its simple how one thing can lead to another |
i was walking out of the forest
and then this winged varvetamen came and snatched me up in her beak
i was like hey what the total eff are you doing
she said something but then dropped me out of her...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Sep 2004 18:59:00 GMT |
after the granola was done i quickly had a bm and kept up with my insecurity |
i was so like awesome
that granola was awesome
and then i remembered why i was in the forest
forest? who said anything about a forest?
the fuck am i in a forest for?
i hate nature
except for fo...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Aug 2004 23:29:00 GMT |
so i just kept on with my journey and now with dirty feet |
so i just kept on going even though i now was out of shoes and toad guidance
just my luck i managed to stumble across an opening in the woods where i saw a valley and a cliff and then desert and then...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jul 2004 23:13:00 GMT |
after i left the bear i went closer towards the middle of the forest where i found the magical pond of afdinance and everyone likes afdinance |
so when i got right up to the fountain there was this toad
he said that i must throw an item of mine into the pond of afdinance and it will be afdinanded
he said that after it sunk to the bottom th...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jul 2004 01:11:00 GMT |
so there was this one time when i was walking in the forest and the most wonderful thing happened |
i stopped in a clearing where i saw a bear and ten chickens
they were fighting
the bear started stomping on each of the chickens and crushing them dead
he had about half of them crushed when the...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jul 2004 00:01:00 GMT |
meg seay deserves death |
jk jk shes ok
Posted by on Thu, 18 Mar 2004 20:30:00 GMT |
