Dohn Jeere [Waldemar]

Ey boi, I'm Emily.
:D
For some reason,
I can't make eye contact with most people
when I talk to them.
And when 98.5% of the human population
brushes up against me or touches me in any way,
it makes my skin crawl, and I go crazy.
I'm scared to death of drowning.
...and a large, mexican woman.
I hate litterbugs, closed-minded people, racism,
and the annoying mehring sound that alarm clocks make.
I love sharks, zebras, Escalades,
Hayley Williams, Batman, US History,
the numbers 11 and 17, pineapple on my sushi,
and a really pretty girl :D
You'll never ever ever see me
without my guitar pick necklace<3
I like to pretend I'm a redneck.
I have no butt.
I've been obsessed with Lady Gaga lately.
....o_O
I play guitar,
and it makes me happy.
:)
I'm The Godfather of Leah's baby ^_^
I love my family and friends very much :)
she has my heart :D<3
I dance a lot, I smile a lot,
I cuss out caterpillars :D
and I like to hump trash cans.
So let's talk :)
"Emily, we all love you, but everyone else
thinks Jesus is an asshole."