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About Me

I am pretty big, about 100 pounds actually. I like to take poops, I like to hang out with my Mom.... Don't really like the guy who lives with us he is kind of a skinny loser. I don't like other people on the street, I like getting treats and humping the air when people are watching me, I like getting big boners when friends and family come to visit me, my fears include garbage, trucks, garbage trucks, the lamp, metal objects, loud noises, etc. Mother says that I am muscle bound but I think that I belong on people's laps... Just recently began to be weary of some cats.

My Interests

Running, jumping, being loud, playing with bones, kongs, balls any toys I can get my paws on.... Sleeping, overpowering Phil, being a mama's boy, going for walks, my friend Hunter. Making people scared of me with my infamous "woof!", keeping my teeth white through denta bone, peanut butter, and jumping crazily at people..

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet EDDIE THE CAT!!! He sounds really cool. Other then that I don't really like to meet too many new people.... I like it when they stay away!

Music:

Brought up on Hip-hop by my Mom, other than that, The Cashmere Disciples, whatever Phil plays when he is sitting around the house playing his guitar...

Movies:

Homeward Bound.

Television:

Dog the bounty hunter.

Books:

.... Whatever Mom is reading.

Heroes:

............ Mom.....