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Bike thieving bastard update

Here we are in May, and it's been nearly 5 months since by bike theft incident. I've heard no more about it.My lousy neighbours have gone back to only sometimes locking the deadbolts (looks like it's ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:43:00 GMT

The slowly failing blues

Well, what can i say? Sometimes I just get terribly sad. And tonight is one of those times.It starts out as a sort of generalized restlessness. But somewhere along the line it changes. It morphs into ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 21:17:00 GMT

A Stolen Bike Story

Some fucker broke into my apartment building and stole my bike on Christmas Eve. The cop that came to answer my call showed me that the bastard probably got in with something as simple as a screwdrive...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:27:00 GMT

COMPLAINT AGAINST PHILADELPHIA POLICE OFFICERS

Officer Caesar Badge 4358Officer Centeno Badge 6652Philadelphia Police District 18My sister Jennifer has a lease with her landlord, Haile Lemma which clearly states that she has possession of the apar...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 00:40:00 GMT

A very odd coincidence

Have you seen that Visa CheckCard commercial? At the cafeteria-type place? Where a long line of business-types move through the cashier line, efficiently sliding their Visa CheckCards through, and mer...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 20:09:00 GMT

RRRRUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

The Broad Street Run is Sunday May 6 at 8:30 in the morning.It's 10 miles.A lot of it is downhill.I'm totally doing it. All the cool kids are.... Me, Scotty, Sheryl...... who else is gonna do it? Come...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:35:00 GMT

December 31

It's not quite seven thirty in the morning. I've been awake for about two hours, now. Things seem very clear, in the crisp morning air. It's never truly quiet, here, in the city. But it's quiet enough...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:26:00 GMT

I stole Dave's survey

When was the last time you cried?: Wednesday before Thanksgiving.Have you ever faked sick?: yes. How else are you supposed to play hookey?What was the last lie you said?: shit. I can't think of one. I...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 21:59:00 GMT

Eurotrip!

Well, I've just returned from my first ever trip to Europe. I am so very glad to be home. I really should have learned more French before going to France. That would have gone a long way toward avoid...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:42:00 GMT

More adventures in the land of human garbage...

Well, some motherfucker broke into my car last night or this morning.My Jeep Wrangler is an easy target, I know, but the joke is: THEY DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING! Of course, there was really nothing to tak...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:05:00 GMT