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I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I am a loser. But check out my guns.

I also blog like everyone else in the world. Read about my boring life at Tater Tots For The Masses.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Elvis Parsley. He ROCKS!

My Blog

Explanation of the Clown Picture on Jen's myspace

OK, look I think I owe everyone an explanation for the fireman/clown makeup picture on Jen's myspace.I am a HUGE Tammy Faye Baker (Mesnick or whatever) fan. I saw her on the streets of Lewisville whil...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 22:53:00 GMT

Happy birthday to me!

Hey all. Thanks for the birthday wishes. I got the "white Trash Barbie" and the "Urban My Little Pony Playset" (thanks Elvis Parsley).Sadly as I get another year older I have a sad confession to make ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 20:14:00 GMT

The Fortress of Pumptitude

This evening I am amusing myself at the "Fortress of Pumptitude" by playing a game with dumb dog.Here is how the game goes.He barks incessantly until I get up and wack his bum with the paper.He stops....
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 00:24:00 GMT

All you weaklings out there

Look here you bunch of Pumptitude wanna bees. There is nothing wrong with my head. I will be doing some chin squats are Elvis Parsley suggested, and then my perfect facial features will crush your wil...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 19:22:00 GMT

I am soooooo good looking.

I was just admiring how my pectoral muscles flex as I post this blog entry. Anyway I am kind of new to this computer thingy, but I hope to find out more about it. I think the internet is a fad, but wh...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 20:19:00 GMT