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About Me

Before I begin, here's something new:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Now, how that should be interpreted is: if you don't like reading something, don't fucking read it. Ya dig? Some people don't seem to dig, in which case, I'll state that I'm not going to change things I've written. You aren't shit to me and as such, your opinion means less than shit.

Now that I've formally introduced things at the appropriate level, I'm the wickedly vulgar, long serving team captain of my hockey team, New World Samurai, former head ref and current travel team coach of the Denver Roller Dolls as Angus Con, and a fiercely loyal friend.

And because I'm so beloved by our local rinks, I would feel remiss not to accurately state that Roller Xpress was the most unprofessionally ran establishment I have ever come across. Spineless lying dwarfs ran it and their referees comprise their house team in whatever league they feel like. And kids that have played for Arvada suck cock. Glad you're gone, you pieces of shit. I'd say thanks for reading the truth, but narrow minds interpret things however they want to and I'm not going to thank simpletons for spreading slander and bullshit about my hockey team.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that spit out the brainwash, not swallow.

And for something completely different, here's the Denver Roller Dolls all-star travel team's (the Mile High Club) results and record: (rankings are WFTDA rank up until 2009 and then it's Derby News Network's Power Rankings)
8/26/06: KC 84, DRD 60 3/9/07: KC 80, DRD 68 6/24/07: Throttle Rockets (Rat City Roller Girls #2 league team at the time) 126, DRD 121 8/24/07: DRD 113, No Coast 47 10/26/07: DRD 106, Cincinnati 98 11/10/07: DRD 117, Atomic Bombshells (Minnesota Roller Girls top league team at the time) 71 2/16/08: #1 KC 150, #21 DRD 80 4/25/08: #18 Duke City 72, #25 DRD 51 5/31/08: #17 Madison 159, #25 DRD 74 6/21/08: #3 Carolina 129, #25 DRD 49 6/22/08: #5 Gotham 221, #25 DRD 37 8/30/08: #25 DRD 83, #33 No Coast 58 9/12/08: #25 DRD 89, #18 Minnesota 57 10/3/08: #10 Rose City 114, #25 DRD 61 (1st round-Western Regionals) 10/3/08: #25 DRD 118, #21 Dallas 61 10/4/08: #1 KC 132, #25 DRD 90 10/5/08: #25 DRD 125, #13 Tucson 90 2/21/09: #17 DRD 149, #22 Tucson 99 2/22/09: #17 DRD 118, #8 Duke City 71 2/22/09: #17 DRD 182, #15 Pikes Peak 64
Current Record: 10-10

My Blog

Mile High Club in Oly: The Birth of FMKP (and a long overdue foul-assed recap)

I have a lot of strong opinions from this bout and this is my disclaimer right up front. There will be people unhappy with some of the things I'm going to say and you're more than welcome to disagree...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:17:00 GMT

Four Corners Feud: The Championship

After our win over Duke, we sat back and scouted our next opponent when Pikes Peak played RMRG in the other semi-final. We already knew quite a bit about both leagues (they are in our state for fuck'...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:17:00 GMT

Four Corners Feud: The Duke City Vendetta

Before I even begin to address the bout, I have to mention that our my esteemed friend, Ms. Boo Boo, ordered a tostada at our team dinner the night before and had no idea how to eat it. She scraped e...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:08:00 GMT

The Four Corners Feud- Bout 1 vs. Tucson

A month late and so what? I come in "peer pressure resistant" packaging.So after a lot of contemplation, I feel like I'm ready to type up something about the tournament we won February 21st and 22nd ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:15:00 GMT

Derby National Championship Weekend and Porn

This is my final blog of the season. Shit, you never know; maybe the last ever because I am a lazy piece of shit these days. I'm jailed by my own blog. As such, I may just throw off ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:08:00 GMT

MHC in Houston: Our first WFTDA tournament. Motherfucker!

I'm still full of it. So a regionals recap is on tap. Our first bout was a formidable opponent, 10 Rose City. We weren't scared or worried like we had been earlier in the year. ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 03:24:00 GMT

Blog catch-up: A message of love and a quickish Minnesota vs. MHC blog

Hello, neighbors. I'm finally getting around to writing a blog about MHC's bouts from the past 2 to 3 months. It took awhile, but I was sustained by the tears of the whiners. Tasted ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 02:24:00 GMT

Windy City vs. Rocky Mountain: The bout full of shit you don’t see everyday

So, a number of people from the league, Emicide, and myself went to watch this bout. I usually haven't been able to sit and watch a Windy City bout in the past for whatever reason; so, that was ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:58:00 GMT

Mile High Club vs. No Coast (Feel the uncomfortable love)

So we took a road trip out to Lincoln, Nebraska to bout our friends from No Coast. Four vehicles traveling in shitshow caravan (meaning not every driver understood what caravan fucking means).&n...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:28:00 GMT

The late late edition of the Green Barrettes/Bad Apples 8/8/08 bout

Yeah, it took me awhile to write this. And I don't care if that inconvenienced you, ya big fucking crybabies (you know who you are; go check out Janis Joplin because she wrote a song just for yo...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:01:00 GMT