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Greg

About Me


I'm Kinda like James Bond, McGyver and Superman all rolled into the handsome package you see in front of you. What else is there? You wanna know something? Ask!

I like: Eating. I'm a fat ass skinny guy. Doing new things. Being spontaneous. Hanging out with my nephews. Driving to Philly for a cheese steak or the city for a pretzel and a hot dog. Restaurants with outdoor seating. Buffalo chicken strips from Hooters. Corona. Ketel one/7, 007's, Dunkin Donuts coffee. Tattoos. Glocks. Walking out of my house and deciding which car to drive. Laughing to the point my cheeks and ribs hurt.

I Dislike: Most seafood. Wannabe gangsters. Guys who have sick obsessions with superheros. People who cant change lanes. New Jersey. Girls who wear sweats with writing on the ass. My job. People who over tan.

I will: Be famous, even if it's only in Japan. Run the steps of the Philadelphia museum of art in a gray hoodie. Kill you if you fuck with someone I love.

My Interests

Making money. I'm very determined and will always have a way to make it. I just haven't found a way to make it without leaving my bed yet. Give it time though, I think I can do it. Cars...There isn't a damn thing on a car I can't fix. Traveling, which oddly enough, I never do anymore. I really need to go back to Vegas and take back some of my money from my last trip. I really want to visit Italy, Australia and Greece. Street bikes, water sports, gambling, blah blah blah.

I'd like to meet:

Will Ferrell, Seth Mcfarlane, Vince Vaughn, the Dunkin Donuts guy and the creator of the Chicken tender melt sandwich from Perkins.

If you are on my list, you are there for a reason. The only people I add, are people I actually know. If you know someone I know, that's fine. If I knew you 10 years ago, add me. It's awesome to see people I haven't seen in years, and bring back old memories. If you saw me somewhere and said "holy shit, I know him from somewhere" add me.

Family Guy clip of the week...



Movies:

Wedding CrashersOld SchoolScarfaceCasinoCarlito's WayThe GodfatherOffice SpaceSwingersAnything with Will FerrellAny of the gangster movies80's classics....Breakfast clubPlanes Trains & automobilesFerris Buelers day off

Television:

Family guy Seinfeld Entourage The Sopranos Prison Break It's always sunny in Philadelphia Big Brother. This is seriously the best reality show ever. Law & Order (original) and SVU. Criminal Intent sucks moose cock. Third Watch...idiots cancelled my favorite show. Anything on The Discovery and Speed channels

Books:

I have no time to read books. You can read me a bedtime story though if you want? Just nothing with a cat in a hat. That fucker is crazy!