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Your Monkey

I am here for Friends

About Me

primate, able bodied, dim witted, prone to accidents involving personal maiming. keep my promises. helps everyone move. dangerous on the dancefloor. cowboy surfer at heart. love Guiness and Jack Daniels, hate hangovers. good with computers. i drunk dial, i get dialed drunk. i think you're cute/pretty/hot because of what you said, not what you're wearing. but you do look especially nice today.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

urban farmers. cynical tirade specialists. gigglers. sinners. saints. dance hall crashers. eye candy. lovers that won't drive me crazy. surfer grrls. a llama farmer. someone that knows where they keep the spare key to the sewers. old rich people that want to give me their money. young rich people that want to give me their money. fans of ackbar & jeff. boondock and bloom county readers. freaks, sheiks, geeks.

My Blog

hustle

Strange custom I have.  Living in the city one gets accustomed to panhandlers, beggars and hustlers.  I don't give out much as I'm convinced the money just goes to things less than honest an...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 18:57:00 GMT

it doesn't matter

i forget why i am how i am and in a brilliant moment of clarity, i recall it all.  the problem with brilliance is it's not always shiny and happy.  it's just so very clear.  but i'll sm...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jun 2005 01:27:00 GMT

rail guns and tornados

for some reason i was sitting at the bar thinking about how if we started launching vehicles into space via rail guns in the midwest we might be able to reduce tornado damage and harness the energy fo...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jun 2005 11:16:00 GMT

airport romance

does anyone else find themselves falling in love in airports? whenever i'm in an airport, i inevitably find some woman gorgeous. she doesn't have a wedding ring on, her eyes look deeper than an...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Sep 2004 16:30:00 GMT