it's official |
i'm a crazy cat lady.The Dude Blog
Posted by Bad Poet on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:33:00 PST |
cyrano schmirano |
for those of you who need assistance gaining one's affection, read these rhymes aloud and pass them off as your own confection. *
Lovely little arsonist
You've set my heart on fire.
You also torc...
Posted by Bad Poet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
an open letter to America |
Dear America,
What the fuck is wrong with you?!? Are you retarded? Cuz I kind of think you are retarded. All y'all Bush supporters weren't content just sitting around, fingerpainting with your o...
Posted by Bad Poet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
regret |
sometimes
you do things you regret.
and sometimes
what you regret
is a person you did.
oops.
Posted by Bad Poet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
a simple prayer in haiku form |
we do not miss the
trucker hat. Lord, next retire
the hipster moustache!!
Posted by Bad Poet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
bad poet, good times |
We journeyed to a party with our smuggled drinks in hand.
We peed behind a building, and then on our knees did land.
My friend was fortunate to wear protective ripped blue jeans,
Whilst I a skirt ...
Posted by Bad Poet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
