Kingdom of Might |
"Soli Deo Gloria"Look to the sky for the evidence, breath of the wind chilling every cord on my spine. In this instant, I'm taken atop the world. The burning of buildings and houses beneath never reac...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:50:00 GMT |
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Driving to work today I realized in the heat (which in degrees probably rivaled the number of people who live in Chillicothe) that my air conditioner in the Egg (That is my car, a white 1998 Mercury T...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:11:00 GMT |
THE EGG IS BEING REWORKED... |
Well with some very aggressive inspiration from my lovely girlfriend, I decided that it was critical that I clean the egg, even though the timing is slightly premature to the regular cleaning schedule...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 13:19:00 GMT |
An apple a day won't keep AIDS away! |
I was eating an apple at work today and I must say I felt quite euphoric at how healthy it made me feel. I also couldn't help but allow a sensation of comfort and security wash over my sweaty, manly ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 17:06:00 GMT |
I am going to start a band called 'Levelate Mario |
It's going to be about how fuckin hard the 8th level of Mario Brothers is. The songs will focus mainly on illustrating respect, but also the intense fear that I feel when encountering orange fiery ba...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:50:00 GMT |
HEY KIDS! I HAVE SOME NEWS!!!!!!!!'11'1'12'13@.@$ |
Guess what?? Nothing extra good is going to happen to you tonight, nor a wish come true, nor any of the other bullshit that is promised at the bottom of the mastodon shit bulletins you keep posting e...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 14:48:00 GMT |
I hate banners, especially noisy emoticon ones... |
These fucking piece of shit banners at the top of myspace that say "HELLLOOOO" every time I run my mouse in the wrong fucking direction need to stop before I sacrifice an orphanage. I mean Jesus, is t...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 23:42:00 GMT |
Man it's going to be weird if they make a Hummer 4.. |
I mean yeah the two is fine or the three whatever number they are at... But the Hummer 4 would be insane because written in Roman numerals an H4 would be an HIV!... That's w...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 13:09:00 GMT |
NEWSFLASH: I've decided to give up drinking altogether!! |
No but seriously guys I am sick and tired of all of the girls of myspace that aren't my friends using my pictures to pleasure themselves. I know it is happening and you need to STOP IT! I ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:07:00 GMT |
A 19 hour work shift.... |
Well they have decided that it makes sense to work me from 4PM to 4AM, and then have me come back in 6 hours later to work 10AM to 5PM.... 19 hours of work in a 25 hour period is exactly why I n...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 05:44:00 GMT |
