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TJ

I am here for Friends

About Me

I will more than likely bust a cap in your ass. ...Unless of course you weigh more than 105 and are taller than 5'6".

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who...

- Has grown out of the TyPiNg LyKe tHis~*~~!!!! phase.
- Isnt too lazy to spell out words such as 'you,' and 'to' online.
- Can breakdance.
- Can take me scubadiving in the Bahamas soon.
- Knows how to appreciate silence from time to time.
- Has an airplane.
- Is on time for things.
- Doesnt yell all the time and start fights for no reason.
- Isnt a bag of douche.
-Doesnt shove beliefs down everyones' throat and expects them to throw away what they believe in. That's exactly what they are, people. Beliefs. Get over it and stop trying to correct people. Unless you are one of Jesus' deciples that have come to save us all, shut up, please.

And yes, you have to qualify under all of the above. Not just one, or a few.

Oh yeah, and I think everyone can back me up on this; I'd like to meet the Cinco De Mayo version of Jeeves.

My Blog

Yeah I'm done.

MySpace has gone too Facebook-ish. I cant stand Facebook. So I probably wont be on here much anymore. Just found out that virtually the only person I talk to on here on a regular basis died, so that p...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:36:00 GMT

STOP

Clicking on every link that you see! I am not your pet, goddammit! Stop claiming that you have purchased me. Sorry guys, but last time I checked, I was not for sale. Although... well, if you live...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 14:25:00 GMT

This is what happens when youre bored at work.

I know I havent written in quite sometime. I'd update everyone on things, but there really isnt a whole lot to say. Still at the same job, still doing the same things. Sick of winter. This time of yea...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:29:00 GMT

Baby, youre a lost cause.

We're all a lot alike, really. None of us know why we're here, what's going on, how to really run our lives efficiently. We're all a bunch of confused idiots. Some of us just like to pretend we know ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:41:00 GMT

I only hang out with people who resemble band members from Linkin Park.

May I just ask... why virtually everyone has a private MySpace these days? What's the big secret? I understand it to an extent, but it's really starting to piss me off. I dont want to be your frien...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 14:11:00 GMT

If my job was to write a weekly article for a magazine, I'd be fired.

Same shit, different day. I'm thinking I should probably start searching for an apartment. Not because living at home is unbearable, I'm free to do whatever I want, really... it's just the mere fact ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 17:39:00 GMT

There's a string hanging off of your shirt. Oh, nevermind, that's just your arm.

Since I was feeling antisocial and sick of driving in cold rain, I decided to stay home on a Friday night and re-do my profile. I cant decide what is getting on my nerves more, lately... the fact ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 20:36:00 GMT

I learn something new everyday.

You can buy Easy Mac on Amazon.com...?
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 16:49:00 GMT

I finally feel popular.

Thanks to whoever you are that helped me reach the 10,001-profile-views mark. I had no idea I was so heavily stalked... but I like it. I have come to the conclusion that I look rather mannish in my...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 18:30:00 GMT

hey slugger, how about a game of catch?

Ever go on such an awesome vacation only to realize how difficult it is to leave paradise and return to be a slave to routine? That's probably the only downside about vacations. Florida was great, but...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:30:00 GMT