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About Me

I like stuff. I listen to stuff. I read stuff. I watch stuff. I play stuff. I like girls from New Orleans.It's starting to feel like I'm living in the past.Punk's not dead, it just deserves to die when it becomes another stale cartoon.We're heavy duty like tanks, this is my two chrome shanks, criminal styles point blank. You think my music is crazy, like Tony Montana fumando marijuana con Santana, tomorrow I might not be alive so I wanna bring all the enemies sorrow.If I can't be drunk I don't wanna be alive.There's someone in my head but it's not me.The only thing that makes reality is death, then they hang it on a cross and kneel down and pray to it.The future teaches you to be alone, The present to be afraid and cold, So if I can shoot rabbits Then I can shoot fascists.Gravity keeps my head down Or is it maybe shame At being so young And being so vain.If you tolerate this, then your children will be next.
The Shock Doctrine by Naomi Klein and Alfonso CuarÃ³n
SS Decontrol - Boiling Point (Buff Hall, New Jersey 1982)
Black Flag interview (circa 1981)
Danny Barker interview & performance (circa 1988)

My Interests

Reading. Safety meetings. Passing out on couches. Bad memories. Falling asleep. Music.

I'd like to meet:

The daughter of rock and roll.

Music:

I like it.

Movies:

I like them.
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Television:

FUCK A TV.

JELLO FOR PRESIDENT '08!!!

Books:

I like them a lot. You should read some.

Heroes:

I have many of them. People like Don Wrigley, Pete Wrigley, Pete Wrigley, Artie (the strongest man in the world), Captain Scrummy, Mr. Tastee, Niccolo' Macchiavelli, Mike Watt, George Hurley, D. Boon, David Grohl, Fat Mike, El Hefe, Eric Melvin, Smelly, Dr. Frank, Johnny Ramone, Deedee Ramone, Joey Ramone, Tommy Ramone, CJ Ramone, Marky Ramone, Ben Weasel, Jughead, Danny Vapid, Danny Panic, B-Face, Joe Queer, Hugh O'neill, Ian Mackaye, Brian Baker, Lyle Preslar, Jeff Nelson, John Lydon (Johnny Rotten), John Beverly (Sid Vicious), Steve Jones, Paul Cook, Jim Morrison, Robbie Krieger, Ray Manzarek, John Densmore, Bragueta Bill I, II, III and IV, Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Master Yoda, Mace Windu, Count Dooku, R2-D2, C-3PO, Han Solo, Leia Organa, Chewbacca, Chino Moreno, Stephen Carpenter, Frank Delgado, Chi Cheng, Abe Cunningham, DJ Crook, Todd Wilkinson, Zack Hill, Rick Verrett, Tom Jones, Maynard Keenan, Danny Carey, Adam Jones, Zack de la Rocha, Tom Morello, Tim Commerford, Brad Wilk, Mark "Muggy" Mulcahy, Xiangyang Xu, Vito Corleone (Andolini), Santino Corleone, Michael Corleone, Tom Hagen, Vincenzo Corleone, Don Tommasino, Peter Clemenza, Salvatore Tessio, Luca Brasi, Frankie Pentangeli, Paolo Cevoli, Marco Della Noce, Giorgio Antola, Peewee Herman, Jim Carrey, Mike Judge, Dr. Emmett Brown, Marty McFly, Indiana Jones, Michael Moore, Peppy (my penis), James M. Hendrix, Jay Adams, Tony Alva, Stevie Caballero, Gavin O'Brien, Ray Stevens, Russ Wright, Keith Rendon, Adam "Bomb" Segal, Craig Bosch, Brian "Head" Welch, James "Munky" Shaffer, Glenn Danzig, Jerry Only, Michael Graves, Jello Biafra, Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Jason Lytle, Jim Fairchild, Kevin Garcia, Aaron Burtch, Tim Dryden, Virgil, Catullus, Caesar, Octavius, Alexander Magnus, Scipio Africanus, Aeneas, Iulus (Ascanius), Priam, Hector and Paris of Troy, Mark Antony, Brutus, Odysseus, Jesus Christ Allin, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Richard Starkey, Eddie Vedder, Jeff Ament, Mike McCready, Stone Gossard, Matt Cameron, Michael Stipe, Peter Buck, Michael Mills, Bill Berry, Serj Tankian, Shavo Odadjian, Daron Malakian, John Dolmayan, Mike Muir, Chuck D., Flavor Flav, DJ Terminator X, Julius Zimmerman and so on. I might add some more one day.

My Blog

Rejoice, for the truth is out.

I love being a nobody. I know many wish to achieve greatness and fame and notoriety. But really, I like stepping into a crowd and going completely unobserved. I like staying home and playing them old ...
Posted by MC Scrotum on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 04:24:00 PST

Rhetorical question, Farley.

Plain and bluntly: Doesn't everyone agree that cops suck so bad?
Posted by MC Scrotum on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:10:00 PST

Fuck me, Freddy.

And so, Grandaddy is splitting up. One of my favorite bands of all times is splitting up. It almost sounds like a joke but it's true. They are really splitting up. Everyday I unconsciously was impatie...
Posted by MC Scrotum on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:25:00 PST

De Hominis Natura

De Hominis Natura[*] (On November 7th, 2005, two young men at the LSU Rec Center talk about the airing of Matrix Reloaded the night before on cable television. Their names are Waldo an...
Posted by MC Scrotum on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 04:17:00 PST

Head

Now, Korn is a band I listened to a lot in my mid to late teens. I was a big fan. I still enjoy listening to their old records. They pretty much kick ass. It was innovative, it was heavy, it was ahead...
Posted by MC Scrotum on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:50:00 PST

(Foreign Flag)

Well, I'll be goddamned. My wish came true. In a matter of days. I wished that Team Sleep or Bad Religion would play a show around the New Orleans area and yesterday I find out Team Sleep is playing N...
Posted by MC Scrotum on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Strawberry Fields Forever

As a kid (before my discovery of Nirvana and alternative rock in general) I used to think The Beatles were the greatest bloody band ever fuckin existed. Today, 10 years later, I gotta say that weak, n...
Posted by MC Scrotum on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOLY SHIT, I'M FRIENDS WITH BAD RELIGION AND TEAM SLEEP.

I feel so fuckin important. I wish they both played a show around here sometime. Cool.
Posted by MC Scrotum on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If they say I never loved you, you know they are liars.

I noticed something really funny today at the College Dr. Walmart about an hour ago. I was with a buddy of mine, who is a TA (Teacher's Assistant) for like the freshman chemistry lab and he ran into a...
Posted by MC Scrotum on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Smash that hand-crank transmitter...

Just writing to say that I have three new gods in my musical pantheon and their names are: Chuck D., Flava Flav and Terminator X. Hail, Hail! Also, I noticed something else today (it's not the first t...
Posted by MC Scrotum on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST