I would like to meet a woman who i can look up to for inspiration and not to break me down like a closed door. someone will motivate and coah me to do better when i am not doing so well. also to stear on the right path when i have strayed. A woman like this a one in a million, and is hard to find. but where she is i will find here someday or the good lord lead her to me.
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i read jokes like these.In God We Trust!!! How to save the airlines......... Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. &g t; Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton .........................................................A crusty old Navy Captain found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Captain for conversation. "Excuse me, Captain, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Captain just stared at her in hi s serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1950, ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1950! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1950!" The Captain, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
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