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About Me

It kind of pisses me off how hairy I am.

My Interests

Admiring my huge pecs.

I'd like to meet:

The cast of happy days. Except that son of a bitch Chachi.

Music:

Bad Latitude, The Whalers, Lawrence of Batavia, Down the Wazoo, Musical Eyepatch, Liberian Labyrinth, Ultimate Dynamism, Theban Saucepan, Koizumi in Graceland, Operatic Oppenheimer, Overextended Boundaries, Bee Sting Pie, Apocalypse Later, Harpoon, Artificial Reality, Planetary Catastrophe, Dream Assassin, Remember the Calico. I'll bet you've never heard of half of those.

Movies:

Barney's Big Fucking Movie.

Television:

Davy and Goliath. And nothing else.

Books:

The Complete Works of the Guy Who Wrote Star Trek.

Heroes:

Black-Faced Hitler.http://www.geocities.com/smernandtrimble/

My Blog

Hookers: the new shitty bands.

What's up with all the porn sites that want to be my friend? It was bad enough when a bunch of shitty bands wanted to use me to make themselves look popular, but this is just silly.
Posted by Derek on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:49:00 PST

People, shmeople.

Don't you hate it when people decide to be total downers? Like, you're all like "hey dude! what's up?!?! you know what's funny?! Fat people! I love fat people." Then they're like "yeah. Well, three pe...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So today....

I did absolutely nothing. It was grand. I can't wait for retirement.
Posted by Derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The everlasting doom of banishment.

A rule one of my students suggested today: "If student talking with her/his friend really loudly and say needless things, then Mr. Janik can banish them to hallway." I love that idea.
Posted by Derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.

So was yesterday.
Posted by Derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST