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Andrew

At War Once More, Peace is Another Sign That Falls.

About Me

I'm Canadian, so that means I have warped views on everything and sit around my igloo all day sucking back cold beer while watching hockey and smoking a joint here and there. *goes back to rolling*
Music and technology play a huge part of my life. Industrial/metal/hardcore fuel me. Those sounds are orgasms to my ears.
I hold my job higher than anything. I used to work in a lumber mill. Those fucks were my family. Mill 304, the lumber yard crew, you own.
I now work in a factory that makes custom lighting and has an elite fucking machine shop. I automatically knew I'd love it there once I saw the CNC routers and shit. [If you don't get the bold print, you don't know me too well.] New people to get to know. Just as colourful characters as Remedial. Fucking psychopaths. I fit right in.
When I'm not working, you can find me behind my monitor. Whether it's looking at porn or getting my ass handed to me in Unreal Tournament, I'm always here.
I'm a quiet person who's always looking for a good time. Talk to me about something we share an interest in and we'll probably become friends.

My Interests

Music
Technology
Alcoholism and Drug Abuse
Lockpicking
Pyrotechnics and things that go boom
Tattoos [If they're art, or just plain numbers. Hah.]
Piercings
Acquiring large sums of money.

I'd like to meet:

Slayer: I'd have a few beers with the kings of thrash.
MoH DJs: Need I explain?
Hideo Kojima: Thank him for the Metal Gear Solid series.
The members of my IRC channel.

Music:

Arch Enemy Aphex Twin Assemblage 23 Angerfist Art of Fighters Behemoth Biohazard Bloodbound Cannibal Corpse Catscan Children of Bodom Darkthrone Deicide Disturbed DJ Nosferatu DJ Outblast DJ PanzerFaust Drokz Dying Fetus E-Noid Endymion From Exile Front 242 Front Line Assembly Funker Vogt Godhead Godsmack Hatebreed In Flames Iron Maiden Judas Priest Killswitch Engage KMFDM Kreator Lamb of God Manowar Mastadon Misfits Necronomicon Neophyte Nine Inch Nails Pantera Pink Floyd Rammstein Sepultura Skinny Puppy Slayer Testament The Cure Throwdown Tool Velvet Acid Christ Venom VNV Nation

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange
American History X
Blow
Boondock Saints
Fight Club
Monty Python: *
Pulp Fiction
Requiem For A Dream
Trainspotting

Television:

Family Guy
South Park
The Oblongs
Trailer Park Boys
Weeds

Other than that: Anything on Discovery, Showcase, History, or Comedy.

Books:

Along Came a Spider
Gulag
Mein Kampf
MIT Guide to Lockpicking
The Lord of the Rings series
The Master Sniper

Heroes:

I don't see a point in having a hero in life. You spend your years looking up to someone more successful than yourself, when that time spent could be used to better yourself and create a hero within.

My Blog

Zane...

My buddy Zane got really sick the past two months.First it started out with something lodged in his stomach back in July.Then, Sunday night he collapsed and laid in the same spot for six hours. He had...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:53:00 PST