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During sexual intercourse with a dead body, or a passed out lady, a "pink glove" is experienced when the dry cunt creates a firm grip on the penis, feeling much like the grip of a glove.. thus, the pink glove.

I fucked her so long she went dry and i got a pink glove.

When one is engaged in either gay or straight anal sex and right before the giver ejaculates into the receiver's ass, the giver punches the receiver in the back of the head, which intern causes the receivers ass muscles to tighten which results in a more pleasureful cum.

"I donkeypunched your mother last night"

Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.

I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day.

In short, a feeble/lame attempt at suicide by someone of the emo persuasion. Emosides are for attention purposes only, and NEVER result in actual death. (i.e. taking 4 Zoloft tablets insead if 1, a self-inflicted AirSoft gunshot to the head, choking yourself with rubberband)

Ben: Todd commited emocide 4 times this week!
Clint: Wish he would just get it over with.