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earl.

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About Me

About me? You wanna know about me? Alright, well I consider myself an artist, I smoke way to many cigarettes, I'm very cynical, It seems I'm slowly losing the ability to be social even on these interweb sites that are designed specifically for that purpose. I'm convinced something is out to get me, I will probably see god or the devil before I'm fifty. Sometimes I can make you laugh with my witty banter other times I'm awkward. I can alienate myself from other people in five seconds flat if I choose. I'm an elitist who doesn't live in the real world, I use to write a lot now I don't. Pop-culture makes me want to vomit, I buy all my clothes of the internet, I am somewhat narcissistic, I'm a hipster camouflage as a rapstar and I'm totally prepared for the apocalypse with enough supplies to kill zombies for years. Wait, why would you kill a zombie? Their already dead.
I'm a Fine Arts Major with a concentration in Drawing. I'm currently working on a series of sketchbooks for each of the seasons.
Aside from the aforementioned list, I'm just who I am. I live life to the fullest and never get caught up in the so and so. I definitely wouldn't call myself a "regular guy" and I sure won't compromise my integrity by claiming to be something I'm not.
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My Interests

Drawing inspires me to make my new world order come to fruition as my enemies are decapitated by robotical assassin cybernetic ninjas. Simple as that. I listen to music, write and draw anything that sparks some “life” in my empty being. Sometimes I’ll sit and watch as the orange, red, and yellow leaves rain down around me in fall while contemplating my existence. I’m fascinated by language and spoken word. I find meditating very cathartic. And a good game of chess helps the days go by easier. I crack my neck and my knuckles a lot, and tend to shorten many words in the English dictionary. . . Exhibit A: 7-11---- “sevs”. I enjoy browsing the local galleries. I’m enthralled by train rides, rarities and oddities and things that go “bump” in the night. I pass the time by sitting in the moonlight staring at the stars, playing the harmonica, pointing out fake boobs, finding hidden spots in this vast world, and walking my dogs. Oh one more thing, word is mine. . .

I'd like to meet:

A handful of dead people, Boba Fett, Priss from Blade Runner, My future self (in the year 3000) a werewolf or two, skeezer's and weirdo's. Oh and a pretty girl with good dividends who is smart and can deal with my frequent bouts of insomnia, occasional impulse control and other artsy antics. Who am I kidding? Women like that don't exists.

Music:

My musical tastes run the gamut from hip-hop to indie rock.
A to Z
A:
Aesop Rock
Afrika Bambaata & the Soulsonic Force
Alchemist
Alias & Tarsier
Antipop Consortium
Aphex Twin
Aqualung
Asian Dub Foundation
A Tribe Called Quest
B:
Babbletron
Beanie Sigel
Big L (RIP)
Big Noyd
Binary Star
Blackalicious
Blackstar
Black Thought
Bobby Digital
Bob Marley
Boom Boom Satellites
Broken Social Scene
Bun B
Busdriver
Busta Rhymes
C:
Cage
Camu Tao (RIP)
Cannibal Ox
Cat Power
CJ Bollond
Clipse
cLOUDDEAD
Common
Company Flow
Cut Chemist
Cypress Hill
D:
Das EFX
Damian “Jr. Gong “ Marley
Dan the Automater
Darc Mind
Dead Prez
Deep Puddle Dynamics
Defari
Dilated Peoples
Dizzy Gillespie
DJ Quick
DJ Quick
DJ Spooky Tha’ Sublimal Kid
DMX
Doc Dre
Doseone
Doug E. Fresh
Doughboy
Dr. Octagon
E:
Eligh
El-P
EPMD
Eyedea & Ablities
F:
Fatboy Slim
Feist
Felt
Fishbone
Flobots
Fluid
Frankie Bones
Freddy Fresh
Freestlyers
Fugees
G:
Gangstarr
Genelec & Memphis Reigns
Ghostface Killah
Goldie
Grayskul
Greencarpetedstairs
GZA
H:
Handsome Boy Modeling School
Hangar 18
Hepcat
Hi-Tek
Hive
Hom
I:
Inspectah Deck
J:
James Brown
J-Live
Jungle
Jurassic 5
K:
Kanye West
Keoki
Kool Moe Dee
L:
Little Brother Lupe Fiasco
M:
Madness
Massive Attack
Masta Killa
MC Lars
Memphis Bleek
Method Man
MF Doom
Mobb Deep
Mos Def
Mr. Lif
Murs
N:
Nappy Roots
Nasty NaS
N*E*R*D
Nore
Noah23
Notorious B.I.G. (RIP)
O:
Obie Trice
Odd Nosdom
Ol’ Dirty Bastard (RIP)
Organized Konfusion
OutKast
Ozomatli
P:
Pastor Troy
Peter Tosh
Pharcyde
Pharoahe Monch
Pharrell
Phil Tha Agony
Pictureplane
Planet Asia
Portishead
Proof
Psalm One
Public Enemy
Purple Ribbon Allstars
Q:
Q-Bert
R:
Raekwon the Chef
Rahzel
Rakim
Rancid
Ray Cash
Reel Big Fish
Redman
RJD2
Robert Johnson
Run DMC
RZA
S:
S.A. Smash
Saul Williams
Save Ferris
Slick Rick the Ruler
Slim Thug
Slow Suicide Stimulus
Snoop
Sole
Street Life
Subtle
Suga Free
T:
Talib Kweli
Telephone Jim Jesus
The Aquabats
Thelionious Monk
The Neptunes
The Perceptionists
The Presidents of The United States of America
The Procussions
The Roots
Three 6 Mafia
The Specials
Timbaland & Magoo
U:
Ãœberzone
U-God
Urbal Beats
V:
Vast Aire
Vitamin D
Vordul Mega
W:
Weathermen
Weezer
Why?
Wildchild
Wu-Tang Clan
X:
X-Ecutioners
Y:
Yak Ballz
Yo! Flaco
Young Zee
Z:
Ziggy Marley
Zion I
#'S:
13&God

Movies:

Top movies
1. City of God
2. A Boy And His Dog
3. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
4. Snatch
5. Seven
6. The Birds
7. Reservoir Dogs
8. Four Rooms
9. Swallow
10. American Beauty
11. Pulp Fiction
12. Belly
13. Training Day
14. Apocalypse Now
15. Blow
16. Night of the Living Dead
17. Blade Runner
18. Escape from New York
19. The Wolfman
20. Akira
21. From Dusk Till Dawn
22. Menace II Society
23. The Big Lebowski
24. Hoodlum
25. The Howling
26. Falling Down
27. Coffee & Cigarettes
28. Layer Cake
29. The Ice Pirates

The best director in my opinion is Alfred Hichtcock, the master of psychological thrillers.

Television:

Television rots the soul. . .

Books:

Anything by Edgar Allen Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, Hunter S. Thompson, Andrew Weil, Jack Kerouac, Timothy Leary, Ken Kesey, Allen Ginsberg, Kurt B. Reighley, Chuck Palahiuk, Christopher Moore, Iceberg Slim. Various magazines such as Complex, Scratch, Sylefile, Brain Damage, Graphotoism, Juxtapoz, Art in America. Comics like Calvin & Hobbes and Far Side, plus the random Graphic Novel.

Heroes:

The AquaBats, Pharrell Williams, Snake Plissken, The Mighty Whomp Rat, Alfred E. Neuman, Assassin Cyber-Ninjas, Godzilla, Calvin and Hobbes, Tyrannosaurus Rex in F-16, Sideshow Bob. . .
Hunter S. Thompson (may you rest in death, since you couldn't rest in life.)
Rick James (you better be enjoying yourself up there.)
Richard Pryor(comedy wouldn't be the same without you.)
James Brown (the godfather of soul that made me feel so good, your influences went beyond the music.)
Ernest, Christopher Walken, Ghenghis Khan, anyone in the world that creates art, Grr from Invader Zim, Mr. Blonde, Spuds Mackenzie (the budweiser bull terreier), My Grandma. . . I miss you more everyday and thanks for everything. And my Gramps who helped me become the man I am today. . . I wish I could remember hanging out with my Great Grandpa, my moms says i'm a lot like him and we were inseparable as a baby. I would love one chance to have a conversation with him as an adult, actually there are several people I could say that about.
Oh yeah and myself. . . whaddup self???

My Blog

untitled 3

heavy are these arms of exposed flesh,restless and angry.poised with pen in hand,scribbling verse on dimly lit strips of emotion.they slowly walk across the blank path,leaving ink hieroglyphs.peeling ...
Posted by earl. on Wed, 28 May 2008 02:49:00 PST

june 17th, 1994

When I was a kid I always looked forward to turning ten. It was a big deal for me to have finally made it out of single digits. I woke up in my room on fairfax street early, full of youth exuberance. ...
Posted by earl. on Wed, 14 May 2008 01:03:00 PST

untitled 2

I made my way around to the dilapidated front porch my great grandfather built with his own hands.my clothes were covered in dirt.I looked down at my fingers my hands were still hands it's the bones u...
Posted by earl. on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:57:00 PST

sushi and cigarettes

Slice through clothing, skin, flesh, bone. slay the monster deep within your being, don't go about your everyday life and dealings, don't swallow your feelings, that feeds the beast. It sits there and...
Posted by earl. on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:03:00 PST

untitled

I am a sick man. . . I am a spiteful man.I believe my life is diseased. however, I know nothing at all about this disease, and do not know for certain what ails me. I don't consult a doctor for it. An...
Posted by earl. on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:47:00 PST

the lone stranger

The sun sets as night grabs hold of the world. All dark, except the full moon in the sky. Slowly the dead streets are again alive. Steam from the depths of the city's belly rises from the sewers. A do...
Posted by earl. on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:15:00 PST

my nightly horrors

I have nightmares of dead eye museum exhibit animals forever staring at nothing. Trapped on moonless night walks with heavy feet. Standing in front of monolithic creaky hinged doors I never enter. Du...
Posted by earl. on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:17:00 PST

whisper these words with dirty lung devotion and a heart of dirt.

Today I stood in a field of lost desire slowly sinking below the mortar while the sun folds under. Cold winds blow against my frame dressed in shadows, I follow the hound's howl. Kissing two fingers I...
Posted by earl. on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:07:00 PST

same as it never was. . .

The clock's still ticking. Sirens roar. The streetlight overhead turns off. The air feels heavy. I move unseen untouchable specter. I smell deception then continue on with ominous mechanical stagger ...
Posted by earl. on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:37:00 PST

i wanna

learn a few new maneuvers. watch the sun fold under. whisper songs to the ancients. make a wish then break it in two. hear the moon howl. throw bad days away. let the plot kick in. create a melody...
Posted by earl. on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:37:00 PST