color photo of The Plastics
~ The official Plastics hand book with all the rules for running your chapter, Lexa Vonn's personal secrets for getting backstage and making contacts with the band, groupie etiquette, and much more!!
Plastic privledges include:
* Use of the Plastics name and logos
* Official Plastics handbook and Rules of Groupie Etiquette
* Lexa Vonn's personal secrets for getting backstage
* Monthly newsletter
* Access to official Plastics merchandise
STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD, BE AN OFFICIAL PLASTIC GIRL!!!
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