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Mike

I am here for Friends

About Me

Whasssup people!! I value friends and family...without them you have nothing. I'm kinda addicted to poker, but who isnt. I'm housebroken....I cook, clean, and do laundry....lol. I now have four snakes...a pair of Hogg Island boas, a Peruvian redtail boa, a Suriname redtail boa.You can find me in da club...bottle full of bub....wait...who am I kidding. You can find me in the bar sippin' on fuzzy navels or drinking a Zima. If not, look for me on the dance floor..doing the Robot or the throwing dice thing. I play Badminton and Tiddlywinks....I make it rain! I'm a Ninth Degree Yo-Yo Master and killing is my business....and business is good! If this profile interests you, I'd love to hear from ya. I'd love to pick your brain and find out why you still drink Zima.

My Interests

Playing the ukulele or kazoo. Making things out of Play-Doh and then eating it. Collecting ceramic clowns and beanie babies!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Salma Hayek , Kate Beckinsale Rachel McAdams Hatchetface and whoever caught this.....and this...oh wait....I caught this one, but I still have no idea what it is.....do you Mike???

Music:

Im into all types of music. The man, the myth, the legend....Conway Twitty The future....

Movies:

The trilogy in the making... and . Gigli made $17.50 nationwide...good thing i saw it twice.

Television:

Mr. Belvedere Joanie Loves Chachi and anything with this man Those two were on to something!

Books:

Anything that involves animals and Oprahs Book Club

Heroes:

I'm down with G.O.D and O.P.P! When I think heroes, I think of a person who thinks of others first...a person who will risk everything....this person...wait....he's more than a person Oh....by the way. This really happened