Dear Pimple |
Dear Pimple,
You've been such a good friend to me. Even when I peed on the leather couch you didn't judge me. Still I haven't popped the puss out of you yet. Even when my nose fell off after 6 ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:33:00 GMT |
The Blow Up Doll Party |
"The Blow Up Doll Party" -You're not invited But Your Blow Up Doll Is -Part 1
1. I made out with a blow up doll! Should I get tested for Aids, Herpes;etc?
No, Just rub some maple syrup on your pubes a...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:30:00 GMT |
Smell like Lasagna |
Her breasts smell like Lasagna. Don't really even know why. She drinks Fresca and Burps up dish liquid. Why, Why? Now getting to her tummy. A piece of chewed chewing gum is stuck in her belly button. ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:17:00 GMT |
BLUE BERRY FLAVORED MOUNTAIN |
ALONG THE BLUEBERRY FLAVORED MOUNTAIN CAME A BANANA NAMED COCKALOU WHO CHEWED ON BICYCLE TIRES AND HAD BLOODSUCKING LEACHES SHOOTING OUT OF IT'S PORCUPINE ASSLIPS. PEPPERMINT PIZZA'S WERE INVENTED LON...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:11:00 GMT |
welcome new bassist! Dementia Corpus!!! |
her pic is in the picture section if you would like to check her out!
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:29:00 GMT |
Get sick, but save the Vomit |
Once upon a time:
The restaurants were our friends
Left with their home recipe of blends
Now there must be a pair of roller skates
Hours later we vomit all over our plates
Now there is a fine r...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 13:36:00 GMT |
blood drops e.p. available very soon |
well, ladies and germs, we finally finished the recording of the blood drops e.p. and it will soon be available for you to use as a frisbee, OR.....all you ugly chicks out there ca...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 23:17:00 GMT |
