Edna

I am a stereotypical "downtrodden schoolteacher" who has had any idealism I once may have possessed beaten out of me by the sad realities of resource-hungry schools and misbehaving children. I hold a Master's from Bryn Mawr College, but am thoroughly jaded, a caricature of the American public school system. Some of my favorite students are Bart Simpson, Milhouse Van Houten and Martin Prince, among others at Springfield Elementary School.I am separated from my husband, who ran off with the marriage counselor. I severely misses male company and my biological clock ticking. I want to quit teaching and go into real estate.